Hello! So, this is gonna be a fanfic of a whole bunch of weird situations that the 7 and others get themselves into after the giant war. Each short story is going to be anywhere from 1 to 3 chapters. Occasionally more. I will be updating whenever I want to/can cuz I have another fanfic and a life people. Some of the ideas in this fanfic come from headcanons, which I have recently become obsessed with. Chapter 15 in my other fanfic, Wizards and Demigods (Percy Jackson and Harry Potter crossover)*, is basically just a whole bunch of headcanons. Go read that if you want. Or not. :)

Percy's POV

"Ok guys, our first video is posting in 5,4,3,2,1, NOW!" Jason said. He had come up with the idea that me, Jason, and Leo should create a youtube channel called Sassgods**. Their first video was them introducing themselves and pouring milk onto each other's heads. Normal.

"So, what do we do now?" I asked.

"Wait?" Jason suggested.

They looked at each other.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHA...WAIT...OH GODS.." Jason said.

"YEAH RIGHT," Leo said loudly.

"No but really, what do you want to do?" I asked.

"Dunno," Jason said. "Maybe go out for chicken nuggets?"

"Mmm..." Leo said.

"You read my mind," I said.

~5 years later, Percy and Jason have millions of subs and are really popular~

Random 15-year-old girl's POV

"Hey Melisa," I yelled.

"Yeah Kelsy?" Melisa yelled back.

"Come check this out," I called. "The Sassgods just posted a new video."

"OMG IM COMING NOW!" Melisa screamed. She had a huge crush on Percy.

"Wassup Peeps!" Percy said. (Italics means it's in the video btw) "I'm Percy,"

"And I'm Jason," Jason said.

"And I'm Leo," Leo said.

"And welcome back to our YouTube Channel!" They said in unison.

"We recently received a suggestion for our channel," Leo said. "And, as you know, we accept ALL suggestions."

"It's from...Cool_Fairy337." Jason said.

"Hi Cool_Fairy337," Percy said.

"They say that I should give a makeup tutorial," Leo said. "All right, which one of you boys will volunteer to be my...victim*ahem*subject?"

"Not it!" Percy and Jason said at the same time.

"Hmm..." Leo said. "Here, take these eggs. One of them is hardboiled, one is not." Leo pulled two eggs out of his bag and tossed them into the air.

Percy and Jason caught them with almost in-human reflexes.

Jason frowned. "Leo, why do you have two eggs in your bag?"

"Don't know don't care," Leo said.

"Okay, on three, smash the eggs onto your head," Leo said. "One, THREE!"

"What?!" Percy said at the same time Jason yelled "TWO!" but they both smashed the eggs onto their heads.

"ICK!" Percy said as raw egg dripped down his face. "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"

"We'll be right back..." Jason said.

'One Eternity Later' flashed onto the screen.

Then it cut to Percy sitting in a chair with a blanket wrapped over his shoulders. Leo was holding a pallet of makeup and a brush.

Leo proceeded to do give Percy a makeover, pretending he knew what he was going when he obviously didn't.

"Wait," Melisa said. "Pause it, I'm getting a phone call."

"Okay," I said.

Melisa ran into my bathroom, pulling out her phone.

A few minutes later she ran out yelling "OMG PERCY LEO AND JASON ARE DOING A MEET AND GREET TONIGHT AND YOUR MOM GOT US TICKETS A MONTH AGO AND DIDN'T TELL US SHE'S GONNA BE HERE SOON TO TAKE US!"

"WHAT?!" I yelled. "FOR REAL?"

"DUH!" Melisa said.

I opened my closet as me and my BFF picked out our outfits for the night.

(Don't know why they are doing a meet and greet at night but oh well)

Leo's POV

"I can't believe that we are going to our first meet and greet..." I said. I was in the car with Percy and Jason, driving over to the meet and greet.

"Yeah," Jason said. "Wait, Percy, turn up the radio! I love this song!"

"Okay," Percy said. He turned up the sound and 'Under the Sea' came blasting through the car's speakers.

"Jason!" Percy said, glaring at Jason.

"What?" Jason said with a grin.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw movement on the road ahead. A deer.

I was about to say something when Jason said. "Percy, deer!" He had to shout to be heard over the music.

"Yes, Sweety?*" Percy yelled, turning to look at Jason, but then he saw the deer too. He swerved to avoid it but ended up crashing the car into a ditch.

"YES, SWEETY?!" I yelled. "PERCY, I CAN'T EVEN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh no," Percy said. His face turned pink.

"REALLY?" Jason yelled. "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? FOR GODS SAKE PERCY!"

Nico's POV

"What do you want?" I asked Jason over the phone. He had texted me telling me to come to the side of the road by Clemens Road*** and to bring Jules-Albertes (Sorry if I'm spelling that wrong).

"Um, well, we sort of got into a car crash..." He said.

"And you want me to come to pick you up?" I asked, rolling my eyes.

"Sorry," Jason said. "It's just that we have this thing in half an hour and Leo forgot his tool belt at home and it's a public thing so I can't fly us in and-"

"I'll be there soon," I said and then hung up.

I summoned Jules Albertes and he drove me over to where Jason said they were.

"So, tell me how you got into a car crash again," I asked as we were getting into Jules-Albertes's car.

"Well," Jason started. "We were driving and there was a deer on the road and I said 'Percy, Deer!'"
Percy buried his face in his hands.

"And do you want to tell Nico what you said, Percy?" Jason asked, glaring at Percy.

Percy looked up.

"'Yes, Sweety.'"

*As you can tell by the name, I was falling really creative that day...

**I totally got most of this fanfic from random headcanons. Not just that part. I don't know who made the headcanons but they are amazing. Much better than me..."YES, SWEETY?" AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

***I just made this up, I don't think it actually exists. Sorry if it does and I'm offending you.

Welp. Done with that. That took me way too long...and if you're here from my other fanfic, (Which you're probably not) then yes, this is the thing I said I was working on. Peace out.