Norman Whitesmith here with another nonsense story. This is just plain random and hopefully you find it silly. Please leave a review. Without further ado, Chapter 1. (edit: The story title was changed from "Luigi's Wacky Adventure" to what it currently is.)

Chapter 1: Strapped to a Table

The Mushroom Kingdom. Located on the planet Arret in a Galaxy far away. However this doesn't take place long ago as flying space ships long ago is plain preposterous and anybody who thinks of such things should be sent to the asylum. Ahem... but anyways, the Mushroom Kingdom is a melting pot for many races of people to get along with and is very peaceful. The said Kingdom is ruled by a benevolent princess by the name of Peach, who is also single. But as all single rulers have to deal with, Peach constantly gets kidnapped by a giant turtle-ox monster who wants to marry her for whatever reason. But either way, a kingdom can't function without a ruler, especially one as well loved by her, so a hero is needed to rescue her. Unfortunately, majority of the residents in the Mushroom Kingdom are a species called "Toads", which are small mushroom-like beings that are really useless for fighting and are only really good at making annoying noises. However, there is one qualified for the job of saving her.

Ecce, Mario, an Italian man from Earth who ended up in the kingdom by accidentally falling down a giant drain pipe and incidentally rolling out in Arret somehow, at unbelievable speeds and hitting the gigantic turtle monster away as he rolled, coming to a stop in front of the grateful princess and her fairly useless toad retainer. Mario was a chubby Italian-American man who had a surprisingly large appetite for pasta, as he couldn't resist the stereotype, and was surprisingly fit for the overall size of his rather massive gut. It was from that day that Mario was unofficially employed as her protector, being payed with nothing but the occasional cake, which was the only food Mario liked more that pasta. Mario had no reason to go back to Earth where there were taxes and his overdue library book on creating sock puppets needed to be payed for, so he built a humble house and stayed, very quickly getting the love and trust from everyone who met him.

Whenever Mario heard the princess calling for help, he instantly rushes over to Bowser's castle and begins to fight the monster to bring his beloved back. In a typical fight, you can see Mario throwing punches at the Turtle King and... Wait... did his shadow just move? No, I'm not kidding, I seriously just saw his shadow move out of synch with Mario and deliver a punch to Bowser by itself. Wait, the shadow just got hit by Bowser and is recoiling in pain. Is it just me, or is the shadow... like a taller green version of Mario that is thin? Oh yes, Luigi, Mario's younger twin brother was also there. Luigi was also the one to hit Bowser in the first place when arriving on Arret, but due to his rather shy and quiet nature, the story was eventually shifted over time to where Mario got the credit for doing it. Luigi was mostly there in Mario's adventures, but was constantly forgotten, even in plain sight, and was just dismissed as Mario's shadow. Heck, I'm the freaking narrator and am the one creating and writing this, and even I forgot about him!

But how did this happen. Did he anger a wizard back on Earth to where he got a spell cast on him that made him perpetually forgotten? No, Earth doesn't really have wizards... I guess that this all could be attributed to Luigi being Luigi and that is just plain his lot in life. Luigi, even though he knew that the people who did remember him hated him most of the time, he still did everything to his best, even though Mario usually unintentionally got the credit for it. Mario didn't really mean to, but it just happened and it couldn't be helped or stopped. Luigi overall, was but a clumsey 24 year old man that seemed to be scared of everything and was little more than a shadow.

But he did get his moments to shine. Luigi had to rescue the great infallible Mario twice from being trapped in a painting. Although these deeds were never heard of outside of Evershade valley, Luigi still felt a bit of pride that he did something right for once. And even more exciting, when Mario decided to go with the princess to an exotic tourist island, he decided to bring Luigi with him that time! Of course things went wrong, as there was no way they couldn't with a hot and single princess pretty much a sitting duck for any ancient evil to conveniently revive while she was there and snatch her away. But Luigi discovered he had power in the dream world. He could manipulate the dream world with surprising ease due to his sleep patterns being close to that of an ancient pillow-like race, thus making him invaluable to rescuing the princess.

Though he was the one who caused the ancient evil to revive, most people just ignored that fact, if they could even remember. Luigi was proud that he was invaluable and that he did hold such a great power in the dream world and in his sleep continued to master using the Luiginoids, though they couldn't be used in the waking world and he'd probably never have another dream adventure again. Luigi wished he had his Luiginary powers in real life, but unfortunately that was one of his wishes that was never meant to come true... or was it?

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"Can you please remind me why we are doing this again?" asked Luigi, shivering from the cold metal table touching his exposed skin.

"Because I think I found a way to use your Luiginoids in real life, so I'm using this beam to attempt to clone you like you clone in the dream world, thus creating a real life Luiginoid," replied Professor E. Gadd, a senile old man Luigi met when rescuing Mario that was either very brilliant or very insane, both options being very likely.

Luigi was currently strapped to a metal table in nothing but his neon green underpants, with a giant laser waiting to be activated and pointing directly at Luigi. To say he was terrified would be an understatement. The professor, however, was poised at the top of the laser with a wrench in hand and making some last minute adjustments to his creation.

"But do I have to sit here in my underwear? I'm getting cold!"

"Oh hold your horses, my boy! You're only in your underwear so your clothes don't interfere or create complications. I'm just making a last adjustment... and I'm done! Get ready to make history, Sonny!" cried the professor as he threw down his wrench and pulled the overly large switch, but of course as he made a manaical cackle.

Luigi watched as angry red electricity charged up on the tip of the beam, the red getting stronger as more energy compiled, and time seemed to slow down as the energy shot itself at him. He was only 24. So young to die. So many things he didn't get to do. Oh no, he forgot to lock the front door that morning and left the coffee maker on! No! But it was too late to do anything as the energy finally reached him and entered his chest. Luigi tensed up in pain as the pure energy rattled around inside of him and it felt as if he were being split apart. But as suddenly as the pain began, it stopped. Luigi breathed heavily, happy he was alive, and quickly looked around, searching for his clone, but finding none. He felt completely normal except for a weird tingling feeling in his arms and some mild discomfort in his shoulders... wait his arms. Luigi quickly rubbed his hands over his arms, finding them to be completely normal, much to his relief.

"So Luigi, did it work?" asked the professor as he climbed down from the laser, but pausing when he saw Luigi and gained a disturbed look to his face.

Luigi completely ignored this and talked. "Unfortunately no, but my arms do feel a little tingly," said Luigi, stretching his arms out in front of him for the professor to see, but then paused.

His arms were tied down with restraints during the blast. But he could still feel the restraints on his wrists, though his arms in front of him didn't have restraints on them at all. What the? Luigi slowly looked down and screamed at what he saw. His arms were still tied down, but he also had a pair in front of him. He had grown two extra arms. Luigi's continuous scream echoed through Arret, causing Mario to look up from his pasta that he was eating in the castle.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? HOW CAN I SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC?" Luigi screamed as he grabbed the professor's collar with his two new arms and dragged him closer.

"Looks like the cloning process only partially worked and only your arms split," said the professor quietly as he chuckled sheepishly, "But hey! On the bright side, you can become the best piano player around!" The professor untied Luigi's arm restraints and let him get off the table.

Luigi could only stare at the new limbs that were identical to the last, down to the very scars that covered them. He wanted to cry, but in its own respect, Luigi found this very cool and would check his arms out more if he wasn't panicking, making use of the new limbs by both clasping his head and running his hands down his cheeks in worry at the same time. What would Mario think? He didn't want to be a freak of a brother! The public would finally recognize him at least, but for all the wrong reasons.

"Well, you did say that Luiginoids disappeared after awhile, so maybe sleep it off? There's a cot in the corner of you want to try that."

Luigi slowly made his way over to the cot, hoping that this would be gone when he woke up. Luigi used his carefully honed skills to sleep as soon as he laid his head on the pillow and covered up. Little did he know how big his problems were about to get.

I hoped you liked that. This is another silly short story that will probably only be about ten chapters. The back story is a mix of game cannon and what happened in the Super Show. If you watch the intro, it was Luigi who hit Bowser and knocked him away, which I found interesting, though I was cringing too hard to see much else, as the Super Show is ultimate cancer in its purest form. I hope you enjoyed this and Happy summer. And if you liked this, please click on my profile and check out my other stories: Kitsune Curse, King L, Nightmare Egg, If He Failed, and Adored By All. I have nothing else to say, so Norm out. And remember to always kill someone you're in an argument with. After all, it's easier than resolving things with them.