Just finished reding chapter 2. Loving the fic till now. And i have to completely agree with u, in many fics they make Sebastian the most lovely person on the earth in a single chapter which i dont think is possible for anyone to become. Im gonna keep on reading it. Good job!

This was epic! I loved the characterizations, the humor, the angst, and just the general intelligence of this story. Just pulled an all-nighter to finish it. Wonderful! :)

It took me a while to come back and finally finish this story. But wow... I found myself yelling at the screen of my phone as I read one moment, and laughing out loud the next. You are an amazing writer, my friend. Thank you for putting as much time and effort into this story as you did. Truly amazing. :)

Ok, having will call SB squirt was a bit much on the parallel, but other than that I still though this was credible backstory, if a bit extreme on Seb's dad. If your dad said all that you would be seriously screwed up.

Powerful!

More good Tina stuff!

Where did you get the bowtie bouquet idea from? Bashful floundering Sebastian is so press:
"And I know you like homemade presents, but I can't really sew or anything…so I just put all the bow ties together like that…well," he admitted, "I had our maid Olga do it…but I told her how to arrange them…"

And Seb's dad could not have had a better lead in...creepy!

Love the texting, that Nick dates Anna Kendrick, the Eli cameo and saucy 50 Shades of Grey Blaine!

I'm rereading parts of this fic, something I rarely due - and it's even better than I remembered! Forgot about the use if that lovely Mr. & Mrs. Smith Song. I would kill to hear Darren and Grant sing this song. Grant's Broadway trained, so perhaos Megan Hilty's part is better for him? I like Tina in this. Thank you again for writing this!

Once again, I'm reviewing while I read.

Seven times eh? Someone's nervous, either that or he's turned on by his own reflection and with a face like that who wouldn't be? ...yep he's nervous...damn I was hoping he was turning himself on, that would've been way more entertain for me. Awe how sweet, Kurt sent him a letter, but alas it was toxin free :(...not going to lie, I like me some murderous Kurt story lines.

Obviously Pokemon, the original Red and Blue Versions are Blaine's favorites, their classic hipster games at this point. He's obviously lying about not having a favorite, and having a life. He's a teenager who sings in glee club...what kind of a life could he possibly have that would not permit him some time to play some classic game
where you catch small animals with super powers, evolve them, and make them fight in death matches for money? The communist kind of life, that's right.

Okay, the Sebastian and Nick conversations were by far my favorites. Can we just make Nick into Sebastian's sex slave? I feel like that would add some depth to his character (insert the "if you know what I mean" meme here).

Tea pillow cases? REALLY? DAMN! I was hoping the sledgehammer part was real! Sad day. He should have said the whole "Hey, I'm not happy because you essentially ignore me. Could you maybe do something about that?" Exactly like that. I could just see Kurt, gasping loudly touching his finger tips to his bottom lip with a look of pure and utter shock.

"But I'm the perfect gay boyfriend! I live in New York with my hag and ride old fashioned looking bicycles, and I work for Vogue dot com! How could you not be happy!?" and then he nods thinking he's realized what's wrong, "Oh I get it sweetie! I know it's hard being stuck out there in the boonies of Lima, Nebraska, or wherever it is you're from...but it gets better, and New York is only a plane ride away!" He smiles, but then drops it with a concerned and contemplative face, "Do they have airports where you're from? Its been so long since I've been there that I have just completely forgotten! Ahahahaha!"

Wow you really like Kelly don't you!? ahhahaha.

Response to the A/N:

Nick you be Sebastian's friendly neighborhood sex slave!

You should title this story "The Douche and the Dapper" ...oh wait you're done...but that doesn't mean you can't go back and change the whole entire story altogether, now does it?

Reviewing as I read...Oh dear god this text conversation is sooooo high school...oh wait they're in high school! ...Yay for Kurt being a smartass! This is always a good thing because, well it keeps people from falling asleep. Though you could have thrown everyone for a loop and had them have get all sextual with their words with words that bring focus on the fallacies around Blaine. You could have had him stroke a pencil in his hand whilst texting and biting his lower lip.

..LIES he so deleted that number! Who would want the number of a dude that nearly blinded them in their phone? Oh yeah, Blaine! Cause Sebastian is hot and dangerous (damn it! now Ke$ha is singing in my head!) and is temptation wrapped in bacon, deep fried, and served with chili cheese fries, delicious, but so bad for you, and also completely worth the calories.

Hold up! The Breakaway album!? I think I just peed myself from laughing! WTF dude! My mind is singing the "It was cool but it was all pretend," line and now I'm thinking that Kurt was just a figment of Blaine's imagination, or they've been broken up and this is him having a nervous breakdown...shit just got a whole lot more interesting!

My only critique for this chapter was that it was A LOT of texting. I mean people need to learn that pressing the the call button means that you can actually hear their voice! Also it would've put Blaine on his toes and he would have had to think before texting back. The same with Sebastian.

Overall ...yeah I liked it :)

I am so sorry I am only just reviewing now - this is a wonderful, wonderful story which I am thoroughly enjoying, especially the way you write Sebastian. He is making a real effort to be a nicer person, without losing that d-bag streak which we all know and love. Also, his more vulnerable side breaks my heart, especially after what his dad said/did :(

The Textversations have had me laughing out loud as I read them, esp 'Your moms crude.' So simple, so effective and that was the moment I feel in love with this story.

Brilliant stuff - I must say, I am relieved the break up is over... now things can get (even more) all seblaine-y!

Your story was great!

That was amazing, as planned probably one of the hottest M-rated-scene ever !
And here is my happy ending ! I can die peacefully now !

This story was awesome from the beginning to the end, and I just can't wait to read you next one !

And what was that ending !
Seriously dude, I have to get some sleep, and here I am, at 1AM, just HAVING to read next chapter because I'm nearly crying over this broken love
That's...that's just mean !
Who loves a non-happy ending !?

FINALLY ! GOD ! I was thinking they were never going to date ! I know they're all messed up and stuff, but boys, get yourselves together and just shack it up !

Oh, and nice reference to Marley's unbelievable collapsing BTW...

I just can't help but picturing Olga as Dorota from Gossip Girl oO

That was a little too soppy for me, but that needed to be done at one point so they can finally fuck each other brains out \o/