What the hell was this nonsense?

I believe it's actually the most awkward turn of events I've ever read about.

this is the weirdest shit I have ever read...

You're pulling my leg, right? I haven't even finished a sentence when I saw the word 'manure' and 'chicken'.

...What the serious fuck?

What. The. Fricking. Hell. Was. That?
That was disturbing... :-O

Lesson learned.

What the fucking fuck?

It seemed like you took the plot of something that might have been ok, and condensed it way too much. Everything was very sudden, so it sounded sort of dumb. If you add more detail it'll be better. Also, please work on your spelling. And try not to take them too much out of character!

This was stupid.