I do not own Star vs the forces of evil


Moon Butterfly straightened her dress as she sat in the royal carriage as it trudged along the road. She pulled back the silk curtain that covered the window of the carriage and looked out at the new dimension she was in. Hekapoo had described the earth dimension as a backwater filled with weirdos and barbarians, she was pleasantly surprised to see that the earth dimension was quite the opposite.

The carriage was going down the main street of the neighborhood where she would find the parents of Marco Diaz. She gazed at the houses that they passed by and let out a sad sigh. She saw people tending to there lawns, playing various sports she didn't recognize, walking their animals on leashes. A part of her envied them, a simple life free of heavy burdens.

"Pleasant weather isn't it?" River asked as he gazed out the window along with his wife. "Looks like a technology-based dimension don't you think?"

"Yes, it looks like a technology-based dimension," Moon replied as she continued to look outside the window. With an infinite amount of dimension in existence, there were various ways that people across the multiverse lived. Some dimensions relied solely on technology, others solely on magic, but most advanced inter-dimensional civilizations tried to do a bit of both. Mewni itself was a combination of both although magic was the most predominant force on Mewni with it being so common and easy to use for Mewmans.

Moon rarely went to technological dimensions since they were rank with pollution which she was unaccustomed to. She was glad Mewni itself had access to magic and was able to industrialize without causing too much damage to the natural environment.

"Are you ready for this River?" Moon asked as she looked herself over. She chose to wear a dress that was more simple than her traditional queenly garb. She wore a blue dress that lacked the usual pomp and puff of her usual garb, it also lacked the large frills and jewelry that usually adorned her outfit. Her hair was also more relaxed and wasn't done up as it usually was, she chose instead to do it in a large braid that went down her back. Her husband also wore more modest garb, a blue suit that lacked the usual pomp of his kingly garb.

"Of course I'm ready, you can count on me." River said happily as he looked out of the carriage window. "I like the look of this dimension."

It felt strange not being dressed up but for the sake of keeping a low profile, she went along with it. Hekapoo claimed the people of the Earth Dimension rarely traveled beyond their own dimension. Moon wanted to avoid any unnecessary drama so she dressed modestly along with her husband and made several other precautions. Her Royal carriage which was often pulled by magical beasts such as manticores was instead being pulled by unicorns which were enchanted to appear as normal earth horses.

The carriage came to a halt and a royal attendant opened up the side door to let Moon and River out. Moon gazed upon the home of Marco Diaz with some apprehension. The Home itself didn't make her worry, in fact, she found it rather charming. It was a simple two-story house that seemed to be in good shape. The yard was well kept although Moon found herself slightly perplexed by it, the front yard had many cacti planted around it along with many strange sculptures made out of various materials. The sculptures gave Moon pause, they were strange things, taking on numerous geometric shapes. It reminded her of some pieces from an inter-dimensional art exhibition she went to once.

Moon chose to focus her attention on the house once again as she and River walked along the pathway that led to the front door. Upon reaching the door she took a deep breath and knocked several times on the wooden door. Several seconds passed until the door opened up revealing two humans.

Moon saw a man and a woman, the woman was fair with light skin, auburn hair, and green eyes. However, her observations of the woman were short-lived when she viewed the male who towered over the woman, Upon gazing at this man she knew she had the right household, his brown hair, brown eyes, and brown skin all matched those of the boy she had seen Star with. The only difference was that this man was tall and muscular to the point where she wondered if he was a warrior in this dimension, whereas his son had seemed rather unremarkable in terms of height or muscle.

"How can we help you?" The woman asked as her gaze drifted between Moon and River.

Moon realized that her observations may have lasted too long and cleared her throat quickly before speaking.

"Are you two the parents of a Marco Diaz?" Moon asked respectfully, receiving an affirmative nod from them she continued. "We would like to ask you some questions regarding your son..."


Dr. Bliss sat in the corner of the sophomore classroom and watched as Miss Skullnick gave the morning announcements. Today would be the first normal day of school after the chaos of the last few weeks had died down, it would also be her first-day offering to counsel to the student body. Most of the counseling was voluntary however there were several students who would be required to attend sessions with her.

"Good morning class." Miss Skullnick greeted as she stood in front of her class. "As you know this is our first day back after the brief hiatus this school had after all you assumed your true forms, those forms being that of wild deranged animals. Do you have any questions before we begin the day?"

Alfonzo raised his hand.

"Yes Alfonzo, what is your question?"

"Why is it that no matter how many years we advance in this school system you're always our homeroom teacher?" Alfonzo asked curiously.

"Because the school system wants to maximize my suffering." Miss Skullnick responded. "Any other questions?"

Seeing no one else raise their hands Miss Skullnick decided to proceed. "First off is announcements." Miss Skullnick began. "Because the state has realized that you are all insane they have assigned us a psychologist who will be sitting in with us today. I want you to give Dr. Bliss the respect that you refuse to give me."

"Good morning everyone." Doctor Bliss greeted as she stood up from her chair. "My name as you all know is Dr. Bliss, I hope to get to know all of you very well in the coming weeks. I'm here to offer my services to any of you who might need them. My office is open at all hours during the school day as well as several hours after school ends. If that doesn't suit any of your schedules I'm also able to do home visits as long as you clear it with your parents."

"Thank you, Dr. Bliss." Miss Skullnick said as she regained control of the classroom. "All of you will be required to attend counseling with Dr. Bliss since it was this class that started the reign of chaos that brought this school to the edge of destruction."

"Please don't blame the children." Dr. Bliss intoned to Miss Skullnick. "They were all traumatized by recent events and lashed out. I am here to help them channel their anger into more constructive things and work through their feelings."

"Good luck with that," Skullnick replied, unimpressed with the doctor's speech. She turned to the class. "Hear that boys and girls? The doctor here is going to try and make you all sane. So listen to her otherwise all of you will be sent to the funny farm."

"Please don't use the terms, boys, and girls." One of the students in the back said. "Although I am biologically a human female I prefer to identify as elf-kin."

"God I hate this generation..." Miss Skullnick muttered as she turned to Dr. Bliss. "Good luck, they're your problem now. I have bear mace and a stun gun in my desk drawer that you can use if they get out of control."


Janna Ordonia casually flipped through the text messages on her phone as she relaxed on a comfy therapists couch in the school councilors office. Sitting in a comfy armchair across from her was Dr. Bliss who was writing down notes in a small notepad.

"I would prefer if you put away your smartphone." Dr. Bliss requested patiently. "It defeats the purpose of this session if you aren't participating."

"Want to get into my head?" Janna asked as she lifted her gaze from her phone and leveled it at the doctor. "Trying to psychoanalyze me? Find out what makes me tick? Brainwash me into becoming a filthy normie?"

"Of course not." Dr. Bliss replied simply. "I'm simply here to help you get through this difficult time. Losing a friend is a terrible thing, as I understand it you were very close to Marco Diaz."

"I'm doing fine without you," Janna replied, her tone cold enough to freeze hell over. "Don't pretend as if you care. I'm nothing to you, Marco was nothing to you. You're just doing this to get a paycheck."

"If I wanted to get rich I wouldn't be a child psychologist." Dr. Bliss responded. "There's a lot more money in being a psychologist for rich people down in Los Angeles. I got into this line of work because I want to help young people like you work through your problems."

"Well, I've been working through my problems just fine without you." Janna replied. "So theirs no point in us talking. Hell, you never even met Marco, how the hell are you supposed to help me get over losing a friend like him?"

"I've read his file." Dr. Bliss pulled out a file from a manila folder she had on the coffee table next to her armchair. "An amazing young man with such a promising future. Straight A student since kindergarten, 4.0-grade point average, involved in numerous extracurricular activities, president of the karate club and an indispensable member of the Echo Creek High school chess team, and a successful student mentor." She looked up at Janna. "That last bit is the most interesting. It says here he has been a student mentor to both you and a Greason. Oskar had been held back for two years and showed all signs of repeating the same grade over and over. But after being under Marcos mentorship he has become a fairly good student, his grades are average but his behavioral record shows major improvements. Then theirs you..."

"You expect me to spill my guts out to you because you've read Marcos file?" Janna asked incredulously. "Why should I trust you?"

"I can't force you to trust me, Janna." Dr. Bliss replied as she relaxed into her chair. "But spilling your guts as you put it can be helpful. Getting all those bottled up feelings and secrets out in the open and discussing them with someone is helpful to a person's mental health. If it makes you feel any better doctor-patient confidentiality means that I would lose my medical license if I ever revealed anything you tell me when we are in a session like this."

"Well...I don't have much to say." Janna began slowly, measuring each of her words. "Marco is my friend...and now he's gone. Not much you or anyone else can do about it. I don't see how talking about it makes it better."

"My main goal here is to help you sort through your feeling in a productive way." Dr. Bliss said as she opened up another file. "I've read your file as well. You were quite the troublemaker for a long time. Pranks, playing hooky, getting into a few fights as well. You have quite a file here."

"You're exaggerating," Janna replied casually. "I did a few harmless pranks."

"Well lets read about some of these harmless pranks shall we?" Dr. Bliss asked as she flipped through the file. "Here is one from Principal Skeeves. 'Someone replaced all the pens and pencils in the school with crayons, I suspect it was Janna Ordonia.' quite the accomplishment."

"The locks in this school are super easy to break open. Took me all of an hour to do. But as you can see no one was hurt."

Dr. Bliss turned to another page. "Here is one from Miss Skullnick. 'Every student in my class has been calling me Miss Skulldick all day, I suspect Janna Ordonia paid them too.'"

"All it cost was one dollar a person, it was totally worth it."

"Another one from Miss Skullnick. 'This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Janna Ordonia tried to convince me I committed a murder. I think she is the real murderer.'...Do I even want to know the truth behind this one?"

"It was food coloring mixed with water and cornstarch. It's not my fault that lady can't take a joke, she wasted all that time calling CSI for that."

"Well here's another one from Principal Skeeves. 'Janna Ordonia told me there was an abandoned infant in the women's bathroom, When I went to save the child I accidentally saw Miss Skullnick on the toilet. The abandoned infant also turned out to be a child's doll.' "

"I didn't plan that last part out, it was just an unlucky coincidence. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."

"Here's one from Miss Skullnick. 'I hit myself in the head with my phone.'...I dont get that one..."

Janna laughed. "That one actually took a while. I had to slip more and more nickels into her phone case until she got used to the weight. Then one day I just took them all out. She hit herself in the face so hard with it that she had a bruise."

"Another from Principal Skeeves. 'I have two boxes of business cards in my desk and someone switched them out with new cards that had my job title changed from principal to horse whisperer, the cards also claimed I was a security threat and sexual predator. I have no Idea how many of these I have handed out. I suspect Janna Ordonia did this.'

"It's his own fault for having business cards, the guys a school principal," Janna replied. "What the hell does he need business cards for?"

"I could do this all day Janna." Dr. Bliss held up the thick folder. "The only reason you weren't expelled is that they couldn't prove you actually did all those things. There was only circumstantial evidence at best."

"Because I'm that good." Janna replied smugly. "Those are just the ones I did on Miss Skullnick and Principal Skeeves. I've been pranking my classmates for years. I once released a swarm of rats in the girl's locker room after cheerleading practice, they all ran out of the locker room wearing their birthday suits. I also once put all of Brittney's makeup into the school vending machine, she had to fork out over a hundred dollars in quarters to get it all back and it took her over two hours." Janna looked over at Dr. Bliss. "You got something against pranks?"

"While I don't agree with your use of pranks I do find it interesting that the number of pranks you committed dropped significantly after Marco became your student mentor."

"Having friends ate into my time." Janna admitted. "I didn't have much time for pranks on the school, I did pull numerous pranks on Marco. He was always a good sport about it."

"So he approved of your pranks?' Dr. Bliss asked curiously.

"I wouldn't say he approved of them but he never got angry about it...not seriously angry anyway." Janna said as she leaned back into the couch and reminisced. "One time I used a simple macro on his computer which made the word Mud appear anytime he tried to type his name, another time I sneaked into his room at night with a hockey mask and woke him up, he thought Jason Voorhees was trying to abduct him. And this other time I sneaked into his room and swapped out all his red hoodies with pink ones."

"Did Marco enjoy these pranks of yours?" Dr. Bliss asked as she began to write notes down in her notebook again.

"As I said, he was a good sport. Sometimes he would even laugh about it afterward...hearing him laugh would make it all worth it...He's one of the only people who understand me." Janna realized how much she had been talking and turned to glare at Dr. Bliss who was writing down notes. "You tricked me!"

"I tricked you?" Dr. Bliss asked, not bothering to look up from her notes.

"Yeah, you got me talking about my pranks because you knew I was proud of them, then that lulled me into a false sense of security and made me open up about my feelings for Marco."

"Feelings for Marco?" The doctor asked with peak interest. "Care to elaborate on those?"

Janna got up from the couch and began to pace back and forth in front of the doctor. "Oh you think you're so fucking clever don't you? Well, I'm not talking anymore, we are going to just sit here until this session is over. You can force me to take these sessions but you can't force me to talk or cooperate." Janna walked over to a nearby wall where Dr. Bliss had her degrees. "I bet Bliss isn't even your real surname. And you graduated from George Fox University? I bet that's some backwater party school."

Dr. Bliss wasn't phased by Janna's insults and simply put away her notepad. "If you don't want to talk about Marco then that's fine if you don't want to talk at all that's also fine. I'm not here to force you to say anything Janna, this isn't an interrogation. I'm here to offer you a safe place where you can discuss your feeling in a non-threatening and private environment. As I mentioned before your secrets are safe with me, you can talk to me about anything. Or if you don't want to talk we can simply sit here and relax. I could make us some tea, I have a bookshelf filled with books that teens in your age group enjoy, I even have a toy chest."

"A toy chest?" Janna asked not believing what she was hearing. "Do I look like I'm five?"

"Sometimes toys can be helpful, also they aren't toys meant only for little kids. There are plenty of things that someone your age would enjoy. They also help when dealing with traumatizing experiences."

"Like when you have to show on the doll where somebody touched you?" Janna asked as she gazed at a doll peeking out of the chest.

"No, I have a special doll for that over there." Dr. Bliss pointed to a single doll laying on the shelf next to her bookcase.

"Only one? You should get more."

"You only need one doll to non-verbally describe where any inappropriate actions take place."

"Not if theirs ever a gang rape." Janna said casually as she took a deep breath and looked at the clock. She still had another forty-five minutes left in the session. "Fine, I'll have some tea, actually make that a hot chocolate." She looked over at the toy chest. "Do you have any legos in there?"

Ten minutes later Janna was sitting across from Dr. Bliss sipping hot chocolate and assembling Legos on the coffee table in the middle of the room.

"If you don't mind me asking, what are you building?" Dr. Bliss asked as she watched Janna work on a Lego creation.

"A skull fortress." Janna replied as she laid down several more bricks. "You had a lot of black and grey pieces so its all I could think of."

"Looks like you know what you're doing."

"That's because Friday night is Lego night." Janna said as she laid down several more lego bricks.

"That's fun, you and your parents have a lego night?" Dr. Bliss asked as she sipped her cup of tea.

"Don't really spend much time with my parents, they are both workaholics who run an antique shop downtown." Janna responded nonchalantly. "I don't get home until dinner time. My friends and I spend every day after school together doing stuff and we spend the weekends together. That is we used to hang out until..."

"You don't have to mention it if you don't want to." Dr. Bliss said in a caring voice. "As I said before this isn't an interrogation."

"I might as well tell you since you'll probably figure it out eventually." Janna let out a frustrated sigh. "Oskar, Ferguson, Alfonzo, and I used to live our lives by this." Janna reached over to where her backpack was and pulled out a slim notebook with a red cover. She handed it over to Dr. Bliss who accepted it and looked at it curiously.

The cover of the notebook read.

Marcos guide to maximizing fun and productivity

"He had our entire week planned out perfectly." Janna said as she turned back to her lego creation. "On school days we would quickly finish our homework in the school library and then depending on the day we would do numerous activities. Weekends were always the best. Fridays we would finish our weekend homework as usual in the library, then we would all go to Marcos house just have fun. Spend the whole weekend just...enjoying life. Now I wonder if we'll ever get to do that again..." Janna looked up at the clock and saw that a great deal of time had flown by and her time with the doctor was up. "Looks like times up doc."

"Indeed it is." Dr. Bliss said as she looked at the clock. "I would love to continue this but I still need to meet with several of your classmates before the day is over."

Janna quickly gathered up her things and headed towards the door but not before turning to the doctor one last time.

"Bit of advice for you doc, if you think I need therapy...you haven't seen anything until you've met Ferguson and Oskar."

"Do you think so lowly of your friends?"

"They are my friends, I love them like brothers." Janna said as she looked back at the doctor. "But that doesn't mean they aren't freaks. Oskar is an artistic lunatic, Alfonzo is the king of all nerds, and Ferguson is a self-deluded maniac who fancies himself to be a playboy when the truth is he couldn't fuck his way out of a wet dream. I wish I could see what your sessions with them will be like."


"Foul Beast!' Artoria yelled as she backed away from the monster in front of her. The halls of the palace ran red with the blood of her soldiers as she fought a losing battle against the monster that had appeared from the depths of the morgue. All around her broken bodies and torn suits of armor lay on the ground, the signs of a massacre.

Artoria raised her blade in time to stop the monster's claws from rending her flesh. She couldn't help but marvel at the beast before her. It was definitely female judging by its lithe feminine form but it was also a macabre spectacle. Its skin was a pale sickly white, its limbs were long and thin with very little muscle mass suggesting it was malnourished. Each of its arms ended with large claws. The most disturbing part to Artoria was its resemblance to a Mewman, it was as if someone had taken a mewman royal and corrupted it. Its thin face had thin features but what stood out to Artoria most were the glowing red clubs adorning the monsters cheeks suggesting it had royal blood in it.

'Mewman or not she will die by my blade.'Artoria thought as she lunged forward with a counterattack. The creature deftly swatted away her blade and attempted to counterattack with a swipe of its massive claws. Seeing no time to block Artoria instead ducked under the swipe and backed away from the creature before it could deliver a followup attack."Is that the best you've got? I've fought mudcrab's fiercer than you!" She declared as she used her free hand to pull out a caster pistol from her belt and fired a shot at the monster. Blinding light filled the room and magical fire engulfed the monster and the force of the explosion helped Artoria put even more distance between herself and the creature as it pushed her further away.

Despite the force of the shot, the monster emerged from the flames without so much as an indicator of damage upon its terrible form.

"Not bad, but I will still prevail over you!" It was a bluff, in truth she had never faced an opponent like this. She was a member of the venerable Mcknight family, one of the oldest noble families in all of Mewni. It was the Mcknights who created the very foundations of chivalry and knighthood. Her family provided the crown with the most professional soldiers in the kingdom. Artoria was destined from birth to serve the Butterfly family, as there had always been a Mcknight serving in the royal guard since the guard had been formed. Her entire life she had spent training in numerous forms of combat in preparation for serving the royal family. Mastering sword, bow, lance, horsemanship, and all manner of caster and advanced technomancy arms. Yet this monstrous opponent overcame it all.

Artoria summoned her magical energy from within her body and felt it envelop her. She preferred to prevail over her enemies through the strength of arms, however as the daughter of a noble family with a bloodline linked directly to the royal family she could call upon magic better than most mewmans. Blue magic surrounded her form as two new sets of arms emerged from her sides an a pair of large steel colored butterfly-like wing emerged from her back.

'I can't keep fighting her here.' Artoria thought as she gazed around the area. The halls of the royal citadel were not an ideal place for a battle of magic. There wasn't enough space to use powerful magic without getting hit by one's own spell and she dare not cause damage to the residence of the royal family.

Magic gathered in Artoria's hands as she began summoning the magical energy within her body. The monster across from her charged at her with reckless abandon which brought a smile to Artorias lips.

'Perfect.' She thought as the best charged her. Magic rippled outward from her body and engulfed the two of them in bright light. When the light faded they were no longer in the halls of the royal palace but instead in an open green field right outside of the capital city. The capitals walls could be seen from their location but they were far away enough that no innocent bystanders would get hurt. The monster shifted its gaze to its new surroundings before letting out a roar of anger and charged at Artoria once more.

Artoria used her wings to fly up in the air away from the creatures grasp. She hovered above the beast and used one of her free hands to grab a communication crystal from her belt and held it up to her mouth.

"This is Royal commander Artoria Mcknight calling all units. We have a rampaging monster south of the capital. I want all units to converge on my location, that includes army units, knights, titans, and airships. All guards and units from the second legion are to remain in the capital and put it on lockdown." Once her orders were confirmed she shifted her gaze to the monster below her who roared angrily at the flying knight.

"In about five minutes you will feel the full might of Mewni's army." Artoria declared. "While I'm tempted to fight you myself I can't allow the risk of a creature like you running free if I were to be defeated. So I think we will simply wait here until the army arrives.

Much to her surprise, the monster let out a scream of pain as black tendrils erupted from the creatures back. They shifted and formed into a pair of black demonic wings. Before Artoria could bring up her defense the creature shot up at her land slashed her across the chest followed up by a swipe from the creature's tail that sent Artoria crashing to the ground below.

Artoria let out a scream of pain and frustration. She summoned magic from within herself and felt the healing magic course through her mending her wounds. She picked herself up and prepared her weapons as she gazed at the flying form of the monster above her. With a chuckle, she realized that in a matter of seconds the positions had switched.

"Looks like I get to fight you myself after all. Five minutes until the army arrives...I wonder if I can beat you before that?"


Meanwhile with Star and Marco

Just kidding there is no Star and Marco POV...Please put away the torches and pitchforks as I explain.

Authors note

There is no pov for Star and Marco or anyone else, this is my very shortest chapter ever at a mere 6000 words. There was no way to add other segments to this chapter without making the flow weird. I have a Star and Marco section already written that was supposed to be in this chapter but it would have left you all on a terrible cliffhanger, so I'm saving that for the next chapter when it eventually comes out. So my choices were wait a long time and release a crazy long chapter that flowed like crap or release a smaller one to help satiate you guys for a little bit. I chose the latter. I have another reason for this which will be explained below.

I understand its been a long wait between updates so I will explain my reasons.

1. I write for enjoyment If I'm not enjoying writing something there's no point in me doing it. I'm not getting paid nor do I have infinite free time. Also, I feel that when I write something I don't enjoy writing the quality suffers which would mean you guys probably wouldn't enjoy what I've written.

2. I have a full-time job which is exhausting and makes me want to spend my free time resting.

3. Inspiration is sort of dead for this story.

4. I want to wait until the last season of the show finishes. The final season is coming out soon and I would like to wait until it ends before making any lore intensive changes in my story. I barely managed to bring Meterora back without doing a complete retcon. Also hopefully a new season of the show will inspire me again. I was comfotrable releasing this chapter only because nothing in it happens that would be effected by the shopw. This chapter was pure setup whether it be the setupo for Moons meeting with marcos parents, Jannas character development or the battle on Mewni. This chaopter was setup while the next will be Star and Marco focused with some action from this chapters setups.

With that, the story is on hold. I might write a few other things. Recently an anime/Light novel series by the name of overlord has sparked my interest so I might write a fanfiction about that, the Overlord fanfiction section is even smaller than the Star vs one...

Anyway, that's enough from me. I'll see you all later. Hopefully, the next season of Star vs will be a good one.

Also I have no idea whats going on in my review section, all the arguements about stuff people talking about the ant man movies and thanos...I dont mind if you argue in my review section but try to keep it civil and about Star vs the forces of evil at least.