March 12
9:03 PM
To: OriginalPrankster41
From: CherryLips0
Naruto,
I have this sudden urge to walk over to your house – which isn't far considering your mom and my mom wanted to live down the street from each other, I mean, like hi, they're sisters, haven't they had enough of each other yet?! – and slit your throat in your sleep.
Just because you change five or six words doesn't mean it isn't plagiarism.
Love,
Cuz
March 12
9:07 PM
To: CherryLips0
From: OriginalPrankster41
Sakura,
Don't you need to bitch at your boyfriend, too?
He was so my Partner in Crime over this!
-Naruto
March 12
9:09 PM
To: Uchiha2
From: CherryLips0
Muffin,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Love,
Princess
March 12
9:11 PM
To: OriginalPrankster41
From: Uchiha2
Dumbass,
Nice going.
Not only did you screw us over and make us fail the stupid, easy-as-fuck assignment, but you screwed over Sakura as well.
Really.
Great job.
-Sasuke
March 12
9:15 PM
To: CherryLips0
From: Uchiha2
Sakura,
Don't call me 'Muffin'. It's degrading and right now, patronizing.
And nothing is wrong with me.
It was Naruto's fault.
-Sasuke
March 12
9:17 PM
To: Uchiha2
From: OriginalPrankster41
Drag Queen,
I am confuzzled as to what the heck Sakura is mad about.
Sakura's always mad, though.
I remember when we were six and she kicked me at our family reunion because I pulled one of her pigtails. Like hi, it's a sign of love between cousins, god!
But whatever.
She's psycho.
The. End.
-Naruto
March 12
9:20 PM
To: OriginalPrankster41
From: CherryLips0
Naruto,
Maybe you don't realize this but you got all three of us suspended for three days because of freaking plagiarism.
My mom is gonna go crazy over it and might kill me and I swear to god Naruto, I am gonna go all Psycho Ghost Bitch Who Can't Go To Rest on your ass and kill you!
For serious.
I mean, I have the conversation still:
OriginalPrankster41 (March 3, 10:34 PM): OI! SAKURA!
CherryLips0 (March 3, 10:35 PM): Get out of my life, Dingus.
OriginalPrankster41 (March 3, 10:35 PM): Ha, very funny. Anyway, you know how you had English last semester?
OriginalPrankster41 (March 3, 10:36 PM): Well did you have that creative writing assignment?
OriginalPrankster41 (March 3, 10:36 PM): The one where you just write a story?
CherryLips0 (March 3, 10:37 PM): Oh, yes, I did that.
CherryLips0 (March 3, 10:37 PM): It's very easy.
CherryLips0 (March 3, 10:37 PM): You just need to be creative, is all.
OriginalPrankster41 (March 3, 10:38 PM): Right. Can I see yours please, you know, to get an idea?
CherryLips0 (March 3, 10:38 PM): Sure
DOCUMENT 'Creative Writing Assignment' HAS BEEN SENT TO OriginalPrankster41
OriginalPrankster41 (March 3, 10:39 PM): Thanks!
YOU SAID YOU NEEDED AN IDEA.
NOT AN ENTIRE FREAKING STORY.
MORON!
Love,
Cuz
March 12
9:23 PM
To: Uchiha2
From: CherryLips0
Sweet Pea,
You know what's unbelievably pathetic?
Last semester, in my class, we had to do that assignment individually, whereas this semester, your class got the privilege of choosing partners if need be.
First off: what the hell made you pick my dumbass cousin as your partner?
Second: why the hell did you let him 'write' the story himself?
And third: how could you not notice it wasn't written by him?
Seriously Sasuke, the moment you saw that the spelling was correct, you should have known!
You are an idiot.
Love,
Sweetheart
P.S.
IT WAS A FREAKING STORY. WHO THE HELL CAN'T MAKE UP A RANDOM PIECE OF SHIT STORY?
SERIOUSLY!
March 12
9:27 PM
To: Uchiha2
From: OriginalPrankster41
Dude,
Sakura seems very mad…
HA!
Better get reacquainted with your hand, bitch!
-Naruto
March 12
9:30
To: CherryLips0
From: Uchiha2
Sakura,
Stop with those stupid nicknames.
And as for your questions:
1. Naruto is my friend, and my stupid friend at that. I couldn't just leave him alone…
2. Although in the end, I kind of did. But really, that's your fault because you're the one who told me to just sleep over. How was I supposed to know you were sending him your story? You don't even let me touch your laptop!
3. I didn't read it. I would have noticed if I did, considering I proofread it for you last semester and complained about how girly it was.
And we know it was a story.
Fuck.
We just didn't have any time.
-Sasuke
March 12
9:35 PM
To: CherryLips0
From: OriginalPrankster41
Sakura,
I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD!
You need to look underneath the underneath.
Like a NEENJA!
Remember when we went to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show at the mall when we were kids and the guy in the Donatello suit made you cry?
It was funny.
But fine:
Cuz, I am deeply sorry that I copied your story for the assignment me and Sasuke were too lazy to do. Seriously, I so didn't think Kakashi-sensei would notice. I mean, who would've thought he kept the copy you gave him last semester because it was 'just that good'.
So yes, sorry.
-Naruto
March 12
9:38 PM
To: OriginalPrankster41
From: Uchiha2
Naruto,
Go to hell.
-Sasuke
March 12
9:41 PM
To: OriginalPrankster41
From: CherryLips0
Naruto,
Get over it, Naruto, you will never become a turtle, nor will you become a ninja, so you will never be the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
And you know, when you first had that dream, you weren't even a teenager yet.
But okay, you're forgiven.
I guess.
You just totally owe me now.
Love,
Cuz
March 12
9:45 PM
To: Uchiha2
From: CherryLips0
Buttercup,
AW, YOUR SENTENCE ABOUT BEING NARUTO'S FRIEND WAS SO SWEET!
…You're not cheating on me with my cousin, are you?
Because not only would that be wrong on the grounds that he is my family, but also on the grounds that he too is a boy.
Bleck.
Just like, don't do anything in front of me.
OH I AM JUST KIDDING! I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME, BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME, NOT BECAUSE IF YOU DID, I WOULD DEMOLISH YOU.
And considering how we're suspended for three days, you can come over and make it up to me since I was totally innocent in this situation.
Hm, three days of my Sasu-chan treating me like a queen…
Yep.
You're forgiven.
Love,
Baby Cakes
March 12
9:49 PM
To: CherryLips0
From: Uchiha2
Sakura,
Shut up.
You're annoying.
-Sasuke