A/N: At the time I am typing this author note, it has been a good two years since I first began this epic collection of drabbles and oneshots exploring what normal life would be like for the trio after spending so long being gone and living lives that were anything but normal (except for Kairi, although spending a year unable to remember the name of your best friend can't be called usual). Because after what they have been living, they can't really go back to living their lives as if they had just gone to buy milk. Even the normal things would be slightly different.

Please note that for the most part, there is no continuity between these oneshots. Every now and then there will be a chapter that harkens back to another, but this is not meant to be continuous from one chapter to the next. Keep that in mind. So feel free to skip to the most recent chapter and go backwards, as the writing gets better as time passes and the more recent stuff is therefore going to be of better quality.

A/N(more specific to this oneshot): humor, implied SoKai.

Disclaimer: Note that your address bar should say fanfiction . net. Not "game scripts . net" If there is even such a site.

Whipped

Riku sighed as he watched the sun slowly sink below the horizon.

He mildly wondered where Sora and Kairi were. He hadn't seen either of them all day. Riku smirked. The two love birds had probably spent the day catching up. He shifted his position so that his back was resting against the curved trunk of the paopu tree. He sighed, closing his eyes and leaning his head back against the tree. How he'd missed this.

He opened his eyes when he heard footsteps, and saw Sora making his way over to the tree.

"Hey Riku," Sora said, as he vaulted over the trunk and leaned up against it.

"Hey Sora. I haven't seen you all day. Where've you been?"

"I went shopping with Kairi," Riku raised his eyebrows.

"Shopping? She got you whipped already?"

Sora glared. "I'm not whipped! I needed new clothes! I've outgrown everything! And you know Kairi, she's a girl, the second I mentioned shopping, she just had to tag along!"

Riku laughed. "Whatever. But still, I can't imagine you spending a whole day shopping."

Sora rolled his eyes. "I didn't. She did." He said exasperatedly. "I was done in about half an hour. But Kairi…." Sora huffed and rolled his eyes.

"She must have bought at least fifteen different outfits, and seven pairs of shoes!" Sora threw his hands up in the air.

"Why do girls need so many pairs of shoes?" He exclaimed.

"Beats me." Riku shook his head as Sora continued his rant.

"How can any one girl spend 400 munny in one day?! On clothes?!"

Riku frowned. "She couldn't have spent that much, come on."

"Oh, no, she spent that much," Sora rolled his eyes for the umpteenth time. "I know. I paid."

Riku laughed. "You bought her clothes?" He taunted.

Sora scowled. "I didn't buy everything for her!" He shouted. "I just lent her the munny! She forgot hers! She's gonna pay me back!"

"You lent her 400 munny?" Riku said, raising his eyebrows.

Sora shrugged. "She gave me that face…."

Riku smirked.

"Whipped."