Hello! This first chapter is going to be people arriving and getting goodie bags. The fun and games will start in the next chapter. Be aware of strong language and possibly sexual scenes in this fic. There is Klaine slash… I'm not apologizing. I don't own anyone here! Peace!

Rachel decides everyone needs something to cool them off. She and Finn have just become intimate, knowing they are meant for one another. Puck is having some weird relationship distance from Quinn, who seems to have things maybe not too clear. Kurt is highly jealous of a new Warbler who may or may not be trying to steal Blaine away, but Klaine has also gotten intimate. Santana might get outed from a new campaign, and she's in love with the next most likely class president Brittany, who isn't sure whether or not they're dating. Tina is with Mike, supporting him in all he does. Mercedes is trying to come out a leader and Artie has just directed the school musical West Side Story. Rory is the new kid, still trying to break out of his shell, and Sugar… well no one likes her. She's mean, cruel and talentless – and then blames it all on Asperger's (which is self-diagnosed, by the way). This Friday marks a three-day weekend.

After explaining that the only rule will be NO ALCOHOL, Finn, Quinn, Kurt, Mercedes, Blaine, Brittany, Tina, Artie and Rory are on board. Puck agrees after some consideration, and Santana folds when Brittany asks her to join. Mike agrees for Tina, and Sugar agrees… even though she isn't actually invited. Friday around noon, Kurt and Mercedes are at Rachel's house hiding all the alcohol from her dads' liquor cabinet. Rachel opts for the traditional: toilet tanks and hall closet. Mercedes hides alcohol outside. She actually digs up some small patches and buries it in the backyard. Kurt gets a little risky. He grabs some of the more potent bottles of alcohol and hides them in Rachel's (underwear, bras, lingerie) vanity drawers.

"Okay, Mercedes, Kurt. I need to ask you guys something." When she has their attention, she continues, holding up a tray of tied-up goodie bags. "I was going to give everybody these when they got in. What do you think?"

Each of them reaches, but Rachel pulls away. She finds individual bags with each of their names on them. Mercedes rolls her eyes and opens her bag. Inside are a few candy bars, a friendship bracelet with bold red and gold, a coupon for two tickets to Patti Cake$, and a row of condoms. Mercedes' eyes are wide at everything she takes out. Kurt's turn. He opens his bag to find two granola bars, a Big Apple keychain, a coupon for two tickets to see The Glass Castle, and a row of condoms.

"So, what do you think?" Rachel asks nervously.

"Depends on what's in Santana's and Quinn's bags." Kurt shrugs. "I'm sure everyone else'll like them."

A couple minutes later, her doorbell rings. It's two o'clock. She opens the door to Finn, Rory and Artie. She welcomes them and asks them to meet her in the kitchen. Eyebrows raised, they do so and are handed specific goodie bags. Finn barges into his excitedly. Inside, he has several protein bars, a coupon for two tickets to The Hitman's Bodyguard, a microphone keychain, and a row of condoms. Arties has his already opened, looking over the candy bars, camcorder keychain, coupon for two tickets to Ingrid Goes West, and the row of condoms. Rory hesitantly opens his to reveal some candy bars, a four-leaf clover keychain, coupon for two tickets to Logan Lucky, and a row of condoms.

"Thanks, Rache." Finn gives her a quick kiss.

"Yeah, this is cool." Artie admits.

"I've never gone to a party and gotten gifts b'fore. Do I keep 'em?"

"If you want to."

"I like 'em." He grins.

A short time later, everyone is binging on the protein, granola and candy bars. The doorbell rings and Rachel goes to answer. In come Brittany, Santana, Puck, Tina and Mike. Everyone gets a goodie bag once in the kitchen. Everyone gets different candy bars. Brittany gets a unicorn, Santana gets a chili pepper, Puck gets a guitar, Tina gets a set of fangs and Mike gets a dancer's outline on their keychains. Everyone also gets a coupon each for two tickets to several different movies.

Brittany gets the third installment of the British comedy series The Trip to Spain, Santana gets another badlands crime saga film Wind River, Puck gets the Stephen King fantasy adventure The Dark Tower, Tina gets the Robert Pattinson thriller Good Time, and Mike gets Al Gore's return to the big screen in An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power. Of course, as well, everyone gets a row of condoms.

"You gonna let us hook up in your house, Berry?" Santana asks with a smirk.

"I'd rather you didn't." She admits. "But if you do, the only thing I ask is for you to wear protection."

"Alright, Berry."

Santana and Brittany move to sit on the couch in the living room. Tina and Mike join Puck and Finn, also in the living room. Artie and Mercedes join them as they start to sing the song Puck is playing in the living room, on the guitar he brought. Owl City's Meteor Shower. The whole house is singing along when the bell rings again. Rachel runs up to greet Blaine and Quinn. They look paranoid.

"Hey, guys. You okay?"

"Let us in and shut the door."

Quinn demands as Blaine squeezes through. Rachel leaves the door ajar, slowly closing it. Just before it hits the doorframe, it's pushed open by an unknown force. Rachel is thrown into Quinn, and Sugar struts inside. Rachel groans upon realization and leads them into the kitchen for their goodie bags. Blaine walks over and gives Kurt a hug before digging into his goodie bag. He gets a friendship bracelet with navy blue and bold red that reminds him of Dalton Academy. He also gets a few protein bars, a coupon for two tickets to Patti Cake$, and a row of condoms. He eyes Kurt, who rolls his eyes and kisses Blaine quickly. Kurt disappears into the living room with Blaine on his heels.

"Thanks, Rachel!"

"Oh, I hope they use protection." She mutters under her breath.

Quinn looks inside her goodie bag. She finds a coupon for two tickets to Good Time, a heart-shaped keychain, a pack of candy cigarettes, and a row of condoms.

"Candy cigarettes?"

"We both know you haven't quit." Rachel points out. "But no smoking at my party. So, the candy ones will have to do."

Sugar seems dissatisfied at the contents of her goodie bag. She has a star-shaped keychain, a few caramel apple lollies (the ones that make your mouth clamp up), a coupon for two tickets to Detroit, and a single condom. She groans and stomps into the living room as the song ends. Rachel comes up to the side, holding out the door that leads to her basement.

"Alright, who's ready to play Truth or Dare?"

Everyone jumps up at the call, following her to the basement for some sleepover fun.

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