Rivetra Anthology. 33. Petra decides to keep her surname.

SNK AU. Just another romantic gesture by the socially awkward in a world infested by titans.

Sasuke and Sakura get married and have babies, but it's not as simple as it sounds.

For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.

For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.

AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.

100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.

Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.

This isn't a story about Sasuke's a redemption. It's one about Sakura's healing.

Naruto, Sakura, and a special kind of bond. 04. Why don't you just send me to a nunnery while you're at it?

"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.

AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!

AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.

AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.

SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.

AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.

Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.

Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.

Road to Ninja AU. Thank you for reminding me I'm not special.

It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.

And now she's just sitting around with his broken body waiting for her poison to run its course and kill him.

AU. SasuSaku. "You and I remember Sound very differently," she replied wryly.

AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.

Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."

AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...

The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.

Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.

The night her husband returns home bloody and barely conscious and alone, she knows that his mission went terribly, terribly wrong.

They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.

Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.

AU. Kabuto takes on an apprentice when Sasuke arrives with a companion.

It's Halloween and Dick is wearing what is technically Damian's costume. Nay. Half of his costume.

It was around five in the morning when Damian showed up at Dick's apartment with an overstuffed backpack and a childish pout.

Steph, Damian, and a cat who obviously has some taste. Obviously.

AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.

Juvia really likes this new 'sun' thing, but Gray doesn't think it's all THAT great.

Rukia had always been a good actress so really, he shouldn't have been so surprised.

Hollow!Ichigo/Dark!Rukia. It was sort of like an abusive relationship, but in the best way possible, of course.

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.

Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.

The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.

Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.

They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?

Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?

KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.

AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.

I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.

AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.

I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.

NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.

FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.

SasuSaku. What do you think of me?

SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”

SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...

When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

Athrun takes Cagalli out on their first, official date. And fails. Miserably.

Though they're engaged to each other, Athrun and Lacus just can't help but let their thoughts wander.

Shinn and Kira talk about their sisters.

Murrue strikes again and Mu faces an even greater horror than before...teenage girls.

AsuCaga. Cagalli buys Athrun a present... A pair of very large, maroontinted, sunglasses that he really, really, really hates.

Kira smirked at his twin who was still terrified by the horror movie. 'Men don't get scared, sis.' With those words said, Cagalli vowed to prove him wrong.

Mu makes an attempt at teaching Sex Ed and how to properly treat a lady to the three, clueless, teenage gundam pilots on the Archangel.

AsuCaga. Kisaka gives Cagalli and Athrun 'The Talk'.

After being shot, Cagalli is put on painkillers that seem to make her extremely honest, quite lively, and unable to shut up around Athrun.

The boys from the war all pose for Beefcake Calendars... 'It's for charity'

AsuCaga. Athrun and Cagalli take pictures together on a shopping trip at the mall.

AsuCaga. When it comes to Cagalli, sometimes a good smack is needed to bring her back to reality.

Athrun Zala and Mu La Flaga talk while recovering in the Archangel together. All soldiers are bound to sacrifice something vital sooner or later...

AsuCaga. Cagalli and Athrun muse over all the tattoos she has during a car ride together.

Crack. Fed up girlfriends take a new turn and bite their so called significant others straight in their asses...together.

Cagalli didn't quite like fairy tales. They made her look bad as a princess.

Chairman Durandal and Princess Cagalli play a game of chess to pass the time, relating the game to the real world.