Secret Snoopyhide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Jurassic Park, Harvest Moon, Lord of the Flies, Harry Potter, Earthbound, Brokeback Mountain, and TV Commercials. Not much to say about me. I'm a female Canadian teen. That pretty much sums it up. If you've managed to find your way on this page, then I'm sorry it's such a disappointing piece of cyber-space. Oops, I'm not a frequent user of this site anymore, and what I did was add my new story as a second chapter of "Sexy Hogwarts". But then I changed my mind, deleted it and made it its own story. I didn't know it would count as an update for my old story and now it's bumped to the top. I'm sorry about that, it was unintentional. EDIT: Since I didn't like the fact that my story was bumped to the top for no reason, I decided to delete the second story I wrote and add it as a chapter to the original story, thus justifying its bump. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused! Updates: I tweaked a second chapter to "Sexy Hogwarts" and finally worked up the nerve to add it. I hope you enjoy! Sorry it took so long... about a year and a half. |
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Pokemon Quickies by PsychoMD reviews
My quickie comedy series. Each chapter is a new short comedy, about 5 pages long, designed to give you a quick laugh. After a very long hiatus Ash has landed in a brand new town in a brand new region. What wonders await him in the Kalos region and what wonders await to be parodied?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,513 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2003
Dance by smaragdbird reviews
Short scene between Robert and Steve. Can be interpreted as slash but not really.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Awake? by Tenda reviews
A ficlet that attempts to say so much of what Christmas is about, and what love is about, and what the future is about, via one conversation. Tony calls Jeff, Christmas morning, 3AM. Starmen trace the call, and Ness traces their own radio communications.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Something Different by whateverfloats reviews
Michael and Gob try to unwind in front of the tv and get carried away.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2006
Psyched! by hfg reviews
An ironic retelling of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, in which Sam, Lila and Marion are scam artists trying to drive Norman Bates insane.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Closing Your Mind by Potionmaker reviews
Contains HBP spoilers. RD Slash. Draco has to put aside his personal feelings to accomplish his part. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Plan by frk-werewolf reviews
Ron and Draco. Never meant to be, unless you're Harry Potter. warning: slash (RonDraco), language, and constant POV shifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
The ::bleep:: Notebook! by The Spastic Forkie reviews
[BASED ON THE BOOK, NOT THE MOVIE!] It's the book everyone loves to hate! Or at least I do... Dun dun dun!
Notebook - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004
All's Fair in Love and Hot Springs by Lady Nailo reviews
HM:BTN The girls uncover a secret menonly festival at the local hot spring, and they can't resist doing a little reconnaisance from a convenient overhang. As expected, halarity ensues.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Mary, Gray - Complete
Unwavering by Julia Weasley reviews
RonDraco A meaningless fight that went too far, secluded hallways, trembling hands on skin; things were starting to go places I wasn’t sure I was ready to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Responsibilities of Love by RChicken reviews
A Short Story - Our Noble Narrator Wishes to Woo the Women of the Town and must Eliminate Possible Rivals for Their Affections.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004
Kiss by Moonlight by Inglorious DMK reviews
YAOI JackCliff. A bit of fluff and nonsense from Cliff's POV.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
Choices by Chainlinks reviews
AU, JR slash Jack has Ralph at spearpoint and gives him a choice.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
Nightmares and Reality by Daylily Gold reviews
Two years have gone by, and after seeing Jack again, Ralph knows that the hunt continues. (slash)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 5/18/2002
Deep Water by another rowan reviews
Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
SeinCity by majhoulihan reviews
Inspired by the "Seinfeld in OZ" SNL skit, featuring the whole gang and then some.
OZ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/8/2000
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Sexy Hogwarts reviews
Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Happy is Your Meal reviews
It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Fate of a Friend reviews
[Slash] What can you do when you've fallen in love with your best mate? Ron thinks he knows the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping to Dream reviews
When we dream, we enter a world of all our hopes, our aspirations, and our fantasies. Ennis dreams of Jack. [On hiatus]
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2006
Conflictions of Convictions reviews
Draco thinks they're just enemies with benefits. Ron thinks they're more than that by now. Ah, the trifles of young lust. [On hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Artless Embrace reviews
It was what Jack had wanted all along. It was what Jack knew would never again be repeated.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Hogwarts' Heroes reviews
Harry and Ron must save Hogwarts and Hermione from their arch nemesis Draco Malfoy, all the while avoiding detention from Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Mouthful of Chocolate reviews
Ron won't share his chocolate, so Harry has to take it by force. Completely fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Behind the Bookcase reviews
To Harry, one kiss from Draco Malfoy is never enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy and Me reviews
Ron secretly writes a story about Draco. Draco secretly reads it. And now he wants revenge. As usual, slash prevails.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Brightside reviews
In Jack's eyes, he and Popuri were meant to be. Popuri, who was married, strugged with that opinion. The tale of a farmer who couldn't let go, and the events that followed.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
The Sky's Artisan reviews
Elli takes a stroll down the beach at night to find a quiet moment. Instead, she unexpectantly finds true enchantment.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
South of Summers reviews
Ness and his posse finally get a well deserved vacation. It seems however that action, adventure, and random blue faced enemies follow them wherever they go. A light, breezy fic, like Summers itself.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
A Writer's Craft reviews
When you're lacking imagination, it sure helps when Harry Potter and the gang are there to inspire you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Fireworks on the Mountain reviews
Ralph and Jack go up the mountain alone. Jack has some unrequitted love to take care of. What do YOU think might happen? Heh heh.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Ruby Red in Mineral Town reviews
There's a movie filming in Mineral Town... starring the villagers! But sometimes the story behind the camera can become more interesting than the film itself.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,121 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
Killer Cliche reviews
The folks of HM64 go on a trip... but when people start to die around them, it time to find the killer before they're the next victims.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Complete
Letters, Love and Lies reviews
The girls have their hearts set on the new charming farmer. Some are willing to go great lengths to win his heart, including jeopardization of lifelong friendships.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,262 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
JP III: What Happened to Billy Brennan reviews
The movie didn't explain anything about Billy, and how he survived. So this is my version of it.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Complete
