Reviews for Bring On The Cannibals
HunterSkywalker chapter 1 . 10/12/2015
Hehehe... honestly? I was expecting them to wind up on a boat full of Joes at the end. This however, was even better. Thanks!
Ninella chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
Love, love, love this little series you've been doing. Reminds me a little of the Enemy Mine episode of sunbow's series (and one of my personal faves!). I wait breathlessly for the next installment... How will they get out of this? Very good, very funny - keep it up!
Vic95 chapter 1 . 3/25/2013
Hilarious as usual. I hope they can get out of that skirmish in time to watch the new G.I. Joe movie xP
Gundam Chief chapter 1 . 3/25/2013
Poor Cobra ;

I say go back and retake the base.
BlatantBookworm chapter 1 . 3/25/2013
XD Awesome and hilarious as always!
JJ24 chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
Very funny story Red can the Cobras go any where with out getting into a shoot out probably not keep them coming byyyyyyyyyyyyyye and
GOD BLESS
ColdFusion180 chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
Yay! Dinosaurs! Cobra just can't get a break. Good work!
Guest chapter 1 . 3/23/2013
Heheh
AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 1 . 3/23/2013
" "Faster Destro faster!" Cobra Commander yelled. "Do you want the Joes to catch us?"
"YES! I thought I'd let the Joes catch up and then we could all play a game of Monopoly!" Destro said sarcastically. "JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME DRIVE!"
"You mean pilot…" Mindbender began.
"UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO OUT OF THE TORPEDO TUBES AS WELL I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP!" Destro shouted. " - ROFL, they want him to go faster and monopoly is one of the slowest games i know of.. And, I'd love to see Destro lauch a minbender torpedo at the Joes..

""YOU BLOODY LUNATICS SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB OR SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND AND LET GI JOE CAPTURE US!" Destro yelled. "I'LL DO IT! I SWEAR I WILL!"" - LOL, Poor Destro Sounds like a frustrated Parent on a long Car Ride..

""In other words we have the ingredients to make pina coladas and other cocktails," Cobra Commander snarled. "Great! Now all we have to do is find an alcohol tree and we'll be all set!"" - Oi, Cobra Commander needs to join AA..

""WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Cobra Commander wailed as he lay on the deck. "I TASTE TERRIBLE! EAT THEM NOT ME! EAT…"" - Ah, there is our loyal, brave, ever ready to fight Commander.. oh wait, I forgot to add only loyal to himself, brave compared to a marshmallow, and ever selfish Commander..,

""What?" Cobra Commander snapped. Mindbender pointed. Cobra Commander looked up and saw a sign saying WELCOME LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS OF THE WORLD.
"Ohhhhh…" Cobra Commander gulped as he turned around to the sound of hundreds of clicking guns. The passengers of the ship were not amused.
"We were better off with the mutant dinosaurs," Destro grumbled as they prepared for a firefight." - Once again, i find myself LOL and agreeing with Destro...

update soon
Invader Johnny chapter 1 . 3/23/2013
I'm with Destro, indeed they were better off with the mutant dinosaurs.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.
ShivaVixen chapter 1 . 3/23/2013
Makes you wonder what would happen if Cobra Commander ever sobered up/de-toxed and stopped drinking . . . He might regain facilities he'd lost.
Wouldn't be half as much fun, though.