So...I know I promised no more new stories but...
(*insert excuse here*)
I promise this is just a one-chapter story and I swear on the Styx I will update all my other stories after this before I post on this one again.
I don't own anything in the Ricky-verse
1. Do not ask why Nico, Percy, Jason, or Annabeth are walking into the woods alone. Especially if it's Nico.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Nico turned to face the camp's newest camper, who was very much unaware that Nico was a head counselor and the son of Hades.. "Going to do stuff. Why?"
"You're going into the woods. Alone."
"So?"
"You'll get killed or something. And..isn't it against the camp rules?"
Nico snapped his fingers and a skeleton clambered out of the earth. "Not alone anymore, am I?"
He proceeded to walk into the woods with the camper staring after him in shock.
2. Do not question Nico and that Happy Meals.
"Uh...ok, so one last question: What's with the Happy Meal he was carrying?"
The camper was very confused by Percy rolling around on the floor of the Arena laughing.
3. Beware the dog poop in the arena.
Percy wasn't laughing so much after he rolled into a pile of his dog's poop. Nico, who'd returned from the woods by then, was doing the laughing as Percy ran off to go wash the stink off.
4. Do not paint the Iris Cabin black or the Hades Cabin rainbow.
It was a calm day at Camp. Until an odd mix of demigods (all the Hades and Hecate campers, along with several skeleton warriors) came knocking at the door of the Hermes cabin.
The Apollo cabin was not amused.
5. Do not let the Poseidon Cabin see you eating anything related to seafood.
The camp "special dinner" that night featured a large plate of grilled fish.
Everyone at camp attended except the Poseidon Cabin, which was filled with Tyson's crying about "the poor fishies" and Percy ranting at the rest of the camp.
6. Do not challenge Percy, Nico, or Jason to a swordfight. Especially if the last meal involved seafood (Percy), the fight is in the vicinity of water (Percy), it's getting late (Nico), there's a good breeze (Jason), or the one you're fighting has been getting rather skittish. Unless you like losing in the first 5 minutes.
Self-explanatory.
7. The first 2 cots in the infirmary are reserved for Percy and Nico.
The Apollo cabin was ready to go on strike by the time the end of summer rolled around. Grand count: Percy (every other week or so over the course of the summer), Nico (every few days since he kept shadow-traveling, even on Will's orders-his excuse was that he had to take care of business in the Underworld even though everyone knew he was just going to McDonald's)
8. Do not insult McDonald's in front of Nico.
Unless you want skeletons and zombies to start running after you.
9. Do not try to play water-based pranks on Percy.
"ready? Conner whispered, as he and Travis stood on either side of Percy's bunk.
"one.." Travis grinned.
"Two.." Conner hefted up the water bucket.
"THREE!" They both shouted as they emptied the water over Percy...
...Which did nothing but retaliate back at the Sons of Hermes, leaving them soaked.
Percy barely stirred.
10. Don't call anyone inthe Athena Cabin a "dumb blonde". Especially Annabeth.
On a lovely mid-October day, a rare sight was seen: The entire Athena cabin, gearing up for war. Witnesses report hearing cries of, "He'll pay for calling us dumb!" "Stupid mortal boy!" and "Never insult a child of Athena!".
The only thing that kept them from storming Goode Highschool was the fact that none of them could drive or knew where the insultor lived.
Hoped you enjoyed! Please leave a review =, thanks. I might update if I get enough ideas/reviews, but don't expect too much...