A/N: If you know nothing about Star Trek, don't worry. I will hold your hand, we will get through this together ;)

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You've got a lot of nerve to try and bring me down
Baby, you haven't heard, that's not the way we run this town!
Cause when the times are tough, we turn them round!
We've got a lot to lose, the stakes are staggering
But we don't chose to lose the place that only brought us down
Though when the times are tough, we'll turn them round!

-"Somewhere in the Distance" The Hoosiers

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The USS Thousand Sunny was gliding elegantly through the empty vacuum of space. The USS in the title meaning United Space Ship, and signaling its belonging to the United Federation of Planets, this may not have been an entirely accurate description of the situation. The ship was a part of the Federation, but it was privately owned and followed it's own, less traditional methods. They responded to federation emergencies and sent back data, but other than that they were a solo operation. It was more that the Federation tolerated them and accepted them as more of a help than a hindrance.

Captain Monkey D. Luffy sat in the captains chair, leaning back as stars zoomed past them. Luffy had gone jumping through hoops to get to were he was now. The young captain was originally bajoran, born on the planet Bajor, and had grown up in the chaos of the Cardassian occupation of his home planet.

The bajoran people were a very religious bunch, worshipping the prophets, who where later discovered to be non-corporeal aliens living in a wormhole near their planet, as gods. The bajoran people pierced their left ear in two places with a chain connecting them as a sort of religious sigil. Luffy had no such piercings, or faith in such prophets. The only thing connecting him to his people were the small ridges running down his nose in the place between his eyes. Other than, that he could have been mistaken for human.

Like most bajoran children, he had been forced to do his part to fight off those pale, lizard like cardassian tyrants. Spoon heads, they called them, after the spoon shaped divot in the center of their forehead. Luffy had been wounded in one of the encounters when he was about six and was taken in by one of the most infamous of the cardassian generals of the war. The cardassian people were known for being devious and cruel and this man was the most devious and most cruel.

Luffy had never talked about what had transpired in his time with the man who called himself Dragon, not even when he had showed up on Bajor out of the blue. By then the war was over and the Federation was overseeing the new bajoran provisional government and the cardassians were back in their own territory.

The boy was interrogated by the bajoran high council, but he gave away no information on the man or much at all about the cardassian people. All he said was that his time had made him as strong as he was now, an answer that failed to satisfy the council. However, when they could hold him for no longer, he was dismissed from the council to go as he pleased. That was when he had set off across the galaxy chasing his dreams. Luffy was somewhat of an enigma; despite the cruelty and hardship he had most certainly suffered, his personality was generally childlike. Maybe it was a defense mechanism of some sort, it was impossible to tell.

Luffy was determined to explore the galaxy in his own starship and for that he needed the best crew he could find. Unfortunately, at that time he had no crew and he had only a medium sized runabout ship named the Going Merry.

His first stop along his epic journey had been to a cardassian planet on the edge of the bajoran-cardassian border, too far into the neutral zone to belong to either side. Upon landing, he was looking for a place to find something to eat when he had happened upon a man tied to a post in the middle of a courtyard.

This man was one Zoro Roronoa, a top notch, Federation trained, weapons specialist. He was human by appearance and he had been born on earth, in japan, but his heritage was mixed; as many people's were these days, leading to a combination of subtle nonhuman characteristics like his strangely green hair and inhuman strength. He hadn't spent very long as a member of the Starfleef, working for the Federation. He left not long after his first assignment despite his abilities, in order to pursue a more interesting topic; bounty hunting. He chased people halfway across the galaxy to take them down and he was exceedingly good at this job.

When Luffy found him, he had been in a lull between jobs when he had been arrested for saving a little bajoran girl from one of the many angry cardassian townspeople. The planet had been a POW camp for the cardassian high command, so now there was a mix in the people living there with violent results. Military level cardassians did not seem to mix well with the people who had once been their captives. Yes, there was a Federation vessel that came by every now and then to check on the conditions of both parties, but there was little that they could do and the operation was somewhat of a joke.

Unfortunately for Zoro, even if he had not rescued that girl he would have been arrested for war crimes against the home world of Cardassia. He had preformed with much honor in fighting off the reptiles on his way to collect the bounty on one of their generals and they weren't happy about it.

Luffy, being a very impulsive individual, jumped a very large and well guarded fence and cut free the infamous bounty hunter, immediately demanding that Zoro join his crew.

Zoro had been grateful of his being cut down, but was reluctant to join Luffy's nonexistent crew, he came around when they were fighting their way off the planet. Apparently, Luffy had more to him than the green haired man had initially thought. And thus, Luffy had his weapons specialist and first officer.

Zoro now sat off slightly behind Luffy's seat and a little to the right, behind his weapons consoled, looking bored. Part if him was wishing that there was something out there to shoot at, a big part of him actually.

The next stop in Luffy's journey had been to the planet Trill. The trills were a very unique group of people, their distinguishing feature was the line of small leopard like prints that ran down either side of the forehead and ran down the entirety of the body in a strip, ending at the toes. The Trills ran a very intensive learning program on their planet and the goal of many people was to host a symbiont. The Trills had the unique ability to bind themselves to rather slug like symbionts through a cavity in the stomach. This way the symbiont got a place to live and the host was given the memory of every previous host in a strange symbiosis.

On this planet, Luffy and Zoro met one of these hosts, an exceptionally tall man by the name of Brook. Brook was the symbiont name, after a symbiont was passed into a host the symbiont name was taken as a last name, but it was generally by what the host was called from that point on. Once symbiont and host were joined they became one person, the host would more than likely die without the symbiont and if the host died with the symbiont still inside then the creature would die as well.

Brook had lived eight lives, each carrying heavy weight to him, living and dying though so many lives carried much with it, and in this life he was an accomplished musician. Luffy had immediately taken a liking to him and had asked him to join his currently two person crew. Brook, having been bored with his current job of playing for large crowds of people, joined him without much protest. And Luffy had a musician, every good ship needed a musician to set the mood.

Currently, Brook was playing an earth made violin, trying to lighten the mood from the seemingly unending dullness. This silent boredom would not be tolerated onboard Luffy's ship.

The third stop along the way was actually a run in with an Orion slave ship. The Orion were a species well know for their sex slaves. The Orion males tended to be large, muscular, and bald with the classical Orion green skin. Orion females were very widely known for being... provocative in their mannerisms and were sold as slaves. They produced pheromones that were often irresistible to males.

Anyway, the Orion ship had been badly damaged by an unexpected solar flare and was sent adrift. The Merry had answered their distress call. Luffy managed to dock the merry on the other ship and board them in order to see what the problem was. He would have hailed the other ship the the residual energy from the solar flare made communication impossible.

Onboard were a few Orion women, two Orion men, and a woman who looked almost human. The ship was trying to return to their home world and Luffy offered to pull along their ship all that way. It was really strange how they had asked. One of the Orion men had demanded that they be aided, then he had sent the women to get all up in Luffy's face, but the kid just looked confused. Regardless he still said yes. Luffy, it seemed was unaffected by the pheromones. Zoro also able to maintain an unaffected composure through a combination of biology and strict self control. Brook, however, was going crazy and asking to see their panties even though they were hardly wearing anything already.

Luffy didn't really care about the Orions, he was more interested in the other woman, she was the one who had been flying the ship. She had bright orange hair and inhumanly flushed skin, when she spoke to one of the men her teeth looked sharp and even, and she had a clever gleam in her eye. The Ferengi characteristics in her were unmistakable even without large ears and ridges. This woman, whose name it happened was Nami, was one eighth Ferengi. That was enough for some of the features to be washed down, but still noticeable. The ferengi were a relatively unattractive race by most terms. They tended to be short, and red, with pointed teeth, and huge ears connecting to their bulged forehead. Nami was lucky enough not to look like that, but as they got to know her later, it was apparent that the ferengi taste for profit had not been lost on her. She was a conniving little witch and Zoro hadn't trusted her from the moment he met her.

The Orion ship was taken to the Orion home world without much incident. Along the way, Luffy had asked Nami to join his crew as the navigator because he didn't know where the hell he was going and she laughed in his face. Somehow, this did not get Luffy down, upon returning to Zoro's side he only said that she would see things his way in a matter of time.

They touched down in an oddly small village, they had been expecting more from the port of a slave ship. This town was desolate.

As soon as they were on the ground, the group of outsiders was pushed to leave, but Luffy had decided to follow Nami around and bother her about becoming his navigator. As they walked around Luffy saw that this little village was rather run down, it appeared to be a different kind of slavery than what the Orion were known for, many different groups of people milled around doing tasks unhappily under of watchful eyes of their green skinned overlords.

Nami had not been born in this place. She had been born on earth, but her parents were killed when a transport ship crashed on it's way to the moon colonies. From there she was adopted by a human woman named Bell-meré and became sisters with a blue skinned, antenna-ed, Andorian girl named Nojiko. When Nami was eight they were going on a trip to the vacation planet, Riza, when their transport ship was boarded by Orion slave traders who abducted them and forced them to work in this shitty little village.

Contrary to what it might seem, the Orion women are the ones who are the actual slave masters. They used their pheromones to manipulate men to do their bidding. The woman who ran the village Nami lived in was named Arlong. She was arrogant, cold, and Bell-meré never could stand to see a good person beat down by someone like that and for her bravery she died. After her adopted mother's death Nami was sucked into Arlong's plots. She had to deliver the girls and find clients and she was very good at her job both in transporting and handling the financial aspects. But unbeknownst to them Nami was actually saving up to bribe a transport ship into carrying her sister and a good deal of the villagers out of this stupid slave colony.

When Luffy figured out what was going on he couldn't stand for it. He fought alongside his crew mates until Arlong and her goons were all dead or disabled then they transported all of the villagers to a federation station to explain the situation, using a ship Nami stole. She also used her saved up money to pay for all the people to get a ticket for the long journeys home. After that, she joined the crew and Luffy had his navigator.

Nami now sat up front, at the helm, adjusting the course every so often to correct their path. She was an excellent navigator.

Their next stop was in Klingon space, on a small colony planet. Going anywhere in klingon space carried with it a good deal of danger, given the klingon way of violence, and it was not altogether surprising that the planet was under attack by another plant not far away. The Merry was struck down in the crossfire of the battle and they crashed just outside of a small town. Luckily for them, a young man came to their aid. He was klingon with the dark skin and ridged forehead of his people, but he was not your typical klingon male. He was scrawny, not at all like the muscular alpha males who strutted through the streets of Kronos, the klingon home world. He had a long nose and a welcoming face. But above all of that he was undeniably a coward. When he saw the crash he had cautiously approached, boldly calling out for any survivors although his legs shook from fear. Being a coward was the worst thing a person could be in klingon culture and this man, whose name was Usopp, got hell for it. He worried everyday that the towns people might get sick of him and cut off his head with a bat'leth, the bow shaped, four pointed klingon weapon of choice. So, he told magnificent lies to keep them amused rather than angry. He was a fool, but he wasn't dead.

Upon meeting the crew, he agreed to help fix their ship. He liked to tinker with things and he was a fair engineer, but he was more an inventor than a ships repair man. Despite this, he got the ship up in running again. Luffy asked him to join the crew, but he had at first declined for fear of the unknown, but then the towns people decided that they had had enough of him and ran him out. Usopp hopped aboard the Going Msrry and they got off the planet just in time. And Luffy had both a story teller, and an inventor as part of his crew.

Usopp was, at the moment, writing something out on a PADD, probably designing a new machine.

It was at Usopp's request that they made their next stop, still in klingon space, to a mobile restaurant called the Baratie. They had all been eating stale replicator food for what felt like forever. The replicator could never quite get food exactly right. It was good, but it was just not the same. Usopp said that if they wanted to find a cook then the Baratie was the best restaurant this side of the galaxy.

The restaurant had been very prim and proper upon first glance and it smelled great. The first view Luffy got of it was when he was dragged out of his ship by the restaurant's angry owner. They Nami had been getting ready to dock the ship when Luffy and Usopp were goofing off Luffy had tripped and accidentally fired a shot through the roof of the building. Thankfully, the Baratie had a good forcefield system that in place that had deflected most of the damage, but the owner had not been very happy. When asked who had fired the shot, everyone had pointed to Luffy, who sat guiltily on the floor.

The owner, a large Klingon man named Zeff, had dragged Luffy inside saying that he would have to work off the damage. The rest of his crew shrugged and debated about going inside, they wanted to go in, but Nami had all the money, and she refused to pay for them to eat. She told them all to suck it up and eat replicator food until they had a real cook.

Inside, Zeff was stopped from dealing with Luffy when he saw a member of his staff humiliating a customer. The customer was a brash Klingon man who had been arrogantly showing off when his waiter decided that he needed to learn a lesson. This waiter, who was actually the sous-chef working in place of a waiter, was a tall, lean, blond man named Sanji, who was shockingly not Klingon. The chef and owner started screaming at each other, when some men dragged in a scrawny andorian man who was begging for food. He was, of course, denied the food and promptly kicked out.

Later, while Luffy had been out to the task of dishwashing, while the actual dishwasher was broken, Sanji slipped out the back with a plate of food. Luffy watched through a window in the door as Sanji gave the plate to the starving andorian under the dome of breathable air. Luffy was thoroughly impressed and when Sanji came back inside Luffy asked him to join his crew. Sanji denied him, saying that he had a debt to Zeff and he couldn't just leave like that.

Sanji was born destined to be an emotional mess. His mother had been vulcan, dark hair and eyes, pointed ears, olive skin, limitedly touch telepathic, cold, calculating, and unemotional, as any good vulcan was. His father had been a Betazoid, Betazoids had a particular knack for being telepathic, Sanji's father had been good enough that he could read the thoughts of everyone around him all the time. The culture of the Betazoids was very open and lively, a very stark difference to the vulcan way, very much opposite of each other, but Sanji had been born all the same.

He was blond, taking after his father, his ears were pointed, his blood ran vulcan green, and his eyes were swimmingly dark, as was the betazoid way. He was raised on Vulcan with all of the vulcan children who chastised him for his heritage. He was taught in the vulcan way of emotion suppression as soon as he was able to learn. This was made even more difficult when he started to acquire his telepathic abilities.

Sanji had the ability to sense the emotions of others, making emotion suppression rather difficult when it was not just his that he was trying to suppress. It was probably good that he grew up on Vulcan because there wasn't much for him to sense with all the people being emotionless.

Despite his difficulties, Sanji did exceptionally well in his school work, particularly in the sciences. He loved science.

When he was six he went with his parents on an away mission to a part of klingon space when they were boarded by a bunch of klingon raiders. The ship was totally wrecked, but Sanji just managed to get through an escape pod in time. Unfortunately, he had been dragged into this escape pod, and was ejected with, one of the klingons whose name was Zeff.

On the planet they had crashed on there was nothing but craggy rock and they had limited food. Zeff set up a distress beacon and pulled only a small amount of food out of the supply bag for Sanji, keeping the rest to himself.

They were stuck there for more days than Sanji could remember. He ran out of food and began to starve. He glared over at Zeff who still had he grand bag of food. One night he snuck over to the bag and yanked it open, crazed by the hunger, and found it filled only with assorted repair tools. There had never been any food inside, Zeff had given it all to him and Sanji would never be able to repay that kindness, but he would never let another person starve.

Not long after, a ship picked them up. Zeff decided to take Sanji in and started up his own restaurant, training Sanji intensely and with much violence. Sanji rose to the challenge and would always strive to do better although he did not forget his love of science. He saved up the money to buy a PADD, where he taught himself all sorts of things that the students back on Vulcan would be learning, very advanced material, he would never let them get better than him.

Zeff's restaurant had taken shape with it's boisterous, and mostly klingon, crew. This had been a problem at first. Although, Sanji had been trained to suppress his emotions he sometimes found it hard to function when surrounded by so many overwhelmingly aggressive people. It messed with his moods. Eventually, he found his balance, his dangerously unstable balance.

When he was seventeen he was sous-chef, having worked his way to the top. That was when he told Zeff he wanted to go to the Vulcan Science Academy. Zeff had not objected, saying only that if that's what he wanted then that's where he would go, and he had gone through four grueling years at the academy before graduating in the top percent of his class. This was partially due to his competitive nature and the fact that his Vulcan classmates all seemed to look down on him for his emotional tendencies and in your face attitude, which only made him more emotional and in their faces.

After graduating, he returned to the Baratie, Zeff tried to get him to work for a lab or something, but he had refused. It was Sanji's dream to explore the stars, but for now he knew where his place was and they was at the Baratie.

That starved Andorian from before returned with the rest of his crew and tried to destroy the Baratie, but were defeated by Luffy's crew. After that Sanji agreed to go with Luffy, prompted by the Baratie staff. Then, Luffy had his cook and science officer.

Sanji was sitting over at the science station to the far right, looking down at the numbers flashing at the screen in front of him. He looked bored but sometimes it was hard to tell with that vulcan expression plastered over his face.

On the outskirts of romulan space their ship was stopped by a border patrol ship. The romulans didn't like people in their space and the federation didn't want anyone upsetting the situation with the Romulans. They had managed to get past the neutral zone and had been stopped by a romulan ship. As the romulans decloaked the Going Merry was hailed, the image of a woman appearing on the display screen.

She had the typical dark hair, slanted eyebrows, and and pointed ears but lacked the forehead ridges that made Romulans look different than Vulcans, they did come from the same common ancestor after all. This trait was not uncommon but it was in the minority among the Romulan people. Romulans shared many traits with vulcans but being emotionless was not one of them, the Romulans were a deeply passionate people, but were very suspicious and xenophobic.

She introduced herself as Robin Nico, her ship was just out on a diplomatic mission when they saw their ship and thought they might be lost and should probably help them out before they got into any trouble. The underlying threat was obvious, but instead of turning around and going back was not something Luffy was interested in, so he invited the romulans on board. The crew seemed none too happy, but Robin smiled cryptically and accepted.

Once onboard Sanji prepared a meal and everyone ate. At one point Luffy asked Robin to become a member of their crew as their diplomat. To everyone's shock she accepted. She ditched her crew and went with them out of romulan space. Everyone thought she was probably a spy, but Luffy didn't seem to care if she was as long as she did a good job while she was there. And Luffy had his diplomat, which was really good because he had the political sense of a dead duck.

Robin sat in a seat near Luffy, sitting back and reading on her PADD. Over the course of her time with them she had gained their trust and didn't care whether she was a spy or not.

Next stop was to the icy moon, Andoria, were they met an old human doctor and her creation. This creation was a sentient reindeer constructed with Changeling DNA, allowing it to limitedly change form. The creation, whose name was Tony Tony Chopper, had been the reason that Dr. Kureha had been banished from earth and the reason her partner, Dr. Hiluluk had been killed. Any manipulation of DNA was taken very seriously after the eugenics wars of the 1990s.

From his construction Chopper was taught all kinds of things, but he acquired an interest mainly in the medical practice, so that's what he learned. When the straw hats showed up with a heavily wounded Zoro, who had just lost a fight to the galaxy's greatest swordsman, Chopper showed his great skill and Luffy asked him to join the crew. He was hesitant at first but he had never really gone to see much, so he had agreed. And Luffy had his doctor.

The final stop was to some jungle like planet, they were there to try finding more food, but they found something much more interesting instead. On the surface of that planet there was a man with a huge ship.

The guy had been ecstatic to see them, he had after all been stuck on that planet for nearly two years. This man was Cutty Flam, also known as Franky. He was human but his hair was bright blue and he was partially made of metal. When he was ten he was picked up by a Borg cube and partially converted into a cyborg, as the Borg do, but he had been abandoned after the cube had unexpectedly been cast off by the federation. From there he was raised by a man who built ships and for a long time that's all he did, building and engendering were his passions.

He had been all set to get the final finishing touches laid on the latest ship he had built when anchoring stabilizers of the space station he had been on destabilized and sent him drifting in some random direction. He hadn't even noticed until he was back up on the ship's bridge. He was the only one on board and the ship had little to no stored energy. He only just managed to land the thing on a planet. The ionization in the atmosphere was too much to get a distress signal out and he didn't have any spare dilithium crystals for fuel, so he was stuck for two years.

In that time he had done what he could to keep himself busy by pimping out the ship he called the Thousand Sunny. Then the straw hats had turned up and offered to help. Franky said that if they got him off the planet then they could have the ship, Luffy said he would take the offer, but only if Franky became their engineer. Franky gratuitously accepted those terms and the dilithium crystals were put into the Thousand Sunny. This vessel became the main ship and the Merry became a shuttle. And Luffy had his Engineer.

In the present, Franky was down in the engine room, helping the ship to function more smoothly.

Now the Sunny was humming along at only impulse speed to save energy. They were dangerously low of fuel, their dilithium crystals were crumbled to pieces, nearly completely used up. Sanji had been frantically scanning for any signs of dilithium in the surrounding areas.

When he finally found some, it was located on a medium sized m-class, habitable, planet with a relatively small population on it. This was rather unfortunate, it would have been much easier if it were just an empty planet, now they had to deal with other aliens and that was always a gamble.

As they approached the planet they were contacted by it's inhabitance.

"On screen," Luffy said, nodding to Usopp who reached over to accept the message.

On the screen a rather pale and bland man appeared. He was bald and his features were mostly humanoid, but he had four pale pink eyes that blinked back at them.

"Greetings," he said warmly, "Is there anything we can help you with? We don't usually get visitors out this way."

That would be true, they were on the edges of explored space. At least they wouldn't have to explain who they were to a non space fairing civilization. Starfleet and the federation didn't like that much. They were supposed to avoid messing non-space age worlds, it was their prime directive.

Robin spoke up from her place next to the captain's chair, it was better if she did all the talking. "Yes, our dilithium crystals are low on energy and were were wondering if we could trade for some. We have detected dilithium on your surface."

The alien nodded, seemingly glad that they were there for such a mundane reason and not there to reck their shit, "Very well, I can set up a meeting with our trade leaders if you like, that should not be a problem. You are free to beam down, we will send the coordinates now." The display flashed and numbers were sent into their transporter system.

Robin nodded in thanks and gave a short farewell.

Luffy looked at her, "What do you think?" he asked, they always had to be cautious when dealing with an unknown species.

"I pulled the information on this planet from the computer," Robin stared down at her PADD, "they have no history of any trouble or violence. They have actually been nothing but helpful, although they have never shown any desire to leave their planet."

Luffy smiled, "Good." Although part of him would have been excited to fight for the dilithium.

At the science station Sanji threw in his opinion, "Something about that place feels weird." His betazoid abilities were often useful in sensing something wrong.

"Are they hiding something?" Luffy asked.

Sanji shook his head, "No, something just feels kind of weird."

"That may be because the inhabitants are telepathic," Robin mused, "From what I can tell, they have their own telepathic channel by which they communicate amongst each other."

"That would explain it," Sanji admitted. He hated planets like this, especially when he was out of the telepathic loop. It always felt creepy. Like he was out of tune with everything around him.

"If you can't handle it, cook, you can always stay back here and look after the ship," Zoro said with a stupid little smirk on his face. Dammit, he thought he was so cool.

"I'll be fine, marimo," Sanji replied through gritted teeth.

"You sure? Because last telepathic planet we went to we had do keep you out of range."

"Those were completely different circumstances!" Sanji whined. He had to be kept out of rang because the people of that particular planet found his mind to be distasteful in a very Xenophobic sort of way.

"Did I just hear a vulcan display an emotional inflection?" Zoro teased, cupping his ear and leaning in closer as if trying to hear Sanji's words better. Sanji didn't exactly follow the exact vulcan habit of being completely unemotional, but he tried to keep himself composed. Emotions were common on his face, but Zoro would still use his vulcan heritage against him. The reason it annoyed the blond was because as soon as Zoro would mention it he would try to compose himself, but he found it incredibly difficult to mask anger.

"I'll show you emotional," Sanji said under his breath as he stood from his seat and started off toward Zoro, intent on kicking his face in.

"Not on the bridge, boys," came Robin's calm voice, breaking off the anger. Zoro looked irritated, but Sanji turned into a wobbly puddle of goo, apologizing to Robin for being so inconsiderate.

While Sanji was still apologizing Luffy spoke up over the noise, "Zoro, Sanji, Robin, and Nami, you're with me. Let's go get that dilithium," he grinned and the rest of the crew grinned with him, they had some mother fucking aliens to charm the hell out of. Or rather the dilithium. The chances of success in this case were probably about seventy percent. Sure, Nami and Robin were excellent at getting a good deal and not insulting people, but sometimes things happened. Sometimes Luffy happened was probably more accurate. Whenever deals fell through it always seemed to trace him. It was never intentional, usually it was going where he shouldn't and unleashing some hidden horror. Or sometimes the deal would fall through because the other party decided that they would rather murder them than take their trade. Hopefully, this time it would go smoothly.

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A/N: This isn't set in any particular time period of Star Trek, it's just kind of a mess of things I felt like putting together, but with the original uniforms because they were the best. I guess because it had the bajorans and stuff it's probably post ds9 but whatever, you probably don't really care.

Bah, back stories are boring. This is super lazy but I wanted to get the set up out of the way. Thanks if you're still here, I promise this is probably the most... feely, intimate thing I've written. I'll put the next one up sort of soon.

Poor Sanji was destined to be emotionally fucked up. Some back stories were the same, others were changed, meh. I never watched past Nami joining the crew so *shrug*

XD the eugenics wars of the 1990s, oh Star Trek, you were a little off there.

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