Reviews for Kill it with Fire!
seldombites chapter 1 . 11/10/2017
This was an ok story.
Concolor44 chapter 1 . 4/14/2016
Yes, I think it's possible you might have engaged in a LITTLE bit of overkill. Let's see ...
800 x 1.25 1000 POUNDS of C4.
That's 453,592 grams.
At standard density for C4, that's about 287,000 cubic centimeters.
That would yield a theoretical detonation pressure of ...
... no, that can't be right. Let me check that number.
Hmm ...
C4 gives around 275 kilobars per cubic centimeter, which would be a theoretical detonation pressure of just shy of 4 MILLION pounds per square inch.
Huh. That seems kinda ... high.
Okay, let's look at it another way: heat generated.
C4 generates 1.4 kcal/g.
That's about 635,000 kilocalories of heat. Restated, it's almost 2 BILLION foot-pounds of energy.
Ooooooookay, then. How about propagation of the wave front?
Well. The Interwebs says that C4's combustion product gasses expand at around 8,000m/s.
Eight kilometers ... per second.
Now that's fast. That's, like, rail-gun velocity. That's like, normal-matter-can't-get-out-of-the-way velocity.

Hmm.

I think it's safe to say that there wouldn't be anything left of Malfoy Manor but a rather impressive crater. Investigators MIGHT be able to find a little bit of DNA here and there, if they get lucky. Most everything organic would be incinerated.

Yeah, I like the muggle solution. Now he can concentrate on Katie's luscious derriere.
moving-acc chapter 1 . 4/13/2014
lol.
Silver Moon Huntress chapter 1 . 4/8/2014
I love how Harry's basically like, "UP WITH THIS SHIT I WILL NOT PUT!" and then just went with it the fun way. Harry Explosives BIG BOOM! :D yeeeeeeyyyyyyy!
Root Of Darkness chapter 1 . 11/20/2013
loved it
Stormshadow13 chapter 1 . 9/5/2013
That's one way to take out Voldy.

Grin.
Chaos - Moved chapter 1 . 7/12/2013
*cackles* God bless your slightly crazy, plotbunny filled head.
YAY FOR EXPLOSIONS AND PASSWORDS THAT ARE PASSWORD!
As well as for demented half snake thingies going BOOOOOOOM!
*cackles and goes to make something explode*
Skyknight1987 chapter 1 . 6/14/2013
I nearly fell over laughing.

Excellent finishing line.
lord Martiya chapter 1 . 4/4/2013
Good one. I'd have used a Daisy Cutter (at the time the strongest non-nuclear bomb ever built), but a lot of C4 did it as well...
Penny is wise chapter 1 . 3/2/2013
Awesome story.
Rake1810 chapter 1 . 2/21/2013
The beginning was hilarious when he was angrier (or it felt that way).
Kid Coheed chapter 1 . 1/22/2013
Was Draco the Raditz of the Death Eaters? Hope so it was good and rather Funny I can see shoutouts to DBZ and more specifically Team Four Star with Bulma's 'Kill it With Fire' about Zarbon... is Harry going to be haunted by Ghost Lucy?
kidneysrgood chapter 1 . 1/17/2013
Cute 1 shot. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks.
Dream Bound Nightmare chapter 1 . 1/17/2013
I hope no innocents were hurt and by innocents I mean Narcissa she is Awesome! Anyway LOL totally awesome! I love Harry's rant soo funny and I guess that is one way to do it lol! If only there was a death toll and the profit reporting what happened and that Voldey WAS back but now dead... ah i guess i can just fantasise about it
hotkillerz chapter 1 . 1/12/2013
um u are gonna write a part 2 were katie actually realized it was harry? and they get it on?
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