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Honeymoon Part 2

Naruto watched Hinata standing in the water about ankle deep and staring out to sea. She had her right hand on her abdomen and he sincerely hoped that she was suspecting what he thought she was. Nothing would make him happier, but he wouldn't be surprised, given the number of times they had had sex in the last week if Kurama weren't still blocking it.

Naruto looked at one of the seals on his arm, the gift he had gotten from Hanabi, the only thing Hinata had never seen. Truthfully, he wasn't sure whether he wanted her to see it. It wasn't really that it was bad, it was just that Hinata's sister had been the one to give it to him. It was a checklist, a strap-on, and a game consisting of dice that when used together would decide where and how you have sex the next time. Naruto sighed, unsealing the box from his arm then opening it, pulling out the checklist. He had sealed the box for the dice and strap on. Now that he looked at the list, he was glad he did. It included some very...different activities. Including clones, Transformation Jutsu, and role play. He shook his head, setting the paper back inside and closing it just as Hinata turned around, raising an eyebrow and walking over, kneeling.

"What's that?" Hinata asked.

"Remember the gift Hanabi gave me that I sealed shut before letting anyone see?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, I remember," Hinata nodded.

Naruto handed it to her and she opened it snorting in laughter and pulling out the paper, face slowly growing darker and darker red.

"I'm glad you sealed it at the party," Hinata said finally. "I so don't want anyone knowing that this paper even exists. Let alone guessing how many boxes are checked."

"My thoughts exactly," Naruto said. "Speaking of sealed boxes, what was the one you sealed? It was from Koyuki wasn't it?"

"U-Um, y-yes," Hinata stammered. "B-But I'm not ready to show you."

Naruto laughed.

"It must have been one hell of a gift, then," Naruto laughed. "Alright. I'll wait. So, what've you been thinking about all morning?"

"Do you remember the first time, when you said that Kurama would keep me from getting pregnant?" Hinata asked.

"Yes, I remember," Naruto said.

"I don't want him to anymore," Hinata said.

Naruto stared at her in surprise before smiling. He nodded and Hinata smiled, kissing him before pulling back.

"So, what exactly is on that list?" Hinata asked, picking it up. "Shower, done. At dinner, not done. Bed, done. Beach, done. In the air, done. In public, not done...Oh."

"Mhm," Naruto nodded. "And that's coming from Hanabi."

"Oh God, Konohamaru's going to be busy," Hinata said.

"Agreed," Naruto chuckled.

"Clones and turning you into a girl," Hinata said shaking her head. "I'm a little worried about how much thought she's clearly put into our sex life."

Naruto laughed again, shaking his head and putting the paper back into the box, closing it and sealing it back into his arm.

"I'm going to go for a walk," Hinata said. "I'll be back in a bit, okay?"

"Sure," Naruto smiled.

Hinata kissed him and walked away into the trees, leaving Naruto to stare out to sea as well, smiling as an image of Hinata with a swollen belly drifted into his mind. Then, like he still did from time to time, Kurama felt the need to ruin it.

"So, you're already considering getting her pregnant, huh?"

"Yes Kurama," Naruto sighed. "You know as well as I do how much I want to start a family with her."

"I know," Kurama said. "Thank's to that little mishap fighting Pein, I feel the same thing you feel. Don't ever hurt her, Naruto Uzumaki. Or else I'm going to kill you."

"I know," Naruto said. "And I'll let you."

Kurama retracted from Naruto's mind just as the bushes rustled. Naruto turned to look and his jaw fell open. There stood Hinata wearing a pair of fuzzy bunny ears on a hairband, and a bunny tail on the back of a g string that had a thin string running between her butt cheeks, a barely thicker strip of fabric to conceal her slit, and equally tiny fabric over her nipples, her areolae exposed on the sides. Naruto stared in disbelief as Hinata blushed furiously and walked over, swaying her hips exaggeratedly as she did before sitting on his lap, pressing her barely concealed nethers against his rock-hard member.

"This was half of Koyuki's gift," Hinata said. "The rest were a bunch of leather, whips, chains, and a butt plug."

"Yeah that sounds like Koyuki," Naruto said, his tail wrapping around Hinata's leg. "You know, now that I'm half fox, I've been a lot hungrier than normal. I'm kind of hungry now."

"Is that right," Hinata asked, smiling seductively.

"It is," Naruto said. "And what luck. There's a delicious looking bunny right in front of me."

Hinata smiled, kissing Naruto and he lay her on her back, kissing her for several seconds before beginning to make his way down her body.

Naruto sat in his living room, staring at the checklist. It felt like forever ago when he had opened the present, even though it was only about a week and a half. He tossed it on the fire, smirking. That had been one busy day. Bunny girl and clones, then dominatrix Hinata. Not his favorite but still fun, especially with her blushing furiously the entire time. The next day had been Naruto as a girl and them taking turns using the strap on. That had been really weird for Naruto, understandably, but undeniably fun. Then on and on the week seemed to go as they checked off more and more things. They were still missing a lot, granted, but they didn't really need the list. It was fun while it lasted but still.

The door opened and Naruto turned toward it, seeing the second biggest smile he ever had on Hinata's face as she stared at him, a small rectangular box clutched in her hand. His eyes widened and she nodded. A moment later he was spinning her around and around, Hinata laughing and Naruto peppering her exposed skin, mostly meaning her face and neck, with kisses.

THE END

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