Dunno if I really got this, but maybe I did? Not sure if I want to go for the cliché meaning of this, or if I want to dig for something that's not. Either way, Dirkat! Yaaaaay.

Just a tips: fewer commas, shorter sentences. Especially the last sentence. The one that was supposed to be finishing, became way too complicated. The reader had to read it more than once to get it, when the finish is supposed to be like, short sentence, BANG. Reader gets the whole thing/does not get it at all. You see?

Either way, I very much approve of this.

Greetings,
Ellesra