I was hoping it would end in them in peeing on each other something...ahah...ha...

i couldnt stop laughing the whole story xDD

So-so did Logan-did he-the bet- Gah! I cant stop laughing even though i love Logan!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA!
( after 5 whole minutes of laughing and rolling across the bed...)
What I was trying to say earlier... Did he earn 300 dollars? Read my fanfic to ok? Great, now Im back to laughing. HAHAHAHAHA- gotta pee...

Poor logie...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA! ( this is dedicated to the 3 boys)

HOLY FREAKING PEE.

Right now, I'm gonna copy and paste to my hearts content:

Ooh," Carlos beamed, "Remember how we used to all stand on the back porch at your Dad's house and see who could write their name the biggest in the snow? I always loved peeing in the snow—"

"CARLOS!" James and Kendall shouted. Logan buried his face in his knees, scream-singing at the top of his lungs.

"You're not supposed to bring up that subject," James yelled at Carlos over Logan's deafening 'LA, LA, LA's', "Peeing in the snow? Really, Carlos, C'mon!—"

"Yeah…I know, but…" The Latino shrugged, droning almost apologetically for a brief second before his eyes lit up and he continued again excitedly, "Why is that so fun? !"

-Holy- just wow.

"Hey, how about that one time when we built that camp fire, but we didn't have any water so we had to—"

"Carlos! Enough with the stories, already. You're bothering Logan; and I don't like to hear about pee when I'm trying to sit here and relax and enjoy my beverage!" James griped.

Logan moaned softly at what had to be at least the thirty-ninth mention of urination that afternoon, tightening his little butt cheeks on the edge of the ivory couch as he stared up at a speck on the ceiling; anything as a point of focus to distract him from his current situation.

-Too. Freaking. Hilarious.

Logan grimaced, cursing his luck. The pants were tight. So, so unbearably tight. And the demon things had to be shrinking now, too, with every second that passed; the two-legged denim devil's sole intention being to torture him indescribably before achieving their ultimate goal of cutting his spindly little body in two. Oh, it was terrible.

Logan let out a quiet whimper, drawing the attention of his three best friends. His smallish hands hovered over his aching belly as he looked back at their questioning faces, conceding brokenly, "…it's starting to hurt."

That was enough for Carlos; who deeply distressed by his friend's discomfort, launched into attack; releasing pure insanity on the restrictive fashion-wear enemy.

"GRRRR! COME…OFF…STUPID PANTS! ! !" He screamed, grabbing hold of the jeans in a two-fisted snatch and jerking them roughly, yanking and pulling, and tugging with wild determination.

"Ah! No!" Logan shrieked, as the Latino's fists wrenched at his waistband, tan knuckles mashing him in the belly and knocking him off balance, "Carlos…crushing my bladder!"

Carlos' intentions were honest, Logan knew that, but right now all of that pressing on his lower abdomen just made him want to pee all over the crazy helmet-wearing fool.

"Stop! AHHH! It's slipping!—It's slipping!" The brainy boy squeaked feeling a slight trickle threaten to dampen down below. He yelped, willing it to go back in as Carlos finally released him; the shuddering doctor-to-be's skinny little legs trembling uncontrollably with the strain of holding in way too much fluid for his svelte little body.

"Just let it go, Logan." James grimaced sympathetically.

Logan gasped at the absurdity. "You're telling me to—In my pants?" he whirled at James, gawking at the taller as if he were insane. "No! What? !"

"All I'm sayin' is that you'd feel a lot better if you'd just—"

"—Yeah, genius idea, James!" Logan cut him off, his voice escalating into a dark, hair-raising roar by the end of the sentence, "Then I'd be damp, odorous, and STILL STUCK IN THESE PANTS! ! !"

The other three winced back, blinking in shock for a few seconds before James found his voice again.

"Sheesh…" He muttered softly, offended by Logan's loud reproof, "I'm just tryin' to helLogan stood in the middle of the floor, tee shirt tucked under his chin; the rest of the hockey-heads on their knees in the floor around him, huddled at his feet. James tugged at Logan's pants from behind, parting the denim fly wide; Carlos stood to the right, squeezing a mysterious cream from a mysterious tube into Kendall's hand as he knelt directly in front of Logan, rubbing his greasy fingers up and down the length of the raven-haired boys' pants' zipper. The four froze at the sound of Gustavo's entry, then slowly turned their heads in a simultaneous fashion towards their befuddled boss.

"Uh…ha, ha," James laughed nervously, peeking out from behind Logan's closed knees, "This looks wrong, right?"
p…don't have to be so pissy about it…"
-obnoxiously long copy and paste, i know.:D

"..F.B.I.'s still on speed dial if you wanna…"

"No F.B.I., James…"
-FUHN-NEE!

And I think that's all I'm gonna annoy you for.

Do you wanna kill me yet? Probably.:D

If you haven't noticed yet, I really love this story.:D Try not to hold a grudge on the copy and pasting!:(

Holy Schmidt, now I really have to pee.

This made me laugh so very hard, I sounded like a creepy old man having an asthma attack. I REALLY NEED TO PEE!

Oh, Katie. I feel so bad...

This was REALLY IC. It could be a show, like, Big Time Pee, or something.:D

I read the word “backseat” and “Friday” by Rebecca Black just totally got stuck in my head. And what makes it worse is that IT’S NOT FRIDAY YET. Ugh.

“Okay, new bet. Five dollars says he wets his pants before we get to the studio.” HAHAHA. THAT MADE ME LAUGH A LOT. I’M CRYING, SORTA. LOL. VLKGSJLJSG I LOVE THIS STORY SO, SO, SO MUCH.

I love how Kendall thought it was mean, then totally agreed in the end. So typical of this child.

Aw, poor Logan, he REALLY needs to pee! I would be dying if I were him! I would totally refuse to pee in my pants.

THEY BEANED THE MAYOR?

“I always loved peeing in the snow” WAIT, WHAT DID I JUST READ, EMMALEIGH? ARE YOU SAYING THAT THIS CHILD—THIS BEAUTIFUL, DOE-EYED, PERFECT BOY NAMED CARLOS—PEES IN THE MOTHERFREAKING SNOW? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME AND ALL YOUR OTHER READERS? THAT HE. PEES. IN. THE. SNOW. AND LOVES IT!?

Haha, Logan’s singing la-la again.

“Why is that so fun?!” EXCUSE ME. DOES THIS CHILD REALLY HAVE FUN PEEING IN THE SNOW? OMFG THIS KID IS WEIRD.

“… and I don’t like to hear about pee while I’m trying to enjoy my beverage!” Does James not realize that beverages are liquids and will make Logan cave in and piss his pants really soon? These boys are not smart. –laughs uncontrollably to myself-

Swag-pants… Ohh, so Logan’s wearing crappy skinny jeans, huh? So this is James’s fault…

Ooh, they’re gonna split the zipper. I hope they realize that splitting the zipper means something popping out through the boxer fabric. (Everything is bigger in Texas) HAHA, OH MY GOD, DID I JUST SAY THAT? Eww, what’s wrong with me? This story’s making me high with laughter, it’s just SO FUNNY…

“I can’t even get my hand in there…” That sounds dirty…

EW, NO, CARLITOS, YOU CANNOT PRESS IN THAT AREA, IT’LL FORCE THE PEE OUT! EWW, LOGIE, DON’T PEE ON Carlos!

“It’s slipping—It’s slipping!” I’m laughing so much right now, I’m going to cry. “Just let it go, Logan.” HA, I HOPE HE LETS IT GO. I HOPE HE DOES. I SWEAR I HOPE HE DOES. I don’t know why, I’m just very sadistic when it comes to Logan.

Odorous. Of course Logan would use that word.

“Doubly inappropriate”? JESUS, KENDALL, YOU’RE LIKE A MOTHER. AHAH.

James’s advertisement—oh, my god—HAHA, I CAN’T. AHAHAHA.

Oh, my gosh, I can so imagine this scene, it looks so… dirty. –laughs to myself because I’m an idiot and I’m alone in my house besides my annoying sister so who cares?-

Logan… CRIED?

He cried…

Oh, my god, my baby CRIED…

I can’t even, Emmaleigh, he’s like a little baby and it’s so cute, I love it, I love HIM (NO I DON’T I STAY FOR THE BLONDE ONE UGH) and this story is just making me wanna go, “Aww, baby!” and hug him and squeeze him in the area that will not make him pee.

Kelly’s so NICE, I SWEAR. I love her.

“Do you need a doctor?” AHAHAHA, THAT’S SO SPANKING HILARIOUS, MAN.

Kelly and Kendall are like the same people. So calm. So gentle. Serious when needed to be.

“Ooh! Are we gonna call the fire department?” HE’S SO STUPID, AHAHAHA, I’M CRYING.

The FBI. HAHAHA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

He really needs to pee that bad that he’s lusting for urinals? Legit. Freaking. Legit. And he’s crying. Oh, my gosh, I’m trying to be serious and really study this and not type in capitalization but I CAN’T, EMMALEIGH, I CAN’T, HE’S BLUSHING AND HE’S THINKING THAT THE URINALS ARE ANGELS AND “his own plumbing burned with the anticipation of sweet release” THIS STORY IS SO DRAMATICALLY HILARIOUS I’M GONNA FALL OFF MY CHAIR AND GET A CONCUSSION AND THEN THE EMT’S ARE GONNA HAVE TO REVIVE ME FROM VLASKJDGLJS GAH. I didn’t make sense right there but who cares? THIS STORY IS FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS.

Omg. I hope they didn’t poke his peepee…

But can I just say this: “His little chalky white backside shining bare for everyone to see as he let out a euphoric moan” is the BEST. THING. I. HAVE. EVER. READ.

But the ending—I CAN’T.

THE ENDING WAS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PART. I’M CRYING, EMMALEIGH, I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING VLDSKJLGSJ WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING FUNNY?! OH, MY GOD.

NO, IT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED—IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED! NO, MAN, IF YOU WANNA WRITE MORE THINGS LIKE THIS IT IS TOTALLY OKAY WITH THE WORLD.

OH MY GOD I CAN’T.

OH MY GOODNESS EMMALEIGH I LOVE YOU I’M DYING.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHALKJLAKDSJLKDJ G.

EMMALEIGH, I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED THIS. I’M GOING TO CRY OF HAPPINESS. Aww! Aww, your description of me just made me smile so hugely. YES, I DO LOVE PICKLES. I’M SORRY IT’S OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE. It made me so excited that you wrote this though, oh, my gosh, thank you SO. HARD. Don’t die of embarrassment, girly, because THE BTR FANDOM IS A PLACE TO BE CRAZY AND EMBRACE IT. At least, I think it is. Heh.

Milkshakes. I don’t know why but those are weird. Like, they’re so fluffy. I LOVE SMOOTHIES THOUGH. “…Into what he deemed the swoop of perfection” HAHA. That made me laugh. Oh, and slushies are weird. You can get them free on Tuesdays at 7-Eleven.

SODA IS AMAZING, JAMES, DON’TCHA WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT?

Red Bull. Okay, that just made me laugh because Logan got his wings and oh, my gosh, speaking of Logan, your cover picture for this story HURTS me, like Emmaleigh Logan is just SO CUTE. His face and his eyes and his nose—he’s so pretty that it HUUURTS. Sigh.

I remember when Logan threw up everywhere. It was an interesting time and it MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, OMG.

I didn’t really understand the paragraph before “Well, then they might just die” because it’s so vocabulary-filled and way beyond my brain’s comprehension, but when I saw “BTR did not want to die” I burst out laughing and suddenly understood. Did I just make any sense at all? I don’t think I did. I really don’t think I did. LOLOL.

WATER DRINKING CONTEST!? What?

Oh my gosh, so when the Nintendo Wii was all huge and big and famous and wanted worldwide, this lady competed in a water drinking contest and died from over-hydration. And I know this is just a silly bit and Logan definitely won’t die, just pee-dance, but OH, THE HORROR IT WOULD BE IF HE HAD DIED.

Haha, Logan has a weak bladder just like me.

Ooh. Logan’s freaking determined, isn’t he? –wink, wink-

MY SISTER WON’T GIVE ME FOOD I HAVEN’T EATEN ALL DAY THIS IS NOT COOL. My sister’s so mean to me. Omg, that was off-topic, I’m sorry. Okay, anyways, yes, those are simple rules, but does KENDORK NOT KNOW THAT HE COULD DIE FROM OVER-HYDRATION? This boy…

Dress up like a girl for the next concert… am I the only one who wants to see that? Sigh.

HAHAHA. HAHA. I WISH THEY WENT FOR THE GUSTAVO BARE FEET THING BECAUSE THEN IF LOGAN LOST I’D GET THE PLEASURE OF READING ABOUT HIM HAVING TO LICK THAT OLD GUY’S FOOT. I mean, Gustavo’s not old, but—you know what I mean. At least I think you do. But when Carlos said “Yay!” I started laughing so much (while in the middle of fighting with my sister).

That’s so much water, Emmaleigh… I can’t drink that much water without peeing right after…

“Does Logie need a potty break?” HA, I can SO imagine him crooning as if he were talking to a baby. That makes me laugh so hard because LOGAN IS A BABY, in spite of the fact that his T-shirts are stupidly disgusting and he sticks out his middle finger and he thinks he’s Lil’ Wayne. LOL. But Logan Mitchell is a cutie patootie.

“Psssssssssssssssss...” OH MY GOD EMMALEIGH THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH. And when Logan slaps Carlos, that’s just perfect. LOL.

Aw, Kendall is so paternal.

I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE OF DRAKE AND JOSH! THAT ONE WAS SO FUNNY. HAHA. Actually, all episodes of Drake and Josh are funny. I especially love the one where Josh runs his car into Oprah, that was freaking hilarious. I love that show so much, and The Amanda Show, and Zoey 101… Good, good times. (Those were also the times in which HD TV was non-existent.)

HAHA, I’m laughing so much right now because valsvkjlskg, I just am in love with this story so far, okay.

Ooh, I hope Carlos gives in. Oh, my gosh, I can totally imagine Logan looking like that and IT’S MAKING ME LAUGH, HAHA. Poor Logan. This boy.

“Ten bucks on Logan.” HA.

HA, LOGAN CAVED IN.

Wait, Logan didn’t lose?

Wait, what?

HE’S STUCK IN HIS PANTS?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAAHAHHA. HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA AHHH, SUCKS FOR HIM. I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DOESN’T THINK IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I DO AND SO DO THOSE BOYS, HA.

Lol, Carlos and James and I are so immature, man, and here’s Kendall being all nice and calm and paternal and everything. He knows when to be serious, doesn’t he? BUT CAN’T HE JUST LAUGH ABOUT THIS? It’s really a funny situation, and if William (my best guy friend) ever got into a situation like this, I’d cry of laughter and help him after he pees in his pants. (LOL.)

I love sarcastic Kendall, it’s so attractive and funny. LOL.

“I’m gonna wash the face!” Of course he would. LOL, LOGAN’S LA-LA’S. I’m not hearing it as those loud, obnoxious la-la’s, though, I’m hearing it as those legit sexy ones that Logan sings at the end of Show Me. FEELS—I can’t, Emmaleigh, I can’t, this story is making me love Logan too much and I’M SUPPOSED TO BE A KENDORKY-DORK STAYER.

JAMES ISAAC DIAMOND. YOU CHEATER.

Haha, wow, Kendall is smart.

“Put that away!” Oh, my gosh, Emmaleigh, is it write that I can imagine this all vividly in my head and I’m crying with laughter right now? I can’t stop laughing… and it’s like a hundred degrees… and I’m covering my face with a pillow as I laugh so it’s all HOT AND GROSS. Ugh, Emmaleigh, you’re a comedy queen, you know that? Sigh!

LOL, well, now that those boys lost the bet, they can pee now, but what about Logan? LOL, I’m laughing because of Katie and Carlos and UGH, OH, MY, GOD. I can’t—Emmaleigh! I JUST CAN’T.

I just realized there are two chapters so I’m gonna shimmy on over to the second one. c:

LOL :) This was hilarous! Poor Loges!

im back. not like I went anywhere lol. I am disposed with your story. wait idk what I even just said. I am making stuff up cuz I'm excited okay

omygosh thats all so awkward, the whole car ride, I hate having to pee! I have the weakiest weak bladder! whenever we are on a road trip I am constantly like I NEEDA PEE. and everyone hates me cuz we gotta get off the highway and pull into mcdoalds.

boys realy do pee in the snow? ew

"Logan moaned softly at what had to be at least the thirty-ninth mention of urination that afternoon, tightening his little butt cheeks on the edge of the ivory couch as he stared up at a speck on the ceiling; anything as a point of focus to distract him from his current situation.""- why do I enjoy this so much

but if he worked the pants down his hip does that means his cute butt crack is showing he has the cutest crack ever and I just really want to imagine him singing in the studio with his butt crack squeezed out of really tight designer jeans lol

heehee I love Kendall helping him get his pants down omg.

""Maybe if we just break it, like split the zipper or something. I mean, your fly would have to stay open, but at least you could get your thing out." The leader pondered aloud, too lost in deep, problem-solving thought mode to notice the pink rush his modest roommate's fair-skinned face. "Or…you can't just, ya know," he gave an odd hand gesture, slightly bugging his green eyes, "get it out over the top, can you?"- wow that is super awk lmao GET IT OUT OVER THE TOP SDKVEGEGEBEGHRT I AM GLAD I AM NOT A BOY

lol carlos omg. oh gosh it's slipping it's trickling COME ON LOGAN STAY STRONG BUDDY ahahaha James "just let it go" rofllll

"Logan stood in the middle of the floor, tee shirt tucked under his chin; the rest of the hockey-heads on their knees in the floor around him, huddled at his feet. James tugged at Logan's pants from behind, parting the denim fly wide; Carlos stood to the right, squeezing a mysterious cream from a mysterious tube into Kendall's hand as he knelt directly in front of Logan, rubbing his greasy fingers up and down the length of the raven-haired boys' pants' zipper. The four froze at the sound of Gustavo's entry, then slowly turned their heads in a simultaneous fashion towards their befuddled boss."- oh my god! that just looks like... something... REALLY INAPPROPRIATE OMFG

"SNIP* One final clip to the fabric and the treacherous pants met their end, falling to Logan's ankles. The other three leapt to the side, barely able to clear a path in time as the desperate teen let out a shriek, leaping entirely out of the evil pants and his boxers too; having no time for undoing buttons. His little chalky white backside shining bare for everyone to see as he let out a euphoric moan, falling on the nearest urinal just as the geyser he'd been holding burst forth.

Kendall, James, and Carlos looked to each other, not sure which was more surprising: this bizarre display of relief, or the fact that they had actually lost a bet to Logan.

Beyond weirded-out, and with nothing left to do but make good on their word, the three swiveled silently, shielded their eyes from disturbing bare-butt Logie, and walked awkwardly out of the restroom to retrieve their wallets; Logan still groaning in the background.""- yes! best part of the whole story omgod! this whole thing was too funny! great comeback! I miss your stories! Oh the chalky butt and skvefibrieoge peeing Logan is too funny rofl. LOVE THIS! LOVE YOU!

told you I would review! I am back from church so hurr we go!

Of course I know Caitee!

Mmm I want a milkshake. I had a peach milkshake yesterday, soo good :)

ooh sea green eyes gosh I miss your descrpitions!

gahgahgah I love henleys I have a yellow and grey one I just bought and Kendall and I match omg. Cant the one he's wearing in this episode I mean story (wow lol) be grey and yellow? he looks good in those colors.

ok reading..

"Too filling..." James announced plainly, his eyes glued on the handsomeness reflecting in his favorite hand-mirror; fully engrossed in the strangely comforting sensation of tiny teeth massaging his scalp while his lucky comb smoothed every shimmering hair into what he deemed the swoop of perfection."- lol what? that was a strange descrpition I love it.

this story cant go well cuz I just remembered Logan has a weak bladder, it's his weakness, besides being indecisive.

"—No, no, no, no, no, no, no!—I'm not, I don't, I—I," Logan cut him off, clearly embarrassed, "It's just, I, ohh—I'M STUCK IN THESE PANTS, OKAY? ?""- I can hear Logan's voice loud and clear bahaha that's awesome! i love when I can hear their expressions and see what they are doing in my head :)

omg bahaha I am just laughing so hard cuz Kendall is peeing awkwardly and carlos peed his pants omg ewewew and poor LOGIE BURR HE NEEDS TO PEE OH HONEY BUNS POOR THING!

Gah gotta read next chap NOW

Gah everything about this omg! The pee! The chalky butt! Logans squeaks! Okay im on my way intochurch but i wanted to tell u expect a longer, better review from me today! Figures caitee wanted u to write this bahaha oh caitee.

...thank you for making my day. -HUGS-

I. AM. SPEECHLESS.

I mean I thought enough was enough and then there just HAD to be a chapter 2. EMMALEIGH ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME THROUGH LAUGHING FITS?

After reading chapter 1 I was like "Oh I've never laughed that much in weeks! HAHAHAHAHA look at me I'm still laughing uncontrollably even after reading that! HAHAHAHAhahahahaaah... Okay chill... now back to revision mode." But NOOOOOOOO and now here I am, like "aijwbsidbfpkrfb OHMYGOD I CAN'T EVEN STUDY NOW THESE LAUGHING FITS ARE THE DEATH OF ME XJHUSIMJDV"

I have never read something as... disturbingly funny as that! I mean poor Logie with the pants and the pee and the holding back and the dancing and the letting out... GAH This was just UNJBXDBSIHWISNWPBFH HILARIOUS.

Okay, look what you did to me. I can't even focus now and I think I need to pee too!

SJSJSBDIDEOPQQBEU AND DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE OKAY. THIS WAS JUST PURE GENIUS. OKAY I THINK I REALLY HAVE TO PEE OKAY BYE.

Xoxo, Sasha

EMMALEIGH!
That was the best ever..you need to do comediac writing professionally! LOVED IT!