*bursts into existence in front of Arthur, brandishing a sword and yelling* I'm protecting Arthur! Framâstyrian mîn elðêod! *tree braches fall in a pile on the attackers* YARRRRRR! *slices at the others*

*whispers in Arthur's ear* He beats Merlin, you idiot. That's why he has bruises.
Arthur, muttering: My conscience sounds decidedly female today. I wonder why.
Me: I'm not your conscience, you prat. I'm KillgaraghForever, reader extraordinaire and dimensional traveller, here to tell you that Daell beats Merlin because Merlin doesn't fit in his world view... He's a bit like Hitler, to be honest. Go arrest him and have him flogged or something! Shoo!

Me: *appears next to Merlin* * to Daell* Asshole. *gives Daell black eye*

oh my gosh, you're such a good writer!

o nice i loaf it

daell needs t .

O O F

AAAAAA
MERLIN AND ARTHUR ARE MAKING ME FRUSTRATED

aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Thank GOD Gaius was there! I feel like Daell got off easy. Time to practice my hunting skills.

*twirls hunting knife and walks away, following Daell's tracks*

*draws sword*

Let's hunt some orc.

*abruptly stops laying down bear traps*

Merlin?!

*sharpening knives, humming*

Do you hear the fangirls now
Screaming for uncle Deall's blood
It is the music of the fangirls
Who will protect Merlin too

*cracks nuckles, one at a time, eyes narrowed at Merlin's uncle*

You're next.

Gains is the hero! Wonderful story.