I read this a few years back, and this is just as good. Almost hacked up a lung from how hard I laughed. Cheers!

Preach it! I feel your pain; either it's uninspired writing with a good concept or very inexperienced writing with an awesome concept and both make me cry inside. But you're right; this is funny. And accurate.

bruh...i cant feel my insides right now... this was AWESOME

Axel... Awesome... McChizeledAbs... XD IM DYING BWAHAHAHA! Then- Waitwaitwaitwait... I just realized, if he's better than all the Strawhat crew... IS HE CHUCK NORRIS' SON?!

The sarcasm dripping from your words ...this should be mandatory reading for every awful cringe-worthy story out there that gives FF-net a bad name. Kudos!

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -gasps for breath-
Fuck physics!
My stomach hurts from trying not to laugh out loud in the middle of the night. Seriously, the feels. Author-insert stories annoy the hell out of me and I'm really glad that somebody made an awesome parody of them. HILARIOUS.

THANK YOU for writing this!

Funny story. Seriously. I agree with your opinion on stories of these types.

oh my gosh I love this

Well...This was shit

I can feel the sarcasm dripping in every word of your story and I just love it!

"My name is Axel Awesome McChiseledAbs" ...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE XD This. THIS. Arf... This is the unfortunate summary of like 45% of the One Piece fanfic-dom. Except most of the time theyre girls who just happen to be the sexiest things alive and have a harem and even the girls want to get into her pants, lost in her color-changing eyes and flamboyant hair and overwhelming strength that apparently the whole crew is no match for. And lets not forget the 'darkness they bring with them' (EVERYTIME I SEE THAT JUST ATESBHKSPSFBH;HHDA *flips a table*) Thank you. I've really tried reading oc fics and 'I fell into one piece ones', I really do, and the authors are even sometimes like 'NO ITS NOT GONNA BE A MARY SUE Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT' But most of the time it ends up being a Mary Sue ._. Everyone who's ever made a fic like that, one they didn't even TRYto put effort in, needs to read this -.-

ahahahah! This is GENIUS! i just hope those Mary Sue falling to OP writers read this... PERFECT FOR THEM *.* i just couldn't stomach their super god-like wanna be self, really! i wonder why others even read them -_- can this be pinned in the rules? ahahaha!

please do chapter 2 of this so it can be read by others \(*3*)/ hihihihi

Anytime I need a quick laugh I just think of the name "Axel Awesome McChiseledAbs" and can't stop chuckling XD Of course the rest of the story is worth remembering, but I never need to go beyond the name. Gods this was brilliant, thank you so much for writing this cause the "Fuck physics" bit was also great XD

Hahaha... Brilliant!

Yes. The only word for this is Yes.