Dan is a nobody, bottom of the social ladder, bullied constantly by the football team. Phil is the new kid, but he has no trouble fitting in. A phenomenal football player with stunning good looks, that's never been an issue. So Dan thinks it must be some sick joke when Phil is his locker neighbor for the year. But will an unlikely relationship blossom? eventual phan (obvi). hs au.

Dan has a nightmare so he crawls into Phil's bed while sobbing. Phil calms him, then they make out and fall asleep

Dan comes home very drunk one night after hanging out with friends. In his drunken state, he confesses his feelings to Phil, who just so happens to feel the same way. They resolve to talk about it in the morning, when Dan isn't so out of it. But when Dan wakes up, he has no memory of the night before... eventual phan. oneshot.

10 years ago, Arnold made the rash decision to go look for his parents in the jungles of San Lorenzo, but all he found was disappointment. Now back in Hillwood, he must confront all the people he left behind, the hardest one being the person he missed the most, the great love of his life, and the one he let get away. AXH. "Helga?" "Actually, I go by Geraldine. And you are?"

Dan's filming his annual Internet Support Group when he comes across an interesting email: a girl talking about how she's afraid of her friends dying. Then Dan gets to thinking about what would happen if Phil died.. eventual phan. oneshot.

Just a normal day for Robbie until snow cakes the ground and a snowman building competition sets off causing a lot of trouble for robbie when he gets injured. Get ready Robbie Rotten because no pain no game.

Dan finally decides to tell Phil how he feels in a note that he leaves in his cereal box, where he is sure Phil will find it. eventual phan. oneshot.

Dan and Phil have finally started dating and are blissfuly happy. But what will happen next?

Dan and Phil are in the middle of an ongoing argument on wether or not to go public with their relationship. But when Dan is doing his usual Tuesday night liveshow, he accidentally leaves it running. What will be revealed? phan. oneshot. (phil is a bit ooc as he is more angry and swears and I know our little smol bean isn't like that :).

Dan is trans, he's a guy but he doesn't dare to tell anyone and it's eating him up on the inside. His family is extremely religious and promotes gender stereotypes. So when one day Dan gets lost in his thoughts and a student asks his name he answers with Dan. Now he is on the mission to make sure this Phil Molester or whatever doesn't tell anyone transman! Bi!Dan,gay!Phil high

Dan and Phil meet two girls in a bar and decide to go on a double date with them. But it might not be the kind of double date they have in mind... eventual phan. oneshot.

It starts out innocent enough. However, when the Dan and Phil meet at a local coffee shop they fall madly in love. Maybe one day they'll be together.

Dan and Phil are in love, but neither of them know the truth. Phil keeps having dreams that are causing him to lose sleep and Dan is worried.

Phil can't sleep, so he goes into Dan's room. It's super awkward.

Dan sends a tweet that he never expects amazingphil to answer... until he does. One-shot phanfic about how Dan and Phil met (most of it isn't canonically accurate, but whatever). Not much PDA, since it was my English project. (Not super romance-y)

Imagine Phil and Dan react to the first Phil is not on fire! What would they do. What would they say. And how any fangirls would die. Let's find out...

Dan and Phil go trick or treating together

Dan and Phil are meeting for the first time. And it's the most fun Dan Howell has ever had. All fluff

Parenting is easy right...hell no especially for Dan and Phil who find a baby outside their door. Through confusion and frustration they have to raise their new child. If parenting is hard then these two make it almost impossible, they argue fight and clash. Some people just aren't meant to be parents. Will they ever know what they're doing?

Phil is a pureblood vampire. Dan is... well, Dan. As the two move through their YouTube careers, the duo tries to decide how to handle these simple facts.

All it took was a wink, several accidents and a bus ride home to get Dan and Phil to finally talk. Phan, KickTheStickz, Pj X Chris, Fantastic Foursome?

(based on a prompt) After filming the new PINOF, Dan takes it on himself to edit the whole video. Who will win, him or the sleepiness? Phil watches with amusement and disbelief for what his boyfriend is capable of doing to reach his goal. (mostly domestic sleepy fluff :)

Dan and Phil decide to watch a horror. Both boys know it's not a good idea, but at least they have a chance to find out who's gonna come and cuddle to whose bedroom first, right? Fluff :)

Phil has been a vampire for a few months, and goes to get bags of blood whenever Dan's doing something so as not to be found out. One day, Dan sees Phil leave and follows him to find that Phil was attacked by a gang.

Phil has been having a lot of stomach aches recently and Dan is a little worried about his best friend. [Platonic phan]

Dan asked a questions that he's afraid to learn the answer to. It just so happens that Phil's answer may change everything. Phan [EDIT: Formatting issues fixed, thanks to the guest who pointed it out!]

He hurries back to their flat, as fast as he can. Somebody was going to jump and there was no way to be sure, but it may as well be his flatmate. Running home, he contemplates the possibility of losing it all in one night and wonders if his feelings have been bottled up inside for too long. Will he ever see his best friend again? Phan

(Collab with Strawberry4life) Dan finds an old Ouija board, he brings it home just so he and Phil can test it out. When something goes wrong, and Phil starts exhibiting some strange behavior. Slowly, it starts getting harder to determine just whats real, and what isn't.

Dan had always thought that stars and humans were alike in many ways — after all, he'd seen his best friend Phil shine just as bright as one. "I have so many questions and so little answers." —Phan, present universe

Summary: Dan wants to cuddle with Phil in bed so he uses the excuse of his fear of darkness to make Phil let him in. Soon emotions are released and true feelings are set free

"I knew I should've pulled him aside and demand answers to that question but I didn't want to make things tense between us. I could already feel our bond threatening to snap as it is and I couldn't bear losing Phil, not when I've found the one person my whole being was made for." - Phan. Phil's been acting weird. Will Dan find out why?

Dan notices everything about Phil, especially when he looks broken. Dan fixes him with bubble baths and cuddles, chinese food and kisses.

PHANCEST WARNING RIGHT NOW. Summary: Dan and Phil are brothers. They're camping with their family when Dan has a wet dream about Phil. Phil helps him out and in the end he takes Dan's virginity, and makes him cum two times in one night. Warning: Incest, smut, wet dreams. Just all the good stuff ;)

PHAN ONE SHOT! Contains: Fluff, sickness. Phil gets seasick on the way to a radio event. Dan help him. danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Phan.

PHAN ONE SHOT! Contains: Fluff, smut. Dan and Phil have to go on a camping trip with their school, but Dan forgets his tent and has to share with Phil. Phil asks Dan on a late night swim and things happens. In the middle of the night Dan really need to use the toilet, but is too scared to go on his own so he has to ask Phil for help. danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Phan.

Phil gets bored with Dan and tackles him to the floor and confessions are made. Phan (DanxPhil) This is my first ever Phan FanFiction so I'm sorry if I get anything wrong. 1/1

Phil accidentally deletes Dan's game, and Dan goes mad at him, but soon realises his mistake.

In which Dan steals Phil's straighter and a "fight to the death" unfolds. FLUFF OH MY GOD. Phan, tickle!fic hells yeah. Drabble

Phil doesn't approve of strange men flirting with his beautiful boyfriend Dan, and his protective-boyfriend instincts somehow get him into a bar fight! Fluff! (Rated T for a little language, a teeny bit of violence, and a smidgen of crying)

Yes yes I know, I hate the title too. Anyways, this is a story of Dan and Phil's adventures in their third year of high school. Maybe phan, maybe not. I dunno, just read if you feel so inclined:) Set in London but seeing as I'm an ignorant American I probably got a lot of the terminology wrong. Please don't eat me! Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire (I don't own them... le DUH) :D

Mike and Blaine are lost, just looking for a place to get help. They come across a house with the owners being Tina Cohen-Chang and Kurt Hummel. When they enter they are treated with kindness and hospitality. But theres a big part of the story there missing, and they find their stay extended by force and their impending doom. Vampire!Kurt Vampire!Tina Klaine and Tike

It was at that moment, Perry saw Doofenshmirtz not as the weak imbecile who cursed him every time a battle was lost, but a very forceful, powerful, passionate man. Perryshmirtz. SLASH. Rated M. Co-Written by Meoata. One-shot.

Dan is on his way to North Finchley on the bus when a beautiful blue eyed stranger appears and sits next to him... PHAN! pairing: danisnotonfire and Amazing Phil ;P go to my tumblr for the rest of the story: chocolottie999. tumblr .com

It's that time of year again, Christmas. Dan's been avoiding Phil after finding everything the older male does extremely irresistible. When Dan accidently sends a text message to the wrong person, his whole secret gets revealed to the person he fears the most. AmazingPhil x Danisnotonfire / Phil Lester x Dan Howell

Wilson will do anything for House's forgivness... What will happen when House asks him to pretend they are a couple? STRONG WILSON/HOUSE FRIENDSHIP. Pre-slash :D

House wants to make a prank on an old med school classmate, but to do so, he needs Wilson. Pre-slash House/Wilson mentions Wilson/Sam. in season 6. No House/Cuddy!

Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!

"You wanna tell people about us? Go ahead. But don't come crying to me when the kids on the playground start pouring sand down your pants." H/W established ship

In which House hates Cuddy, Charlize Theron is briefly mentioned, and Wilson gets his feelings hurt. A simple phone conversation between House and Wilson.

House is dealing with some issues and Wilson, being the friend he is, tries to help. Eventual slash.

Everyone knows Dr. House, the uncaring, Vicodin-popping, diagnostician that everyone hates. The tables are turning, however. Wilson is in the hospital after a violent collision. Another House begins to emerge after the wreck, one who cares. House/Wilson.

House calls Wilson a lot of things. Wilson thinks he knows what they all mean. Surprise! House/Wilson, though there is no boy-on-boy action. Come on, I have to ease myself into these things, or else I'll get a cramp. Read and review--I'll love you forever

After his latest breakup, Wilson asks House if he can sleep on his couch. House wants the do-over to be permanent. Devious House & Clueless Wilson. Hitchcock. Ties. Blow dryers. Birthdays. Who can ask for more? A 1960's Bro-mantic comedy. Enjoy!

House stalks the halls of PPTH looking for Wilson. Wilson hides. Why?

Set during/after 'Merry Little Christmas'. An accompanying scene. What happened before Wilson found House, and what went through the Maverick doctor's mind after his friend left him alone? IMPLIED SLASH

When a blizzard hits Hillwood, Arnold and Helga find themselves trapped in the library. What starts out as a dream come true for Helga quickly evolves into a life or death situation as the two try to find a way to survive the frigid cold.

In which Wilson screws up, Cameron pressumes, and House, despite much scowling and protests to the contrary, kinda “does” pets.

Just how screwed up is the friendship that House and Wilson share? This is a series of one shots, lookig into the relationship and seeing just how much the pair care for each other. First House Fic, but I hope it's enjoyable. Rated to be safe.

House settles a bet about Wilson, and winds up with dinner plans in the process. HouseWilson slash, fluff.

House hates Wilson’s ties and decides to introduce one of them to a tie eater.

AU Season 4. When Michael's lack of care leads to Jackie kissing the tiny cheese guy, Todd, it is Hyde that catches her in the act. The reactions of those involved lead to surprises for all concerned, in a tale of love, betrayal, and cheese!

House and Wilson go Christmas shopping and meet a little boy. SongficThe Christmas Shoes by Newsong.

Slash, SethRyan. Seth forgets his iPod, and requires entertainment.

SLASH SETHRYAN. Will Ryan ever learn to love and if he achieves this will he be able to keep it? Read and Review. COMPLETED