TheCherryOnTop
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 9:05 PM
Current Mood: Urgent. VERY urgent. And kinda dumb. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE WHO GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY?!
Current Music: I never thought I could feel like this, like I'd never seen the sky before…
Location: Where the hell do you think?
Subject: WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE
(Dear Headmistress,
Okay, I know I said that I would stop, but I swear, this is the last time EVER.
I just forgot to end things for everyone, you know?
CAUSE LIKE—
EVERYONE NEEDS CLOSURE!
And I'm sure even you caught onto a little gossip line you liked!
Huh?
HUH?
Maybe you're shipping the Tarzan/Buns over the Birdie/Buns—um, though the B/B is the real one, by the way. Tarzan and Buns never showed any real potential. They only went out a few times because Tarzan is like, really chivalrous and her FRIEND.
Love,
Cherry)
So I bet you're all wondering about me/Cherry/Pink Princess and Tada/Pretty Boy—
Don't think I let him off the hook so easily.
Nah uh.
I forgave him.
(Sure, I mean who can resist that pretty face of his, right?)
But yes, there had to be some groveling.
(HA I MADE THAT BOY WISH HE NEVER SCREWED ME OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE, DON'T WORRY, THE BITCH GOT WHAT HE DESERVED.)
But right.
Closure—
(Hey it's gonna be Christmas soon everyone!
You know what I want Tada to buy me for Christmas?
Okay so like, a few weeks ago, he and I went shopping—or well I went shopping and he held my bags for me. PUNISHMENT!—and I saw the most beautiful shoes ever. They're these leather boots, black, with the pointed tip. Sure, the heel is like, three inches but I can totally handle it.
So yes.
Tada, dear, hun.
I know I may have just humiliated you on the internet, but I would really like it if you bought me those shoes I tried on when we went shopping for Christmas.
Okay pumpkin?)
Yes, closure.
So as for Harpy, Fishnets and Troublesome—
Do we all love Grey's Anatomy?
Probably not all of us (SURE AS HELL ME!) but there is the bunch who can recognize this from the beginning of Season Three:
Troublesome has realized that he likes them both, as man whore-ish as that may make him, therefore he would like to date them. As in he wants the two to actually fight over him by showing each other up with better dates (a.k.a. giving him more snogging time and appraisal), meanwhile having relationships with both (um, rather than just dating one and cheating with the other).
LIKE WHAT A MAN SLUT!
(And no he is not a pimp!)
And then Buns and Birdie:
They're staying mighty strong. They're so sweet together. They went present shopping a few weeks ago (I saw them when I was trying on my boots that Tada will get me for Christmas because he's still on Cherry's probation of sorts) for Tarzan's birthday, and took him out and everything.
—Goes to show the mighty trust and friendship and all that crap.
Total scoreage, yeah?
Last off, Bashful and Foxy—
THEY STILL AREN'T TOGETHER.
OH HOW LIFE SCREWS THEM OVER (ROMANTICALLY) SO!
Why must Buns and Hound and Buzz all get in the way of their non existent progress?!
WHY?!
Le sigh.
Some people just don't understand love and its workings!
Like Picasso!
(He's just lucky he's hot. And naïve. The combination makes girls want to rape him.)
And Aquaman!
Okay Aquaman is a complete moron—which is a given, but still! WHY DOES HE NOT NOTICE THAT SUPREME SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN HIM AND FOUR EYES?! Its friggin' there damnit and the idiot is not pursuing! She obviously likes him too.
SIGH AGAIN.
But whatever.
Oh and as for Sexy Boy.
(My eyes are watering…
Give me a minute.)
AS SAD AS IT IS, HE IS LEAVING AFTER CHRISTMAS BREAK. LIKE FRIGGIN' HONESTYLY, WHAT IS THIS INJUSTUCE?!
Tear…
'
But right.
I think that's it for closure.
Yeah.
(NO MORE POSTING AFTER THIS, I SWEAR!)
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 9:15 PM
Subject: you again
Lazy1: I just thought you should know that um, YOU are to blame for the idea of 'dating' and it getting in my head since YOU made me watch the show
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 9:21 PM
Subject: (No Subject)
WhiteEyes56: You're back again? Ugh.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 9:43 PM
Subject: screw the closure!
AceOfSpades5: YOU COME TO MY OFFICE TOMORROW MORNING YOUNG LADY!
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 9:55 PM
Subject: Cat Fight
Sexy-In0: Harpy will totally win Troublesome's heart
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 10:04 PM
Subject: Actually kinda missed you, Cherry
Cutie-Karin: Ignorant guys are the worst.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 10:23 PM
Subject: (No Subject)
iUCHIHA: Don't worry, I'll visit.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 10:46 PM
Subject: lemonade
10-10: Oh Cherry you ass! You're just reminding me of what I WILL NEVER HAVE. AGAIN.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 10:59 PM
Subject: I don't have mono.
Splash: Naw, you've got to give an ignorant guy a break. He's a GUY.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:13 PM
Subject: NEVER FORGET IT!
Youthful: CHERRY! MAY THE SPIRIT OF YOUR BLOG LIVE ON! YOSH.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:21 PM
Subject: penis
kINKy: I miss you Cherry. Friends miss each other, right?
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:35 PM
Subject: The victor.
Blond'n'Beautiful: Fishnets will totally win.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:48 PM
Subject: YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE
KingOfRamen007: CHERRY! I MISSED YOU!
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:50 PM
Subject: (No Subject)
Bugz: Foxy is a moron and we all agree that if we let him near Bashful, he will spread his stupidity.
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:53 PM
Subject: (No Subject)
Bark-n-Bite: If Foxy comes anywhere near Bashful, the guy is totally gonna get his ass kicked…
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 at 11:58 PM
Subject: not going anywhere…
Hina-chan: I'm happy for you, Cherry, and all the other couples. I wish I had some romance…
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Response to Post: 'WE FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOSURE'
Posted on Wednesday, December 12 at 12:04 AM
Subject: Stop hitting on my brother. In front of me.
Uchiha2: You really are annoying.