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Author's Note: I noticed that there was a category for TV commercials and I thought that was kind of funny!
How Happy is Your Meal
A man walked into McDonalds and decided to order his usual.
"I'll have a double cheeseburger meal with a diet coke," the man told the cashier.
The youthful cashier smiled vibrantly. "I have good news for you, the double cheeseburger meal is now part of our Value Picks(TM) meals, for only $3.99!"
"I'm lovin' it!" the man replied, overjoyed to save a dollar or so.
The next cut omitted the customer receiving the wrong change, the usual unusually long wait for the food, and having to go back to the counter to exchange the wrong burger for the right one. Cut footage showed him staring longingly at his thick double cheeseburger (the camera adds extra layers to the sandwich) with euphoric glee, salivating at the mouth. He took a bite and smiled.
"Bah-dah bah bah-bah…"
Three hours later, the man was rushed to the hospital with abdominal pains. The doctor looked over his medical papers. "Well Mr. Jonze, I have good news and bad news for you. What would you like to hear first?"
The man groaned as his stomach churned. "The bad news…"
"Unfortunately, you have a severe case of food poisoning and will expire in about an hour."
"What's the good news?" croaked the man feebly.
"The good news is… McDonalds has agreed to give you a full refund!" The doctor chirped merrily.
The man groaned again. "Just when I started to save money on car insurance by switching to Geico(TM)…"
The End
Author's Note: Pretty tedious, but I hope someone out there enjoyed it!