"Come to the dark side and we will rule The Empire as father and son." Now Luke would never admit it to Ben, but he had been considering the offer. It wasn't so much the fact that he wanted to rule The Empire, but that he just wanted to get to know his dad. It would soon be time to face his arch nemesis. Luke confused on what to do decided to surrender to his father's will.

They met on board the largest star destroyer, which happened to be the head of the fleet. When young Skywalker entered the room he saw the face of terror and destruction it was Lord Sidious sitting on his throne playing with his Barbie dolls.

"Can I comb her hair?" pleaded Luke.

"No." Answered the greedy old sith.

"Please."

"No."

Luke had enough of the Emperor. He whipped out his light saber, swung at Darth Sidious, and decapitated his head.

"Finally," Vader declared. "I've been waiting for that old fart to die."

"Can I join the dark side now?"

"No."

"What? You were like begging me to join before." Luke protested.

"You know what you're a really whinny kid."

"Look who's talking." Obi-wan appears out of thin air, still around the age of thirty.

"Damn this helmet is hot." Vader reaches too pull off his helmet.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Luke used and overly exaggerated scream while holding out his hand for no apparent reason. "If you take your mask off you'll die."

"Come on son, did you really believe that? How did you think I ate? Gezz, your stupid. Explains why you flunked out of school." Anakin pulled off his mask to reveal a gorgeous head of curl dirty blonde hair and the same face he had when he was twenty. Hey it's my story. "Well me and Obi never actually fought on Mustafar I actually put him in a carbon freeze, like with your Solo friend, so that my master would retain his beautiful youth. Since there was no battle I never caught on fire so I still have my perfect like hair." Lord Vader took a second to run his fingers through his hair and look at himself in the mirror. "I'm still pretty, just because I'm magic. Anyways then your nagging mother died, which really sucked, but trust me marriage sucked worst."

Obi-wan was tired of his padawan hogging up the spotlight and chimed in, "Well see I never actually died, I was in carbon freeze like you father said. To be honest you never knew me at all, you knew my clone that I named Ben. My name is Obi-wan. There's your big ass explanation of things."

Luke stood there in thought for a while. "Want to go the father son baseball game?"

P.S. Speaking of Ben, Luke was admitted to a few mental hospitals after telling people he saw ghosts.