Copyright © 2002 by Syvia & Demon Hunter Anamae. All Rights Reserved.

Disclaimer: The few things we own are listed here; ourselves and the Narrator. Bucky the former chipmunk was inspired by the squirrel from The Emperor's New Groove. Crazy Dragon is responsible for the appearance of Janos' Porn Star T-shirt, as she was the one to draw him wearing it.

Anamae- We (or rather I, unofficially) own Crystarr, and bought the rights to his watermelon gag. ^_^ *cuddles Crystarr*

Author's Notes: *Syvia and Anamae are sitting up against the pillar of Balance in hooded cloaks, sharing a blanket, which has been tucked in around their legs to create a little table for the reviews. Bucky pokes his head out of Syvia's hood for a moment, chitters irritably at the cold before hiding back in the cloak.*

Syvia- I realized just now that we never took the time to visit this place during the story.

Anamae- And why? Because it's cold! *shivers in her cloak* We don't have any cushions for our butts, so mine hurts and is cold and I can't feel my toes-

Syvia- *pulls a mug of hot coco out of a plot hole* Here- drink this.

Anamae- No coffee, or even booze? *pouts*

Syvia- I don't want you to fall asleep while reading the reviews.

Anamae- *sighs* Okay. To Concept of a Demon- You're in a straightjacket? *winces* I can relate. I have one at home and wear it when I feel strange.

Syvia- *raises an eyebrow at her* Indeed. Next, to Crystarr- :-D Happy to oblige. ^_^ *pats him on the back* *light sarcasm* Nope, you don't belong to anyone! *Crystarr turns to walk away, displaying the message on his back. "If found, please return to the LoK EB"

Anamae- *snickers* Fallen Templar- *holds it up in a little baggie* Here you go.

Actually, I abhor violence.

Syvia- Oh sweetie, you definitely shouldn't have taken this job. Raziella D. Reaver- ^_^ Next chapter up! *grins* ...Mooooooooole....

Anamae- Don't do that. *Syvia smirks* Next, to Morbid Knight-

*both of the girls first look enthusiastic about her liking Kain, then look disgusted as she eats the other fan girls*

*Anamae holds her hands up in a placating manner* Hey, I'm a Faustus-Fan, no competition from me! *sly look* And although I have competition for my Fausty, accidents do happen... to many people.

Syvia- And I admit I'm a fan of Fallen Raz. *everyone looks at her oddly* Not in a smut way, nutty people. *sighs* Next, to GoT- *evil grin* Yes! We did skin him and dip him in salt! You wouldn't believe how he screamed! How will we get out? ^_^ You'll see.

Anamae- Discordia- *grins* Yes it is, isn't it? Well, we don't really worry about the time alteration. *wide, happy grin*

Syvia- *smirks at Anamae* Well, maybe you don't. To Temperamence- Thanks! ^_^

Anamae- To The Cat of Fluff- Thanks hon! Read on and find out.

Syvia- And last but not least- to Chalcedony Blue- It was a good effort, but as this is LoK, a wasted one. *sighs* Few people ever really get along here. *shrugs*

Good News and Bad News (But First- the Bad News)

Syvia- Well, actually, we can't have messed anything up, cause Fallen Raz and Kain are still here, and Nosgoth didn't go 'boom'.

Anamae- Yeah... but how is that possible? I mean... *whispers* if we haven't changed anything- *indicates the Sarafan Generals* then they're still going to die, but how is it going to happen?

Sarafan Melchiah- *off to the side* Ow! You broke my nose!

Sarafan Dumah- I didn't do it on purpose.

Sr Mel- Liar!!!!!!

With that, Sarafan Melchiah raised his spear and rushed at his fellow warrior.

Sr Turel- Hey!

And Turel helped defend Dumah.

Sr Rahab- Now that's not fair at all.

And Rahab faced off against Dumah and Turel, aiding Melchiah.

Janos- Boys- now boys-

The winged one waded into the fight, trying to calm the Sarafan down. He tripped on someone's boot, however and- *gasps*

Syvia- Janos!

Anamae- You killed Janos!

Kain- You bastard!

Janos was impaled upon Sr Raziel's arm blade and his heart fell out of his chest, quite messily. Everything stopped and they all looked at it.

Sr Turel- Look at his black heart- how it still beats!

Syvia and Anamae exchanged wry, disgusted looks at this comment, Bucky rolled his eyes.

Janos- Oh bloody hell... *falls to the floor*

Then... oh! not good! not good!

Soul Reaver Raziel- You idiots!

And he promptly- ugh! I can't narrate anymore.

Bucky- Squeakity. (Fine. I will.)

Squeaker squeak squee, squeaker squeakkkkkkk.
(Raziel proceeded to kill the Sarafan in the most bloody, the most horrific way possible, while Kain, Syvia and Anamae watched, wide-eyed, and Moebius snickered behind his gag.)

Anamae- What the (enter swear words from five different languages here) happened?

Syvia shrugged and Kain looked around worriedly.

Kain- Okay... the chances of me getting blamed for this are about eighty percent or higher, so...goodbye!

With that, Kain raced off, leaving Anamae and Syvia in the center of the carnage. Moebius was still dangling from the rope, laughing and yelling through the gag one of the (now dead) Sarafan had tied around his head.

Moebius- *behind the gag* My plan! My brilliant plan worked!

Anamae- Oh please! You are not about to convince me that you thought this whole thing up!

Then she bashed him over the head, knocking him unconscious and finally, finally getting him to shut up.

Syvia- *grimacing, sighs* This is disgusting.

Anamae- *disgusted face* I wouldn't clean this even if someone offered to pay. *nudges Janos' body*

Syvia glared at her and Anamae subsided, looking guiltily away. Raz kicked one of the Sarafan, the corpses were too bloody to be identified, in the ribs.

Soul Reaver Raziel- I agree. In fact, I'm leaving and not coming back! *vanishes to...somewhere*

Bucky- Squea squeakin squeaa. (Of course he is, since he made most of the mess in the first place.)

Suddenly the portal opened up again in front of Syvia and Anamae. Above it was a sign reading: 'To Go Elsewhere, Please Walk Into Portal. Watch Your Head.' The girls looked at each other while I looked over the bloody mess. No one would be able to get the bloodstains out of that carpet... which is a shame since Janos had had it since....well, since forever! He'd gotten it as a wedding present. He and his hubby'd drunk their five-hundredth anniversary toast on it. A child had even been conceived there! *Anamae, Syvia and Bucky's expressions steadily become more and more miserable* ...But we don't need to say anything more....*looks at the mess and the carpet*....damn, those memories are gone!

Syvia- *whispers* Should we go into the portal?

Anamae- *sighs* Nothing else here for us. And I guess we couldn't save Janos. Fate is obviously against us.

Now you figure that out.

Anamae- At least we tried. *sarcastically* The lesson for today, kids, is 'trying to change the future is pointless'.

Syvia- *worriedly* Okay, now you're starting to sound like Moebius-

Anamae- *looks up at her* Oh shit, you're right! God, things aren't that bad, are they?!

Then they looked out over the sea of bloodied carpet and marble flooring- that really nice black and white marble that-

Syvia- Could you please shut up? I feel bad at the moment.

For the carpet?

Syvia- *glares daggers at the narrator*

Anamae- I feel bad for the carpet.... Okay- we failed to change the course of history, and everyone's dead. But we didn't blow up Nosgoth- so things aren't all bad.

Syvia- *sighs and nods* True.

Bucky- Squeakity squeak squeak. (Haven't you both forgotten someone?)

The girls looked at Bucky curiously.

Bucky- (A rather handsome vampire with long black hair?)

Anamae- *gasps* Faustus is still hanging around here somewhere!

Faustus- No I'm not.

Syvia screamed and whirled around. Faustus had come up behind her without anyone noticing. The girl tried to calm her heart and was knocked over as Anamae enthusiastically greeted her beau. They began to kiss and Syvia hastily pulled a rolled up newspaper from her plot hole, which she used to beat the couple over the head.

Syvia- Not in the middle of the murder scene! You two can have your smut later. Have you no decency?!

Anamae unlocked herself from Faustus' lips and whispered to him what they would do when later occurred. Faustus grinned smugly. Bucky chittered in amusement and climbed to Syvia's shoulder. The four of them looked at the portal.

Anamae- Let's go over this for a sec...

Syvia- Uh-huh?

Anamae- We just had a nice little adventure in Nosgoth, about 500 years before the pillars are scheduled to be corrupted, and we tried to stop Janos and the Sarafan guys from getting killed.

Syvia- Uh-huh.

Anamae- We failed miserably.

Syvia- *sighs* Uh-huh.

Anamae- And as soon as we failed miserably, a portal from who knows where opened up in front of us.

Syvia thought about that for a few moments, looked at the portal, and then back to Anamae, who had been holding Faustus' hand the whole time. .... That's so cute. ^_^

Syvia- Narrator, could we stick to the relevant material please?

Sorry.

Syvia- S'okay. All in all, Anamae- yes.

Anamae- Okay, just wanted to make sure. Shall we?

Faustus- Ladies first.

They smiled at him and moved towards the portal. Syvia looked at it apprehensively for a moment before she and Bucky jumped in. Anamae gave Faustus a peck on the cheek and they stepped through together....

They came to, lying face down in the middle of a dimly lighted street. The quartet looked up curiously.

Faustus- Heh... it seems I'm home.

And so he was. Anamae, Syvia and Bucky rose to their feet and looked with wide eyes upon the city of Meridian.

~To Be Continued~

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Syvia- *seriously* You know what this means, Anamae.

*They look soberly at each other, then at the readers, then begin to dance around, chanting*

Both- Se-quel, se-quel, se-quel! *laughing and waving flaming sticks*

Anamae- ^_^ Yep, we'll be putting out Part two.

Syvia- As soon as I write new chapters for my other stuff.

Anamae- That's right! Please review- especially if you've never done so before! We want to hear your comments, and generally what you think of the fluff and how horribly we managed to mess things up. :-p

Syvia- So, you thought we'd let Janos live, did you?

Anamae- Well the narrator did say that only Moebius would die.

Syvia- Well, what can we say, she lies.

I do not!

Syvia- Do too!

Do not!

Syvia- Do too!

Anamae- See you in LoK Fluff 2! *Syvia and the narrator continue to argue in the background*