Man, this was a great little read. My favorite part was when Simba says, "I wish my dad was funny like you." and Scar replies, "I wish Mufasa was 'funny like me' too. Then maybe you'd go talk to him for a change." Brilliant. Best comeback ever. I wish the humor in the actual movie had been that good. For only an hour of work you have a good little story. Something like this would have taken me about three. Keep up the good work.

Ah, good. I always wondered what happened the night before the stampede.

A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

Yup...and I got to help with the title this time around!

So, "interlocution" and "mien"... that brings up the total of words you've taught me to three! At this rate reading your fanfics is more productive than tackling a piece of "classical literature" :P

Always a pleasure!

This was pretty well-written. I loved Scar's double-thoughts. :)

I really liked this, Twin. :) When Banzai came around the corner and repeated what Scar said behind his back about slobbering brutes, I sort of tensed up and went "ooooooohh...! Is Scar's end earlier than we tought? XD" Very nicely written. I feel so bad for Scar here... having to listen to Simba's stupid drolling stories and whatnot. Oh well. Good oneshot. :)