HI PEEPS! Quick note about my story, Wizards and Demigods (if you want to skip this part you can):

So, Guest, I'm sorry you don't like my story or the way I write but I am not going to quit just because one person I don't even know decides that they don't like how I write. I agree with TunderNad24, if you hate my story so much then you don't have to review. Oh and if you don't know, I am talking about someone who reviewed one of my stories, I am not talking about all Guests. I am going to copy and paste their review here because I want to say something about it and Guest, if you are reading this, don't leave hate comments on people's stories with no reason's why they are bad. You didn't even say why you hated my writing so much. You just said that it was bad. Anyway, here is what Guest wrote:

This is horrible. Thumbs down!

If you're gonna keep writing things this bad you should do yourself a favour and quit writing. With work like this you'll never get better anyway.

I would like to know why you hate my work so much, Guest. One of the other people who reviewed, Matthew Pompa (thanks for the review Matthew Pompa), left a nice review that did say that there were some grammar errors, which there are, but they were really polite about it and weren't just saying that my story was bad with no explanations as to why. For some reason, the song 'Little Me' by Little Mix just came on, and the lyrics actually kind of match what I'm trying to say. For example, some of the lyrics are 'You've got to speak up, you've got to shout out, and know that right here right now you can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you want to be.' So if anyone is reading this and they feel like no one likes their writing or it is bad then don't give up. Keep working. Keep trying. And stay strong peeps :)

P.S. By the way, Guest, this is not saying that you are a bad person or that I am an amazing writer (I'm just doing what I can), I just wanted to say a few things. I hope you have a nice day Guest.

Name: Why do you want to know?

Age: I'm somewhere in between 1 and 8,946

Grade: 5th. I didn't put my age but I put this. Why? I don't know. Also technically I just finished 5th grade but until September I'm in 5th.

Gender: Girl

Godly parent: Nike

Job in the Glade: Runner

House: Ravenclaw

Faction: Dauntless or Divergent (yes I know Divergent is not a faction)

Favorite ship(s): Elane x Evangeline (The Red Queen), Will x Nico (Percy Jackson), and Jason x Brick (Percy Jackson)

Favorite book(s): Divergent, The Maze Runner, Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Darkest Minds, and The Red Queen.

Favorite song: Chasing Cars-Sleeping at Last (Cover)

Favorite color: Silver

Favorite food: Pasta with marinara sauce

Favorite YouTuber: Gloom

Favorite author: Rick Riordan

Favorite musical: Hamilton, the Cursed Child, and the PJ musical

Favorite movie: Endgame. What? Did you expect me to say the PJ movie? HAHAHAHAHAHA NO.

Friends or people I know that have accounts: @PERCABETHISDABEST and @YawningDragon

Sports I have taken/am taking: Track, Dance, Gymnastics, Swimming, and maybe some more I don't remember...

Status on Stories:

Wizards and Demigods: I'm upstate right now so I won't be updating for a week or so but I'm slowly writing the next chapter.

It couldn't possibly get weirder, oh wait, it did: Chapter 2 is out now! I'm going to update soon-ish.

Poor, poor, Nico: I'm 99% sure I'm not gonna update this cuz it's a one-shot.

Random facts about me that I just wanted to throw in:

I can rap 'Scared of the Dark' from Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse really fast

I love Marvel (a lot, please help) and I can name all of the things it got wrong about Norse Mythology right now but I'm not going to cuz you don't want to read that

I love books, books, and more books

I have seen the Cursed Child twice and I loved it

I hate quarantine

I have read almost every book by Rick Riordan

I love playing Mythomagic

I don't know why I am writing this

Obsessions of mine in no particular order: (I got some of these and the idea for this from the8horcrux's profile)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

the Heroes of Olympus

The Trials of Apollo (Can't wait for The Tower of Nero. Quick note to Rick: IF YOU KILL SOLANGELO OR PERCABETH I'LL KILL YOU RICK)

The Kane Chronicles

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

Hamilton

Marvel/MCU

The Hunger Games

The Darkest Minds

The Red Queen

Books

Dystopian YA

Chocolate ice cream

Billie Eilish

Favorite quotes:

"Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same."-Thanos

"I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail none the less."-Also Thanos

"Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are."-Thor's mom

"I'll come back to you Calypso, I swear it on the River Styx."-Leo Valdez

"When you can do the things I can, and you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."-Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

"I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."-Gamora

"Life is only precious cuz it ends kid."-Mars

"We are Groot."-Groot

"You're not Iron Man, and you're never going to be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony, not even Tony, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did, he was all over the place."-Happy

"It's not about you, it's not even about us. It's about legacy. And what we choose to leave behind."-Tony Stark (Iron Man)

"The thing is, you need the Garlic to infuse the Olive oil, but if there's no garlic and no oil, what are you infusing, the pan?"-Gloom aka. Kassie

Most of the rest of the stuff on here I have copy and pasted from other people's profiles or somewhere else so I am sorry about that.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, besides numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key to the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.

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by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was important!

Things I know about you

1. you are reading this

2. you are human

3. you cant say the letter 'p' without separating your lips

4. you just attempted to do it

6. you are laughing at yourself

7. you have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. you just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. you laugh at this because you are an idiot and every one does it too

10. you are probably going to send/show/post this to others to see if they fall for it

-If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

(LOL that last one made me laugh)

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

18. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream.
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

14. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

15. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

16. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

Actual Labels on Actual Things

2. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (How do I use it then?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (But that's the only time I curl my hair!)

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (*gasp*)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Oh, but I always eat my pizza frozen!)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (I'm seriously concerned, who did this?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (It only contains ONE part though...)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (I'm hoping this was a typo...)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (They prosecute dead bodies????)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (... I am speechless...)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (How, exactly?)

12. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Who would have guessed?)

13. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Again, that's the only time I work on my hair!)

14. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Ah, the shoplifter special!)

15. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Just a suggestion...)

16. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

17. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (What did you think?)

18. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But that would save time!)

Percy Jackson questions:

(the answers are mine, the questions are not)

1. Percabeth or Prachel?

Why is this even a question?

2. Favorite guy character?

Leo or Nico. I can't decide.

3. Favorite girl character?

Hazel or Reyna...again, I can't decide.

4. Favorite god?

Hades or Apollo.

5. Favorite goddess?

Artemis or Nike. I'm really indecisive.

6. Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades?

Hades. Did you not see my answer for question 4?

7. Would you join the hunters?

Yup.

8. Archery or sword fighting?

Archery. I've only tried it like 3 times but I love it.

9. Iris Messaging or Hermes Express?

Iris Message. So much easier. Plus, Iris doesn't ask for rats. *ahem* George and Martha *ahem*

11. Favorite Minor God/Goddess?

Technically Nike is a minor goddess. WHY? I don't know.

12. Favorite book?

Blood of Olympus or Trials of Apollo Book: 4

13. Least favorite?

Sea of Monsters. There was too much going on and it sort of confused me and bored me at the same time. Sorry Rick.

14. Would you like to live year-round at Camp Half-Blood, or just in the summer?

I would probably do it like, 1 year year-round, next year just the summer.

17. Who would be your parent?

Nike. Or maybe Apollo...

18. Favorite minor character?

Silena. I feel sorry for her...

19. Ethan or Luke?

Luke. HE WAS A HERO.

20. Favorite monster?

Mrs. O' Leary. I want her.

21. Camp Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter?

CHB! Camp Jupiter is great but too strict for me. Also, CHB just sounds more fun.

Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

If you have too many of these 'copy and paste this onto your profile' thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

You Know You're a Writer When:

You often imagine your books becoming movies. Yep.
You spell-check your friends. Definitely...
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. Uh yeah kinda
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. All the time. With HW too...
Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better...OK, this is totally me.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. Um...let's just go to the next one...heh...heh...heh...
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. I have this problem where I sometimes write 'the' as 'teh'. Actually that happens a LOT.
If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. Oh, yeah.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. I'm not even kidding this is me.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. I usually just sit there for like 5 minutes trying to find a good word to describe something.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. I haven't ended a fanfic yet so idk but maybe...
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. I will literally sit in my room trying to imagine a better ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. YES. I don't have ADHD but sometimes I can be REALLY hyper.
You dream of new stories. I have 1..2..3...okaaay I have 4 ideas for new fanfics when I'm already working on two.
You often revisit some of your old stories. Like I said, I haven't finished any fanfics yet.
Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. Or reading. Or drawing. Or just thinking...
Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. *looks down and laughs very, very, slowly*
You get cranky if you don't get to write. Is it weird that I just got really cold?
You've heard/seen/thought something, and thought, I need to write that down. Last night I had a dream about Nico di Angelo but I forgot to write it down and all I remember is that it would have been a really good idea for a fanfic... :(
Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. I don't drink coffee but other than that DEFINITELY!
Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. (I'm gonna assume you meant Instant Message, not Iris Message) I will take a few minutes trying to find Google Docs so that I can spell, check something.
You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. hehehe...NOPE!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

Now ima copy and past the headcanons that were in Wizards and Demigods here just because i love them so much:

Omg so today during lunch break at school it was storing and so I leaned over the window and yelled 'ZEUS * * CHILL' and some guy from the class above shouts 'WELL I'M SORRY BUT SOME LITTLE * * STOLE MY MASTER BOLT' and I've never felt so much love for a person since so long.

I want this to happen to me. Also sorry, I had to censor like half of that...

Annabeth: 'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; 'wisdom' is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Piper: That was deep.

Leo: 'Philosophy' is wondering if that means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Jason: That was deeper.

um...

Percy: You know how water heals me?

Annabeth: Yeah, what about it?

Percy: So is it the same when you touch a dictionary?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: Seriously, I need to know.

...now I'm curious

Your boyfriend is...

Nico: Like the sun. He is ALWAYS there.

Hazel: Like a transformer. He is exactly what I want.

Piper: Like lightning. He is impressive and lights everything around him

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: He is like a horse. Nobody understands what he says, and when someone understands him it is just nonsense.

I have to agree with Annabeth on this one...

Nico: Will, stop staring at the sun. It's bad for your eyes.

Will: But I'm having a staring contest with my dad!

Nico: What

Will: Yeah, and I'm winning!

Nico: What is wrong with you.

You know something is wrong when Nico asks what is wrong with you. He literally has a zombie chauffeur with a french accent.

Percy: I have a bro-nouncement to make.

Jason: Please, bro-cede.

Percy: I a happy to say that I am no bro-nger in the Bro-Zone with Nico.

Nico: What?

Percy: Yep. We're getting married in Brovember.

Nico: Uuuuuuh...no? What's going on?

Jason: *gasp* bro, we should have a Bro-BQ!

Percy: And we shall have coca-brola!

Jason: ITS BRO-FECT!

Nico: This is why I left camp.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this one might be favorite...

I'm slightly in love with the idea of Percy going to college to study Marine biology and then actually getting a job with it and freaking everyone out with his fish voodoo. Like can you imagine: "Hey Jackson can you see whats wrong with that seal?" "He's lonely Jim." "What? You didn't even-" "I said he's lonely Jim"

Somebody please write this.

HAHAHA I almost feel sorry for Jim. But I don't. Wait...thhis is giving me an idea for the thing I'm working on... :)

Grover: Percy, did you know that bees communicate by dancing? Can you even imagine if Gods did that? Like, what if they told their kids that they were their parents by gently breakdancing.

Percy: That would be wild.

Annabeth: We are LITERALLY in the middle of a battle!

This gave me another idea...

Chiron: There are no prints on the box, no DNA evidence, and the security camera in the big house was obscured which means that whoever took my pie thought it through. And that means..

Annabeth: It wasn't Percy and Jason.

Chiron: Exactly.

Percy and Jason: *high five and leave*

ALL OF THESE ARE GIVING ME SO MANY IDEAS! Also this is so true...

Jason: Percy, I want you to kill Octavian but make it look like an accident.

Percy: Got it.

[Later]

Detective: Looks like the killer stabbed him to death with a sword and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

This just goes hand-in-hand with the last one...

Nico: Honestly, I'm just so evil and full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Will: You sleep with that munchlax plushie Hazel gave you.

Nico: hE iS mY sEcOnD iN cOmAnD iN mY aRmY oF DaRkNeSs

For some reason, I feel like this is sort of like Nico...

THE SASSGODS

Percy and Leo eventually made a youtube channel. It was called Sassgods and most of their videos consisted of them doing ridiculous stunts, pranks, and dares. They also did all of the video requests they received, which is how Leo ended up giving a makeup tutorial and Percy found himself running around Tokyo with a giant stuffed giraffe. At one point, Piper and Annabeth discovered the channel. They made a fake fan page and asked Leo and Percy to do ridiculous dares. Annabeth even got them to do a dino-nugget eating competition. (Percy won because the nuggets were blue.)

All of these are giving me so many ideas...also someone please create a youtube channel like this.

PJ gods reacting to their disney counterparts:

Zeus: Why do they think we all wear togas? And WHAT is going on with that beard?!

Hera: Stupid Hercules. Stupid stupid stupid. *angry muttering*

Hermes: I may look terrible, but at least I'm funny. *shrug"

Hades: *just silently staring at his blue fire hair*

Poseidon: At least you guys are IN the movie...*pouts*

Seriously, WHAT IS UP WITH HADES'S HAIR?!

"So, how did you guys get into a car accident?" Nico asked Jason and Percy as they all climbed into the back of Jules Albert's car.

Jason looked at Percy, "Well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the road that Percy didn't notice." Nico saw Percy hide his face in his hands. "So I said, 'Percy, deer!" And do you want to tell Nico what your response was Percy?"

Percy looked up. "'Yes honey?'"

This makes me laugh ever time. I bow down to whoever wrote this. Please, take over this fanfic. I'm not worthy.

Annabeth: *can't find Percy in a crowd* Drastic measures, I suppose.

Annabeth: *drops dagger into the nearest body of saltwater*

giant tidal wave sweeps over the crowd*

Percy: You dropped this.

Annabeth: There he is.

Yes. Just yes.

A summary of the Percy Jackson books:

Percy Jackson and the unexpected quest 1

Percy Jackson and the unexpected quest 2

Percy Jackson and the unexpected quest 3

Percy Jackson and the unexpected quest 4

Percy Jackson and this time there's no quest this time I'm leading a war against my grandfather

And what about the Heroes of Olympus you ask? Well...

Where's Percy?

There's Percy!

The book that broke our hearts

The book that Rick sort of apologized in

The book where Percy got a bloody nose

Okay...I just love this so much...and its all true too! :)

Percy at the aquarium:

Percy: um hi. the dolphins want to be back in the sea.

Employee: but sir-

Percy: they say they don't like you.

Employee: sir I-

Percy: *grabs employee* they want FREEDOM

Employee: Security!

Percy: *dragged away by guards* you people make me sick! FREEDOME!

BWAHAHAHAHA poor dolphins...

Olympus, the only place where there is peace and tranquility.

"HADES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" Poseidon yelled.

"POSEIDON, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Athena screeched.

"HERMES, YOU BETTER GET OFF OF YOUR THRONE BEFORE I VAPORIZE YOU!" Demeter screamed.

"APOLLO, WHY ARE YOU SO HOT?!" Apollo cried.

Okay, this is another one of my favorites...hahahaha

If you want, go vote on my poll at the top of my profile. I will be using the results for...something in one of my fanfics...hehehe