"No. No!"

"But-"

"That's it. Just stop."

"Leon, I hardly think-"

"Arthur, for the love of all the gods, please, just stop."

…

"Thank you. Now turn it off and get out. We're switching places. We're going back home where Merlin can try to teach you how to drive. I may be immortal, but I hate healing after mortal injuries. It itches and I'm too old for this shit."

A little bit of crack to start the year off right. ;)

Merlin belongs to Shine and the BBC.