This is SO funny!I'm laughing out of my breath.:D
But to be honest,well,China is likely ooc.
"I'm on the moon!I'm on the moon and you are
not!"
Oh my
Alfred is so cuuuuuuute!XD

Sorry America, the "personification of pure evil" position is filled by Russia.
I just realized how big an advantage I have in Geography class. Like, I can name most of Europe off the top of my head.

These are all weird translations.
And then there's South America.
I just realized. Iceland is literally ice land.
In chinese it's ice island.
it never changes.
o.O

I just hope France doesn't discover the Lenny face.

...those are song lyrics.

"Spain just wants Florida back"
So England has Florida?
*insert Lenny face here*

YES. The Chronicles of China is the best name ever. I need someone to title a fic that.

i just want one where China hacks everyone else's accounts to be of someone they hate. Like, switch France and England, Greece and Turkey, etc.

China is so badass in this chapter
And Switzerland. "Dear Bonehead,"

The chinese literally says "GET THE F*CK OUT OF TAIWAN"
"I'm revolting!"
OK this is f*cking hilarious.

I think by "hospitable" you mean "will put you in the hospital"...

Hey Russia, have you realized Belarus borders you yet?

If I was China I would reply: "You can take Mongolia, aru"

"How many fingers am I holding up?" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

wait, Alfred likes the caps lock because he's a CAPITALIST! I'm a idiot