This was such an unexpected find, and I loved it! I loved how Moriarty asks about how much blood there is in the body, on an UNRELATED note! :D

So much fun. xD

Oh god...Sherlock would have been terrified...

lol Now I know where all those troll remarks on YouTube come from. :) The question about how much blood was in the body was priceless! Ending was awesome too!

Had a fun time reading Moriarty's trolls ;D

"Sherlock, how much blood is in the human body again? Just wondering. Completely unrelated. –JM"
... "Completely unrelated" -the exact moment I started laughing. So glad Jim was only messing with Sherlock, now I don't have to feel so bad about all the laughing.

Bwhahahaha! Oh, Moriarty, I can never stop loving you! This has made me smile ear to ear. :)

...I actually thought you were killing him!
XD When he said April Fools was about the time I started giggling uncontrollably. And then John had absolutely no idea what was even wrong with Sherlock, which was a big relief as well. And also very amusing.

Lol good job with this!

XD LOLOLOL "Whoops! Dropped my knife..." "Ah... good memories!"
It's so perfect. 3

You fooled me. I was so relieved in the end. Once I realized that John was ok, it suddenly became funny.

My favorite lines.

"Sherlock, how much blood is in the human body again? Just wondering. Completely unrelated. –JM"

The completely unrelated got to me.

AND

"Fine. Just don't go anywhere until I get back. –SH

Ok, I won't. –JW

Oh, and if you happen to pass a Tescos on your way, we're out of milk. –JW"

Best wishes.

i like john at the end

after everything moriarty said

what john said must have been a relief

smile

Mycroft is creepy.

The first line said John was dead, but later he was being tortured. Confusing.

Love it!;)