Don't get excited, fam; I'm not precisely back.

I feel like an asshole doing it this way, but my options are semi-limited, through all fault of my own, so this is how it's happening.

Long story short: the plan is to finish Captain Miserable Finds the Greener Grass this year. Life is not cooperating (for a full account, if you are interested, go to my––somehow still active and accessible!––LiveJournal; am thinking of moving from LJ to...somewhere else, but am such a hopeless Luddite, I have no idea where. I will take suggestions).

I'm writing other things in the meantime, fanfic-y things, because I miss it and I'm trying to keep my momentum going. Also, everything is trash and fanfic seems like a good temporary cure for what ails me. None of it is RK (ok, one of them is RK, but it's hella-rough and not going to be ready to see the light of day here for a good long while. The other things are a Criminal Minds fic and a couple of Star Trek (TOS) fics, so there's that?). :/

This "chapter" will disappear probably this Saturday (March 2nd). To be replaced with a real chapter...idk. It depends on whether or not I have accumulated any kind of good luck in the 33 years I've existed on this godforsaken rock.

No more radio silence. Promise.