how come legolas and gimli are the only ones that don't get picked on by mordor?

This is amazing!

I read this story in one blow and honestly it was amazing. I swear I could read this over and over again! I loved it so much!

honestly the best fanfic I've ever read, for ANY fandom
the characters were written soo well, and the story too is amazing!

What a fantastic story! I was completely engrossed in it the whole way through. The way you adapted everything to the modern world is unbelievably clever. There are so many things I loved about this! One of my favorite scenes is the part where Merry and Pippin get snatched by Lurtz and dragged into the van, and then Eomer comes driving up and crashes into them. It's so great! The death scene of Saruman and Wormtongue was also really cleverly done. Great work on this. Thanks for writing!

AW! CUTE! Ent is my other favourite, because the slowness made me laugh during the movies. Cheers!

That sass from Boromir is fantastic. Also, because I am a huge legolas fan, who's his girlfriend? Tauriel?

ADORING THAT ARWEN ARAGORN DYNAMIC. Also, legolas 3

Is the caffeine girl eowyn? I can totally see it as her. xD

I admire your drive to write an entire lotr café au! Really liking this first chapter, and I'm anticipating more awesome to come. cheers,
misspandalily

:) :) :) THis story is so awesome! I love it! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

AHHHH GAME OF THRONES!
With the Sean Bean has never lived in a movie!
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RIP
Eddard

Stark

oh my lord I just loved that to bits! it was such a creative AU, such innovation is the true sign of a great writer. Stay you!

Great story ! I couldn't stop reading it before I d'avoir finished ! :3

Fantastic!