Hello my adorable little genin, wait you're not them? Oh well, back to what I was saying. I welcome to any of you readers that have just joined us, my name is Memodo Shiki and this is 'Iron Pirate Naruto'.

I'm sorry that I haven't updated this story in a while but I will continue this and my others so don't worry if you think I've stopped them. Also it is the beginning of the summer holidays here in NZ so I will work on the stories during that time and maybe some others as well.

If you don't mind now, I would like to start reading my novel while you all start on this chapter, see you all at the end.

*takes out book titled 'Icha-Icha Hot Spring Holiday' and giggles perversely*

Oh, Tasuka-chan you naughty girl! hehehehe….

-Anyway...On to the story!

Chapter Two: A Terrifying Mysterious Power! Captain Buggy, the Pirate Clown

Out in the open ocean in east blue three pirate were laughing as they counted up their latest haul of treasure, the ship that they were on had a pirate mark on the sail that looked like the skull had a big red nose on it and line that went straight through the eye holes. This was the mark of the Buggy Pirates. They continued to count as one of them spoke up.

"Heh, heh, another big haul today. That's two in a row."

"All of this should keep Buggy from getting mad at us." Another one agreed as he continued to look at the gold as the last one looked out to sea and spotted something that caught his eye. "Hey, what's with that boat out there?"

The other two looked confused before turning their heads in the direction of where the other guy was looking to see a boat floating out in the ocean. Thinking that there might be something worth stealing on board they decided to check it out. When they got there they found an orange haired girl leaning off the side of the boat like she was passed out. "Oh, it's a lady."

"Heh, heh, hey wake up little girl."

The girl looked up to see the three smirking men and put on a relieved expression and smiled. "Please tell me i'm not dreaming this time, finding help out here in the middle of nowhere. If you're real could you get me some water, i'm so thirsty." she then moved her hand towards a chest that was on the deck. "I'll give you as much jewelry and gold as you want."

The men just smirked and told her it was no problem and hopped aboard the boat and made their way towards the chest. When they opened it they jumped back in fright as a panda head jumped out at them and scared them.

"W-What the hell…"

"Hahahaha…."

They all turned back towards their ship to see it sailing away with the girl steering it and laughing at them. "If you guy want you can keep the whole thing, it's not my style."

"You witch, you tricked us!"

"Were gonna kill you when we get you! You hear me!"

The three men screamed and swore at the girl as she told them that a cold front was coming and that the boat was going to capsize because of it's size. Not a moment later they were all found in the water sending curses to the girl as she sailed away taking all the treasure she had with her.

"I'm hungry…"

"Shut up, the foods almost ready can't you wait." Zoro grumbled out as he leaned on the deck of the boat as Luffy hung off the side. I had been two days since they pirate gang had left shell town and the crew was sailing to the next island, and Luffy wouldn't stop complaining about being hungry.

"Uggghhh...I can't take it any longer. I need food!" Luffy said as he looked around for anything to eat. Zoro raised his eyebrow and asked Luffy what exactly he was going to do, all he got was Luffy looking up towards the sky and him smiling. Looking up Zoro saw a giant bird flying in the sky above them.

"You're not serious, are you?" Zoro questioned Luffy as said teen stretched his arms to the top of the mast.

"Gomu Gomu no Roketto!(Gomu Gomu no Rocket)"

Luffy flew up to the bird as Zoro looked at him with a sigh, it was just then that Naruto and Kurotsuchi came out to see what they were up to.

"Oi, Zoro. Lunch is ready, where's Luffy?" Naruto asked as Zoro pointed the the bird in the air and the two lovers saw Luffy with the bird in the sky.

"That idiot." Kurotsuchi said. "Couldn't he wait for one more minute." she finished as she glared at the bird and Naruto sighed before looking at the bird closely.

"It looks like Luffy's trying to say something." Zoro and Kurotsuchi looked at the bird to and all three of them sweat dropped as they saw the bird with Luffy's head in it's beak indicating that it was bigger than any of them thought.

"Guys! I think i'm stuck!" Luffy shouted from the bird as it started to fly away.

"YOU DUMBASS! HOW'D YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT?!" Zoro shouted as he and Naruto used some of the oars on the side of the boat and started rowing after Luffy.

"I don't know, but when I get my hands on him I will kill him!" Kurotsuchi said as Naruto sweat dropped at his girlfriend, ever since Naruto volunteered for them to join the rubber head's crew she would use any chance she got to yell at him or hit him with a Haki infused fist, which managed to do some damage to the confusion of the straw hat boy.

"HELP US!"

Naruto looked ahead to see three guy floating in the ocean screaming for help.

"Castaways at a time like this, what a pain. WE AIN'T STOPPING, SO IF YOU WANT A LIFT YOU BETTER GRAB ON!"

"WHAT?!" They screamed as the boat rowed up to them as they all grabbed on to Kurotsuchi who had her hand outstretched and climbed aboard.

"Oh great, you guys made it." Zoro said.

"YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE US TO DROWN!" They screamed before they pulled out their weapons and pointed at them. "We're the crew of Buggy the Clown. We're taking over this ship." The apparent leader finish with a smirk as Naruto and Zoro looked at them with a dangerous look and Kurotsuchi stood behind them cracking her knuckles.

"Oh really?" Kurotsuchi said as the castaways started to sweat.

A couple of minutes later, the three pirates, covered in bumps and bruises, then started rowing the boat for Zoro and Naruto, stating that they didn't recognise who Zoro was and that he had followers, which lead to Naruto and Kurotsuchi hitting them again.

"Thanks to you idiots we lost track of our friend, so just keep rowing." Zoro said with a bored tone as he looked towards the sky. "Knowing Luffy...he should be able to take care of himself if he gets to land."

"That;s great in all but when we get to land we are dead." One of the pirates said to his companions. "If Captain Buggy sees that we came back empty handed, we're dead."

"Shit, you're right!"

"Oh man!"

"Huh? Buggy? Who's that?" Zoro asked as the pirates looked at him in shock.

"You mean you've never heard of Captain Buggy, the clown pirate?" another one of them asked. "He's the captain of our crew, he's a monster who ate of the devil's fruit."

"Is that so?" Zoro asked as Naruto looked at the gang and Kurotsuchi went back inside to complete lunch.

"Man this is soooo boring." Luffy wined as he was still in the beak of the giant bird that was currently flying above a town that was not to far from where he was 'picked up' from. He looked down towards the town and noticed that it was quite empty for a town of it's size but didn't think anything of it as out of nowhere a cannon ball struck the bird that was carrying him and fell down to the ground screaming.

Down below an orange haired girl was currently running away from a group of pirates that were on her tail with a map in her hand. She was wearing a white and blue striped shirt, an orange mini-skirt with two white rings on each side filled in with orange or brown in their centers and brown high-heeled boots.

"You better give us that map back or else!"

"Get back here!"

She could hear the men behind her screaming to give her the map that she stole but she wouldn't have that. She kept running and running until a large explosion in the sky caused her to stop and look towards it, the same with the men chasing her.

Looking up they all saw a person fall out of the sky and land right in front of them as a large dust cloud blocked their view.

"What the hell was that?" The girl asked.

"A guy fell from the sky?" One of the men answered her as the man came into view. Luffy, who had survived the fall just brushed himself off and stood up without a care in the world.

"That was fun. I wanna go again!"

All of them looked at the guy in shock and confusion before the girl looked at the other pirates before grinning. "Boss, I'm glad you came to rescue me." she said in a happy tone as she looked at him gaining a confused look from Luffy. "They're all yours now boss, have fun!" she then yelled as she ran away and hid in a nearby alley.

"She's getting away!" one of the pirates yelled.

"Who cares? We've got her boss right here." another says as they approached Luffy. "We'll make him tell us where the map is." Luffy didn't respond to them at all and just put his hands on his stomach.

"Man I'm starving. Do you guys know if there's any place to eat around here?"

"Don't screw around with us!" the same guy said as he punched Luffy in the head making his straw hat fly in the air. Luffy quickly turned around and punched the guy straight in the jaw before catching his hat and placing it on his head.

"Don't touch my treasure." Luffy said. The other pirates charges at him, only to meet the same fate as their friend as Luffy hit them square in the face, knocking them out in the process. Luffy dusted himself off and looked at the men in front of him with a sigh.

"Wow! You're strong, aren't you?" The girl said from on a nearby roof as Luffy looked at her.

"Huh, you're the girl who set me up. Who are you?" Luffy asked as the girl jumped down from the roof and sat the the edge of the balcony looking at him.

"I'm a thief that robs pirates, and my name is Nami. Hey why don't you join me?"

Luffy looked towards her before walking away, saying that he didn't have a reason to join her. Nami then walked after Luffy, trying to make him change his mind.

In the middle of the town, on top of a large building a large group of pirates could be seen crowding around a large circus tent as a man was shifting nervously under the gaze of his captain. The captain in question Buggy the Pirate clown, he was wearing make up with crossbones going down his face forming an X; he also had two blue lines near both of his eyes and red lipstick. He wore a striped white and red shirt with short sleeves, white gloves reminiscent of the ones worn by clowns, a green sash around his waist, and a pair of loose light brown pants reaching to his calves, just above a pair of striped socks and pointy shoes.

He also has a purple scarf around his neck. Hanging from his shoulders there is an orange, fur-lined captain's coat. On his head he has an orange hat with his jolly roger on it, over a bandanna with the same pattern of his shirt. But what stood out the most was the fact that he had a big red nose on his face that resembled that of a clown's nose.

"You haven't caught the thief yet?!" Buggy asked one of his men that stood in front of him who was scared out of his wits.

"N-Not yet, but pirates 3, 6 and 2 are on it as we speak sir." The man said as he tried to calm his captain down.

Buggy looked at the man impassively before speaking up. "Tell me this, why on earth was the map stolen so easily?" Buggy asked as the man in front of him stepped back in fear.

"If were preparing to enter the Grand Line and go on a rampage, then why wasn't the map properly guarded?" Buggy said as his voice began to get louder.

"W-Well, Captain… the map was just sitting out plain as the noise on your face." The man said only to gain a horrified look as he went over what he just said. Buggy's eyes widened and he had a murderous look in his eyes.

"What did you say?"

"I-I mean that it was easy for her to find and take it."

"Did you just say something about my nose!" Buggy yelled at the shipmate as he got up in his face. "So, are you trying to say that my nose is funny? Is my nose amusing?"

"No you misunderstand!"

"No, you were quite clear!" Buggy stated as his voice rose and the shipmate shuffled far away from his captain as possible. Off to the side the rest of Buggy's crew looked in in fear as they all knew what was coming next.

The man who scurried away suddenly began to choke and was slowly lifted into the air by some unknown force as he floated over towards Buggy. "Who am I?" the pirate clown asked his choking follower.

"Ugh...Cap...tain...Buggy!"

"And what happens to people who defy me?"

"A...flashy...death!...Please...don't kill...me!" The man pleaded before Buggy let him go and he fell to the floor.

"I will forgive you this time. Just go get the map back, and don't screw up again, or else! You understand?" Buggy questioned as he walked back into his tent.

"YES, CAPTAIN BUGGY!"

After some constant nagging and some bribing with food found around the town, Nami looked at Luffy as he ate a whole sandwich she had made for him in one bite and let out a satisfied sigh.

"Delicious! So do you live here alone?"

"Oh, this isn't my house, i'm just staying here for the time being." Nami said. "The locals are afraid of Buggy so they ran away."

"Then your just a petty thief." Luffy stated as Nami looked peeved at him.

"That's rude! I'm a thief who steals from people who deserve it, pirates. So don't compare me to some scumbag, petty thief."

"A thief's a thief as far as i'm concerned." Lucy said as Nami huffed in annoyance.

"My goal is to earn 100,000,000 berris, no matter what."

Luffy looked confused and asked why she needed so much money in the first place but Nami refused to tell him. She then stated that with the map she had, making that much money would be possible.

"Map? So you must be a navigator."

Nami faces Luffy and had a confident smile on her face. "That's right, i'm the most skilled navigator you will ever meet." She said proudly.

"That's great!" Luffy said as he stood up. "Why don't you join my crew, we've been looking for a navigator!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, you can be our newest crew member! A crew of pirates!"

"No." Nami said directly after Luffy comment and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "You're a pirate?"

"Yeah, I promised the man who gave me this hat that i'd become a great pirate." Luffy said as he looked at his treasure.

"I hate pirates more than anything else in this world! I only like money and tangerines!"

"Come on~, be our navigator."

"I said no." Nami said as she walked away from the straw hat boy what just shrugged it off and kept eating. Nami sighed as she looked out the window and wonder what she was going to do when she heard some voices on the street below and saw two of Buggy's men talking about finding her hid out of view until they went away.

Nami clicked her tongue and tried to figure out what to do. After a couple of seconds she had a grin on her face and turned towards Luffy.

"You know, I might consider joining you, but only if you'll agree to certain conditions." Nami said as her grin turned into a small smile.

"Really? I'll do anything." Luffy said and Nami's smiled remained on her face as she pulled some rope out of nowhere and told him to hold still.

Some time later…

"Are you three sure this is the place?" Kurotsuchi's voice rang out over the dock as the group of pirates finally made it to land and were currently looking at the ghost town in front of them.

"Yeah this is it. Our crew scared all of the townspeople away when we arrived, not one person lives in any of these houses now." One of Buggy's crew answered Kurotsuchi as Zoro and Naruto looked around the abandoned town.

"Well first mate, any ideas where our captain might be?" Zoro questioned his blond haired crew mate who just tilted his head and squinted his eyes.

"I have no idea, you got anything Kuro-chan?"

"I sense a lot of people in the center of the town, on top of a large building and our baka of a captain is up there." Kurotsuchi replied as Naruto nodded and looked towards the three buggy pirates.

"Is that true, your base is in the center of this town?" The three stowaways nodded. "Well I guess that's where we are heading-"

BOOM!

Naruto was cut off when a giant explosion was heard and destroyed a large part of the town including the houses in it's wake. After the explosion died down the group looked over and saw that the explosion was in a large line with a large building in the town being the origin of the blast.

"That was one heck of an explosion." Zoro stated.

"It looked like it was one of the captain's special Buggy-Balls."

"Buggy Balls?" Zoro said with a smirk at the ridiculous name.

"As horrible as that name sounds it looks like they pack one hell of a punch. We need to keep an eye out for those things." Naruto said as he started walking towards the center of the town with Kurotsuchi and Zoro following behind.

Nami looked towards the town with wide eyes as Buggy and his crew cheered at the destruction caused by a single Buggy-Ball in the background. What Nami thought would be a simple grab and go turned into a festive of carnage before her. She had tricked the, unknown to her, rubber headed idiot and brought him to Buggy and tricked the clown into thinking that she was betraying him to join the his crew, which he accepted, and held a party in her honor.

But when the clown captain decided to show her a demonstration of one of his 'flashy' cannonballs she was starting to regret it and wondered why he decided to show it to her.

"What do you think Nami?" Buggy spoke up snapping Nami out of her thoughts. "With these Buggy Balls and my devil fruit powers, I will have no problem conquering the Grand Line...Right, Nami?"

Nami quickly got out of her shocked state and smiled at Buggy. "Yes, of course." Nami said before she and Buggy heard Luffy say something and look over towards him and saw him tied up with rope around him and locked inside a cage.

"No way, the one who's gonna conquer the Grand Line is me!" Luffy said as Buggy became enraged. "And then i'm gonna become the Pirate King."

Just as Nami was about to tell Luffy to shut up she could her Buggy chuckling and turned her head towards the clown. "Now I see why you can't stand him."

"T-That's right. He's so simple minded about everything. He's like a little kid."

"I see. In that case…" Buggy snapped his fingers and his men went to work loading the cannon. "Why don't I give you a present. You can have the pleasure of blowing up this old boss of yours!"

"Eh?"

Buggy's face gained a dark look as he looked towards Luffy. "This is also a great opportunity to prove your loyalty to me!" Buggy finished as his men rolled the cannon in front of Luffy while Nami and Buggy stood behind it.

"That's alright captain, I'm fine as it is. Since it's a party, let's all have some more fun." Nami said trying to make the mad pirate change his mind be but insisted and handed her a box of matches. Nami looked at the box in her hand as the pirate crew cheered her on to shoot the straw hat boy and was trying to find a way out of this.

'If I don't shoot, I'll be killed. But if I do shoot, I'll be no better than these pirates." Nami thought as her hands started shaking.

"Now light the fuse Nami!" Buggy screamed as he joined his men in the cheering.

Nami just stood there with her hands shaking, not doing anything as she continued to hear the cheering behind her and Luffy looking at her showing no emotion on his face.

"What's wrong, your hands are shaking." He said. "This is what happens if you take on pirates with half assed resolve."

"Resolve to do what?" She asked, now looking at Luffy's face to see him smile. "To kill someone like it's nothing? Is that a pirates resolve?"

"No! It's being prepared to risk your own life!" He said with a determined look on his face. Nami was surprised by his answer and began to rethink this whole ordeal but was cut short when she felt someone snatch the box of matches out of her hand and saw that it was one of Buggy's men.

"Here new chick, don't be such a tease. This is how you light a match." The man said as he lit the match in his hand and it started to make it's way towards the fuse. Before the man could say anything else he was hit in the head hard by Nami, who was now holding a collapsible bostaff in her hands. Everyone on the roof looked at Nami in shock except for Buggy who was looking at her with anger.

Seeing what she had done, Nami looked and and cursed under her breath and slowly turned around to face Buggy. "Nami, what's the meaning of this?" Buggy said in a threatening manner as Nami bowed to him.

"I'm sorry!"

"What! What's the point of apologizing now?"

"What are you doing? Didn't you just save me?" Luffy asked Nami as she yelled at him.

"Don't be such an idiot! I'm not doing this for you, I won't stoop to the same level as these inhuman pirates!"

"Oh...well thanks anyway."

Nami tightened her grip on her staff as she looked towards Buggy's crew. "Pirates took the life of a very important person to me, I'll never become one of them!" She said with anger in her voice as Luffy nodded his head.

"Oh, I see...hmm, AHHHH! THE FUSE IS LIT!" Luffy screamed.

Looking over towards the cannon Nami saw that the fuse was indeed lit and tried to think of a way to stop it.

"So you think us pirates are inhuman filth, huh bitch!" Buggy roared as he threw some of his men towards the navigator. Nami saw them coming and swiped down at their leg and they jumped over it and brought their swords down. She brought the staff up and blocked one of the pirates blows but they overwhelmed her and she let go of the staff.

She then rushed past them and headed towards the cannon as Luffy was looking around frantically trying to find some water to put the fuse out with despite being trapped inside a cage. When Nami made it to the cannon as did the first thing that came to mind and stopped the burning fuse with her hands. She yelled in pain as the fuse burned her skin but refused to let go. She let out a sigh a couple of seconds later when she saw that there was no more smoke and her hands stopped burning.

"Watch out!" She tensed as Luffy screamed at her and turned around to see the same group of pirates with their cutlasses raised and ready to cut her down. Nami looked away and waited for the pain to come but was stopped when she heard a clicking sound and grunting behind her.

To everyone else watching all they saw was a flash of crimson before a blond haired teen entered their vision behind Nami and stopped the group in front of him. Naruto looked at the pirates with a bored expression on his face as he held his sword sheath in his left hand, hitting two pirate on the face and the sword itself in his right, showing it to be a black blade with a red hamon in a wave like pattern, being held backwards with the flat edge on the blade hitting the three other pirates in the face as well.

"Oi, oi, What's with all you guy attacking a lady while her back is turned." Naruto said in a tone that matched his posture. "I thought even scum like you learned some manners!" He finished as he pushed the brutes away and rested his sword on his shoulder.

"Naruto!"

Nami turned around and widened her eyes as she saw the same blond haired man she saw on Alvida's ship and Shell Island standing there with a sword on his shoulder as he turned his head slightly. "Are you hurt?"

"Huh..?"

"I asked if you're hurt?"

"Ah, no, I'm fine." Nami answered him before she heard some more footsteps behind her and turned around to see a black haired girl wearing some kind of red/pink clothes and a green haired man with three swords strapped to his waist.

"Phew, thank goodness! You guys were actually able to find this place." Luffy said as Naruto fully turned around to face Luffy.

"We would have made it here sooner but Zoro got lost on the way."

"I DID NOT!" Zoro screamed.

"You were with us one second and two blocks away the next, what do you call that?" Kurotsuchi asked as Zoro gained a tick mark.

"SHUT UP!"

"Forget that, can you guys hurry up and get me out of here?" Luffy interrupted as he struggled against his bindings.

"How do you keep getting yourself into these situations? First a bird flies off with you, now we find you stuck in a cage?" Zoro said once he calmed down.

"It's an interesting story actually." Luffy replied unaware of what the other group of pirates and Nami were thinking.

"Is that?"

"That blond bastard just called him Zoro?"

"You mean the bounty hunter?"

'No way...' Nami thought. 'These were the crew members he was talking about earlier, and one of them is the Pirate Hunter Zoro!' "What's going on?"

Naruto started walking towards his captain before he heard Buggy chuckle a little before speaking up. "Hey, you with the green hair…" Zoro looked up and saw the clown looking down to the ground. "So your Zoro, huh?"

"So what if I am?" Zoro said as he put his hand on his swords.

"If you're here for my head you've got quite the struggle before you." Buggy said with confidence before Zoro snorted.

"Nope, not interested. I gave up pirate hunting, I'm here for my friend."

"Oh, but I'm interested. If I kill you, I'll become even more famous." Buggy looked up with a grin as Zoro stepped forward and gripped one of his swords.

"If you try, you'll die."

"Eh? Okay." Buggy said as he twirled around a knife in his hand.

"Don't say I didn't warn you." Zoro said with a sigh as he walked past Naruto and drew his swords. Buggy grinned as his men cheered him on on got ready to kill the pirate hunter. Zoro himself just put the white handled sword in his mouth and got into a stance and waited for the clown to make his move.

As if an unseen signal was given Buggy raced towards Zoro with four knives in one hand and a single one in the other while Zoro brought his swords up and waited.

"DIE FLASHILY!"

*SLASH*

The straw hat crew looked on with wide eyes as Zoro expertly cut down Buggy as the clown was cut in half from the waist up and his right arm and leg as well. Zoro looked back as the clown's remains fell to the ground. "That wasn't much of a fight." He said in disappointment as he sheathed all his swords.

"Wow, he is really weak. Way to go Zoro!" Luffy said from his prison as Naruto and Kurotsuchi looked on with narrowed eyes.

"No way." Nami said in disbelief before they all heard Buggy's crew start to laugh and wondered what was going on.

"Why are they laughing like that?" Kurotsuchi asked.

"There captain was killed and they're laughing."

"Fellas, what do you find so damn funny?" Zoro asked the group of pirates as they laughed even louder. He was about to pull his swords out again before he felt a sharp pain in his gut and looked down to see a knife sticking out it it.

"AGHHH!"

"ZORO!" Luffy shouted as he saw Zoro fall to the ground in pain.

"What's with that hand?" Nami questioned as she saw the knife being pull out with a floating hand as Zoro turned around to see it float in the air before floating over to Buggy, whose torso and arms were floating as well while his leg stood up on their own.

"Bara-Bara no Mi (Chop-Chop Fruit)…" Buggy said as his hand reattached itself to his arm before the rest of his body did as well. "That's the name of the Devil's Fruit that gave me my powers. I can't be killed by a sword...I'm a splitting man! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"His body went back together! I thought the Devil's Fruit was just a myth."

"So he's a splitting man, that's freaky." Luffy said in response to Nami's question.

"Totally." Kurotsuchi said in agreement as Naruto sweat dropped at the pair.

'That coming from a stone woman and a rubber man?'

"Although it's not critical, the wound is still pretty serious. So I'm guessing...I'M THE WINNER! GYAHAHAHAHA!" Buggy declared as his crew chanted his name and Nami gained a nervous look on her face.

'This is bad. The tables have turned. If we stay here, we won't be alive for long.' Nami thought in panic as Buggy stood over Zoro ready to finish him off. Naruto got ready to take care of Buggy by was stopped by Luffy.

"Stabbing him in the back was a cowardly move, BIG RED NOSE!"

…

…

…

Everyone there had their jaws dropped at what Luffy shouted while some of them wondered how stupid the kid was. The only one who wasn't think that was Buggy, who was slowly turning around towards the straw hat boy.

"Who… has… a… Big red nose?!" Buggy screamed in anger as he threw a knife at Luffy who skidded back when it made contact with him.

"Luffy!" Zoro said as he saw his captain in danger.

"Buggy!" The clown captain looked up to see a grinning Luffy with his knife between his teeth. "I'm gonna kick your ass as soon as I get out of this cage!" He then bit down harder on the blade and snapped it in two.

"Gyahahaha,kick my ass? You got a lot of nerve kid! No I'm afraid all five of you are gonna die here today! So if you're going to do any 'ass kicking' you better do it soon."

"It's all over, we're done for." Nami stated as the situation looked hopeless.

"Hahahahaha, I refuse to die! Naruto!" Luffy shouted as Naruto looked at his captain and saw him looking straight ahead of him. Naruto followed his line of sight and widened his eyes at what his captain had planed and smirked.

"You got it, Captain." Naruto said as he made his way towards the cannon. "Zoro, get your ass out of there!"

"What?" The green haired swordsman replied as he saw the blond running towards them but stopped when Naruto reached the cannon and place one hand on it and nodded. Seeing what he had planned Zoro smirked and got up. "I got ya."

'Nothing makes sense anymore, this is why I hate pirates...' Nami thought as she made her way towards the blond haired pirate. Buggy saw what was happening and clashed with Zoro again as the swordsman pared all of the clowns attacks before slicing him in half again and jumping through.

"Idiot, your santoryu has no effect on me. I already told you tha-Hey, listen when I'm talking to you!" Buggy shouted as he saw Zoro was running behind him and not paying attention.

When Zoro finally made it towards Naruto, the blond haired first mate grabbed the barrel of the giant cannon and easily lifted it up and pointed it in the direction of Buggy and his crew. Said crew started freaking out as the cannon was now pointed towards them and telling them to stop.

"Hey…" Naruto got Nami's attention. "You can light this thing right?" Nami nodded her head as Naruto pointed towards Buggy and his crew. "Then can you please hurry up and light it!"

"I'm on it."

"Wait! Just wait!" Buggy screamed out. "The cannon's still loaded with a special Buggy-Ball! I Don't want to go out like this! Stop!" Buggy's screams fell on deaf ears as Nami lit the fuse and covered her ears for the oncoming explosion.

"I can't believe you just did that you bitch! Wait, no stop! STOP IT NOW!"

BOOOOM!

Next time:

Naruto: Zoro's wound finally takes it's effect and now we have to wait for him to recover.

Zoro: Naa, I'm okay. It will take a lot more that that to take me down.

Nami: What! You can't be up already!

Luffy: Ahh, guys I'm still in the cage.

Nami: Thats not important right now! And what is that?

Kurotsuchi: You mean this cute little dog? He doesn't seem so dangerous.

Luffy: Guys? Helloooo~

Nami: No I mean that!

Luffy: Whoa! It's a polar bear on top of a lion!

Naruto: I don't think that's a polar bear Luffy.

Nami: Oh, no. They followed us here!

Everyone: On the next Iron Pirate - A Desperate Situation! The Circus Duo Appears!

Luffy: I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!

Sorry if the chapter sucked, it's hard for anything good to happen during the beginning of the series and I find it hard to write this story as it is. I will probably work on this story the least and will update when I feel like it.

I am stuck on weather to have Naruto fight Kiba or Kankuro in the next chapter so tell me what you think.

Check out my other story I have posted, and coming soon is another Naruto/One Piece crossover called 'Maelstrom Naruto'. Will be released some time next week.

Please be sure to review and and leave any comments if you have any. Flames will be used to grill Luffy's meat.

M.S OUT!