| Reviews for Not the Golden Route |
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  Guest chapter 1 . 6/16 Omg- WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY THO? |
 lmcdanl chapter 1 . 6/12 This is amusing, thank you! |
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/26 The puns were great! |
| The Punmaster chapter 1 . 4/11 lmao- |
| MissMuseOnline chapter 1 . 1/5 Honestly if Harry and Hermione haven’t said anything about Hermione not being a virgin, Bellatrix. They should have just stayed quiet. |
| Reader chapter 1 . 10/13/2019 No Ron, nobody is willing to bugger you. |
| The Ghostly Minion chapter 1 . 7/2/2019 Of course the only problem is how H%H get away once the ritual is done. But since this is whack and crack, I’m not too worried. TGM |
| The Guy chapter 1 . 6/6/2019 "Oh, bugger me." -Ron "Too late, Wittle Weasley." -Bellatrix "I sense that someone is stealing my place as the lewd girl. I must take my spot back. I must go and shag Harry." -Luna Lovegood |
| Cyril Kain chapter 1 . 5/21/2019 ...Well, at least he told all those funny sex jokes before he checked out! I got more than the 'basilisk returning to the Chamber of Secrets' line now. At least, if Ron does go, Hermione can always handle Harry's long, hard, strong Elder Wand. After all, every good wand needs an appropriate holster. |
| guest chapter 1 . 3/14/2019 Lol! very original! Hermione thinking about long... hard... was hilarious! |
| Agewalker chapter 1 . 11/15/2018 It would've been funnier if Ron had lost his virginity to Lavender, and the story ends with Bellatrix grabbing Draco. |
| tyrannicpuppy chapter 1 . 10/22/2018 Ah, so many puns. Brilliant. |
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/7/2018 HAHHAHA FUNNY BUT ALSO SCARY ENDING AND PUNNY JOKES LOVED THEM |
| jumpingninjo chapter 1 . 9/6/2017 lol i don't even feel bad thw ron dies lol that was awesome |
| FuN FiFi chapter 1 . 1/14/2017 Hilarious! This scene would've been a great comic relief (albeit totally inappropriate) in the actual book! :-D |
