I love this! I would love to see a second part please!

could not stop laughing, that was great

Lol this is hilarious! Great job!

jesus they are insane and damn is elijah obsessed with not being rude or what and damn is klaus obsessed with stefans friendship 'not until he tells me why he doesnt like me *clears throat* i mean no until he tells me why he let tyler lockwood get away' yeah obsessed with stefan liking him

Oh my goodness, this was amazing. I loved this!

Elijah just being the gentlemanly badass and stabbing people with paintbrushes like it was all normal and just being so kind and ugh this was so good I'm not even using proper punctuation anymore

oops, I accidentally hit the button before writing how much I loved those scenes, I feel so dumb now. Ugh. Kill me now.

my point is- yeah. I love them X'D they're so hilarious without straying one bit out of their character- your sense of humor is brilliant :D

Please, don't cry, Elijah thinks.

Please, don't throw a tantrum, Elijah thinks.

Klaus's lip trembles. Elijah sighs.

"No one understands me." Klaus whispers, twenty seven scotches and four Cubans later. "I'm alone in this world, I've been abandoned, everyone leaves me—"

Our mother was quite fond of infanticide, Elijah wants to point out. Our father believed in parental discipline a bit too strict even for a Viking village. You're the illegitimate child of an unknown man who turns into a wolf at will who likes to temporarily kill any of your family members who so much as tells you that hemp necklaces are out of fashion.

How can this only have eight reviews when it is THE MOST PERFECT TVD FIC IN EXISTENCE?!

This line just really, really makes me giggle: "I don't fancy spending another century in the coffin, and I am 97% sure that Nik cuts our hair when we're unconscious. Homie don't play that shit."

-Please, don't throw a tantrum, Elijah thinks. Klaus's lip trembles. Elijah sighs.

This is so amazing because the actor's lip DOES TREMBLE and he does look like he's going to start crying while ripping people's hearts out. This just made me laugh because it felt so weirdly accurate.

- "We do not play with her hair when she does not allow us to. We do not dagger her when she is like to disagree with our actions. And most of all, we do not abandon her for tasteless Salvatores."

SO PERFECT.

-Damon looks distinctly affronted. "Rude."

POSSIBLY EVEN MORE PERFECT.

-"This is some regency novel shit right here,"

Since I totally ship them, I have to agree with Damon, haha. In the best way. And funny, because that's pretty much exactly what Elijah says to Elena in 4x18, lol.

-Damon is drinking straight from the wine bottle. "I," he says, "have made so many bad life decisions this decade."

Totes true, and it makes a nice playback to the decade comment earlier from Elijah. I also love that Damon calls Klaus as Gob and Elijah as Michael; just the whole parallel to Arrested Development is hilarious.

I am very entertained by the idea that Elijah finds Klaus so socially embarrassing, and his little concerns about keeping murder out of sight of dinner guests. Also how he thinks fondly about Elena keeping her elbows off the table.

Write more TVD fic, please. I would read all of it.

Such an interesting version of Elijah. :)
I likes.

LOLOL! this is hilarious stuff! poor elijah

Haha it was soo funny! Loved it!

I Love it! Great style of writing ..not too much ooc at least definitely not for Elijah - and the Klefan thing: perfect 3

i am sobbing this is so flawless you made arrested development references and klaus is in love with stefan and KLEBEKAH oh my god. your elijah is perfect i want to kiss him. i am still laughing oh my god

"Not until he tells me why he doesn't like me—" Klaus clears his throat. "I mean, not until he tells me why he let Tyler Lockwood get away!"

oh my dear lord. this is freaking hilarious

hilarious story.

So cute! I especially loved the Arrested Development references - love it!