WittyWriterhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, Naruto, Bleach, and South Park. About me? I'm just a geek. About to be a senior in Highschool. I like fanfiction, and fanart. I draw lots. I support Stephen Colbert for President '08. My DeviantartCurrent Project: Don't you Love her Madly? (South Park, A Kyle X Wendy story) Fandoms & Pairings South Park -Favorite Characters: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Wendy, The Mole, Thomas Manga/Anime: Naruto - Fav Characters: Naruto, Sakura, Temari, Shikamaru, Sai, Kakashi, Tsunade, Lee Bleach - Fav Characters: Renji, Rukia, Ikkaku, Kenpachi, Soi Fon, Yoruichi, Hitsugaya, Grimmjaw, Isshin Ouran Highschool Host Club - Fav Characters: Haruhi, Mori Fullmetal Alchemist - Fav Characters: Riza, Roy Pandect (Online Comic, google it.) - Noah, Titus, Delia Fruits Baskets - Fav Characters: Shigure, Ayame, Kyo Movies: Star Wars - Fav Characters: Leia, Han, Obi-wan(prequals) Harry Potter - Fav Characters: Cedric. (nooo more tacos!) |
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Sokka the Ladies Man by General Maraxus reviews
Sokka is taken prisoner by the Fire Nation after the invasion failed. Alone behind enemy lines he is at the mercy of Azula, but will his charm sway her to reconsider? Azula's not the only girl interested though. Sokka/Suki Sokkla Sokklee. Cover art by daughterofthestars on deviantart. All characters have been modified to be of legal age.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,679 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sokka, Suki, Ty Lee, Azula
Teacups by watchoutforfallingdinosaurs reviews
Perhaps now was a good time. He was eager to show her what he'd gotten at the grocery story the other day, that for which he'd endured an entire evening of raised eyebrows, sniggers, and off-color jokes. Oneshot, BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Butterflies by jessistentialism reviews
Starfire gets a brief lesson on the the Earthly notions of kissing and butterflies, and in teaching her, Beast Boy and Raven learn quite a bit about romance. (Unrepentant fluff that grows into something a little more eloquent at the end. One-shot. Photo credit to Gretlusky, AKA my favorite fanartist ever.)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A good Joke by Tatsurou-san reviews
Beast Boy can never have a serious conversation with Raven without turning it into a joke. What if he tried going at that the other way around, by starting with the joke? Cutesy one-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Dreams And Animal Instincts by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Raven has been having... dreams... about a certain green teen. What happens when he finds out, and how does he react? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Mad Love: Beauty and the Butchered by Alfsigesey reviews
This is my Nolanized retelling of the '94 Comic storyline, of how The Joker seduced his psychiatrist, the lovely and utterly demented Harley Quinn. Joker/Harley with a little Batman/Catwoman thrown in. Because at this point, why the hell not?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,698 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Quoth Our Raven by Lorendiac reviews
Cyborg eavesdrops as Beast Boy finally begs Raven for a date. This narrative poem, loosely based on Poe's "The Raven," is now complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7305 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Obscene by dsfgajkh reviews
Sometimes it wasn't that good, but it was never all that bad. Oneshot. CraigThomas.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Craig T., Thomas - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Excess by yaksa reviews
Tweek hates coffee. It's almost like the house is soaked with it. He can smell it in every room, every crack and crevice like some kind of pervading entity. [creek][present tense]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dork by Pocketface reviews
Kyle is a gigantic dork, but Stan loves him anyways. [ StanKyle ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Why I Don't Like Girls by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru] [Birthday gift for Seto's Darkness] Sasuke discovers his notebook which he wrote in when he was a young boy. Inside, there was a list of 'insert title'... [warning: Silly and Fluffy]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Spy by magisterquinn reviews
Uh oh, Raven didn't like that little suprise Beast Boy had for her, now he's dead. That is unless he finds a good place to hide, and boy does he find one. Doesn't that boy ever learn his lesson? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sunburn Blushing, Sexual Flushing by dragon agility reviews
In which Sasuke has sunburn and Naruto knows how to 'treat' it... [NaruSasuNaru twoshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addiction by Catrina reviews
As Kyo and Yuki start their last year of school, Yuki realizes that he has developed a new addiction, in the form of his nemesis. Anime based [KyoxYuki,boy x boy love] Rated M for sexual situations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,475 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Stuck Between the Two by iMmoRtaLfrEnD704 reviews
A guy who unluckily gets paired with many women, who has many guys wishing they were him, who doesn't care about anything but the clouds and his life plan. That will change once he sees them. The troublesome blonde kunoichis.Warn:Story I'm least proud of
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,227 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Temari, Ino Y. - Complete
Posing by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
Kyle is required to draw a nude model for art class. He knows exactly who he wants to pose. StanxKyle and hints of WendyxKenny and WendyxStanyou can say WendyxKenny WendyxStan if you'd like
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,687 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Spicy Sake by shirayume reviews
Byakuya's birthday. Byakuya's drunk. Crack ensues. The adventures of an intoxicated Byakuya and the residents of Soul Society. Final chapter up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
The Taming of the Shrew by Ren is a bird reviews
A comedic proposal IchigoxRukia.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mission Impossible by Fannin reviews
Opposites attract and they repel. And sometimes they defy nature, all laws of physics, and just about everything else and do both. Kakashi and Iruka drabbles. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! by EmokageKina reviews
K finds some butter substitute in the fridge, and goes overboard.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Hiroshi N., K - Complete
Poor little Akamaru by tokyoblackcatgirl reviews
Master Kiba has become an idiot. Someone tries to kill him almost every day but Master doesn’t do anything about it! Shino/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Morning Training by Radders reviews
What will morning training be like for Sasuke and Naruto years later?SasuNaru OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Chocolate for Your Thoughts by BrokenNevermore reviews
A Valentine OneShot between Beast Boy and Raven as they discover that chocolate really does have the power to bring people together. Enough fluff here to fuel every BuildaBear workshop in the US. Hope you enjoy! :D
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Mayhem In the Bathhouse by yarmshmee reviews
Kakashi only wanted to read the lastest volume of Come Come Paradies in peace, so how the heck did he manage to score front coverage in the newspapers of him naked?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Nanaki BH reviews
RenjixByakuya Hospital scene! Byakuya finally finds out what Renji's cool line is.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Sasuke has a Bizarre Moment by Dyeh reviews
Sasuke has a gay moment, or in other words, he tries to convince himself that he really isn’t gay. Yaoi and slight incest implications. Title changed correct one inside. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Got Your Nose! by Ilandere reviews
Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire? SaiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah by Seaouryou reviews
It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Idiot Genius by mayonaka-ni-sakayume reviews
Kakashi’s supposed to be smart, but he just doesn’t get it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Cleaving by Farther reviews
[BBXRae] Beast Boy and Raven have found something to do together: Late night swimming. Oneshot, fluff.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Rematch by Dalara reviews
After being killed by Darth Vader ObiWan Kenobi gets a chance to change the past. But at what price?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,343 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
The Shmoopy Files by anarchxst reviews
AU. What if the Chosen One wasn't Anakin? Instead, it was his secret twin brother who happened to be retarded.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Don’t You Love Her Madly? reviews
Kyle X Wendy, Oh yes, I went there. Wendy loved Stan. He was the perfect boyfriend, but she could not deny the spark that existed between her and Kyle. But love like that was forbidden. It was a well know fact you don't date your best friend's girl.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Kenny's Cross reviews
It isn’t long before Kenny’s openly sobbing. Fresh tears drop on to the golden cross. All the redhead can do to support his friend is offer a shoulder to cry on. KennyCentric. K X K if you want to squint and look at it that way. Drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dirty Dancing reviews
A story in which boredom brings forth chaos. But no, it's a fun story... at least it was fun to write. Style. Slash. StanXKyle. KyleXStan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Four Years For Love reviews
SakuXIno, Shojoai. An alternative universe fan fiction where the Naruto gang is in high school, focusing on the ups and downs of Sakura and Ino’s relationship. The weather grows harsher as a friendship buds. Flowershops, Rainstorms, Soccer and Romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
An Inquiry about Eyes reviews
Kiba has pondered about Shino's eyes, and Shino has pondered about Kiba. And well this is pure fluff. Team 8 love. Shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Hinata reviews
HinataXKiba Short fluffy story, where Kiba muses over Hinata and why he loves her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Passion is my Sin reviews
A Poem and Story, RenjiXByakuya. Spoilers for the Soul Society Arc. Shonenai. Paperwork and midnight walk under the moon... i'm such a romantic... shhh!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Sixth Hokage reviews
Drabble. Naruto. Tsunade. Just read it, it isnt' that long.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Tsunade S., Naruto U.
Like Father like Son reviews
When the universe is manipulated by me. Warning: a few cuss words. What if Luke joined his father? I really pick on Luke a lot in this story. It's just everyone being really causual.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
There's No Life After Death reviews
A SHORT story after Anakin was informed of his wifes death, and the reason he didn't just stop being vader after there was no hope for Padme.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader
