A/N: It's been a while. Happy Birthday, InSilva. Now and always, which is a lot of birthdays if you think about it.

"It's not that bad, you know."

"Oh, I know it's not that bad. 's just that it's not that good either."

"Kiss?"

"..."

"Hersheys."

"Oh."

"Don't be too disappointed."

"You think - "

" - oh, you know I do. Seriously. It's not that bad."

"I had plans."

"Unforeseen circumstances. It happens."

"..."

"Circumstances, Danny."

"Birthdays, Rus'."

"Circumstances happen. Especially at airports. Everyone knows that."

"The FBI grounding our plane is pretty extreme circumstances."

"You wanna drink some duty free?"

"That had better be whisky and not perfume."

"It's all the same little bottles."

"It really isn't...huh. 's good."

"And it smells nice."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'd made reservations."

"Mmm."

"In another state."

"It happens."

"And your present is in another other state."

"Well, that's just the postal service."

"..."

"I'm not saying - "

" - I know - "

" - it's just - "

" - circumstances. Yeah."

"Hey, it could be worse."

"We could be arrested."

"We could be arrested."

"..."

"..."

"I wouldn't have thought you could fit that many FBI agents in a van."

"Maybe they stack 'em up."

"We could ask Bobby."

"..."

"Who do you think they are looking for?"

"Guy in the blue raincoat."

"Why?"

"It's not raining."

"Oh, well, that's a crime. My money's on the woman with the perm. She probably robbed that bank in Atlanta."

"That was Bobby."

"Or the gallery in Wichita."

"Saul."

"Or the M&M store."

"Okay, you know that was me."

"I'm sure plenty of people have robbed the M&M store."

"..."

"What?"

"Are you saying I'm not special?"

"..."

"You know it's my birthday, right?"

"Yep. I had plans."

"I know. You always have plans. There'll be other times."

"You only get one birthday a year, Rus'."

"There'll be other years."

"..."

"...what?"

"You wanna stop being so reasonable?"

"Alright. I want a submarine."

"..."

"..."

"...well, that's certainly unreasonable."

"Just trying to make you happy."

"What would you even - "

" - you never thought about - "

" - huh."

"I know, right?"

"A submarine, huh?"

"A submersible would do in a pinch."

"I'll see what I can do. Happy Birthday, Rus'."

"Kiss?"

"Why not?"