you're not wrong about Morrigan & Alistair

that is Anora & Loghain just asshole

I'm sad you seem to have abandoned this work. I love your portrayal of Darrian Tabris, and I love Neria's practicality.

And I'm glad I wasn't the only one who wondered about the mabari. But then again, Cailan wasn't exactly bright...

Truthfully, I trusted Loghain in my first play through. In retrospect I feel rather dumb.

The whole shifty eyes joke reminds me of the dog with shifty eyes from the Simpsons. Lmao, great job with this here as well. I was psychedwhen I saw you wrote something else Dragon Age.

Also, I snicked at the whole Cailan and mental retardation joke.

*giggles!* I love this! xxx

I bet you are fun at parties! Thanks for the laugh! Loved it!

I love how you make fun of game's mechanisms and certain plot aspects. Please, do more.

Best fragment:
"'Ah!' Duran yelped, hurriedly pulling his pants back on. "Where the hell did you come from?"

'Well, I originally came from Orzammar, where I was part of the Merchant Caste until I got arrested for robbing an important corpse. Then I came to the surface with my..."
Great picture of this tendency of characters (which I really like, but still) to giving their life stories all the time.
And your making fun of the gifts system.
Can't wait for the next chapter!

ROFLMAO.

I love this story so much. Heh, always makes me laugh!

Very clever parody. I love all those references to another Bioware titles and even shows and movies. Your humour is based on common sense and it's delightful. I especially liked the fragment about the prisoner in hi underwear (you really made a great point with that scene) and Loghain's outbursts. I hope you'll continue soon.

Absolutely A-Mazing!

When Alistair got decapitated, i really expected him to put his head back on. Mouse trap with cookies! I like it with Alistair losing and deciding they should go to Kirkwall.
So that's what happened to Carver. I actually would have done that to my brother.
Love it with Faren's wheelbarrow.
BTW what happened to Snugglebug? You know Neria's pet genlock?

Love it! Neria now has a pet Darkspawn! I love it with Howe and Loghain susposidely being off their medication. And the amount of women swooning because of Teagan. (How he wasn't married before DAO, i do not know).
Morrigan watching Sabrina the Teenage witch, Furan with the scratch cards, Loghain speaking Orlaisian... hilarious
"I miss Meghren" Considering this is someone who was involde in kicking Meghren out of Fereldan that's saying alot.