Written for the "So you think you know your character" Competition 9/11 as Hermione

Disclaimer: Not British, not rich, not famous, not goddess of writing = don't own Harry Potter

"We need to work on more people getting involved and-"

"Hermione."

"I think if we just got a bit more funding-"

"Hermione."

"This could really start to go somewhere and-"

"Hermione."

"Of course we need more support but-"

"Hermione!"

"Hopefully if we just raise a bit more awareness-"

Hermione!"

"Then people will start to catch on and-"

"Hermione why are you even so abscessed with spew."

"It's not spew Ron! It's the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare."

"Now you hear me!"

"And it's incredibly important because it aims to-"

"I think I've become invisible again."

"Promote the rights for house elves who-"

"Hey Harry, do you reckon I could say anything and she wouldn't notice?"

"Probably."

"Really need our help because wizards have put them in such a disadvantaged place in society and-"

"I think I'm gonna get a tattoo, maybe a couple of piercings, drop out of Hogwarts and- she didn't even say anything after I said I'd drop out of Hogwarts!"

"Hopefully if we grant house elves rights then we could continue to-"

"I think you need to go to bigger extremes."

"Promote rights for other disadvantaged magical creatures as well and-"

"Did you know it's a sport to hunt house elves?"

"WHAT?"

"I'm only kidding! I was trying to-"

"That is NOT something to joke about Ron!" "

Yeah but- ow! Hermione! That hurt!"

"Serves you right! But anyway if S.P.E.W works then-"

"How about we make a society for the the promotion of Ron's wellbeing around Hermione's!"

"Sorry Ron I wouldn't support that and you know Hermione's passionate about house elves not Ron's."

"Thanks for the support Harry."

"That's okay, you might take up a tiny portion of her heart that's being suffocated by books, grades and S.P.E.W"