Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Romeo and Juliet cause if I did I'd be rich!

A happy belated (very belated) Christmas and new year to you all! Hope it was fun!

Some Temari bashing if you think that way.

Now for the long awaited (hopefully) last chapter of Romeo and Juliet Drama:

Chapter 12

The Show Must End

"Alright it's opening night, people!" Anko was yelling at everyone through a mega phone.

"Do you really need to use that?" Kakashi asked blankly. He was leaning against a wall reading his book.

"Yes, I do!" Anko yelled in the mega phone right in Kakashi's ear. Anko giggled then said, "Can you go and help the students with their costumes…on second thought only help the boys." Kakashi blinked.

"What?! I can't hear you! I think you defended me with the mega phone!"

* * *

"I'm going to miss this."

"And what part of this will you miss?" Neji and Tenten were already in their costumes, sitting in a corner reading over the scripts one last time. Tenten looked around.

"How everyone is friends. Shino and I were never friends but now we can actually start a conversation…sometimes."

"I see what you mean. If it wasn't for this play, I don't think me and Uchiha would have ever have become friends."

"And Temari and…never mind. I still hate her and she still hates me." Neji laughed at Tenten.

* * *

"Oh Romeo!" Sasuke looked behind to see Sakura in her costume. Sasuke looked speechless.

So pretty! Sasuke thought.

"Why, Mrs. Capulet, you look amazing." Sakura gave Sasuke a playful punch which knocked the wind out of him.

"I would love it if you were my son-in-law though I think I would steal you away…Sasuke? Sasuke?! Help! Someone get a doctor! Don't worry Sasuke, help's coming!"

* * *

Shikamaru sat in front of a mirror, already in his costume. Anko had told him to straighten his hair or at least control it. Shikamaru sighed.

"Meow. Hello hottie!" Shikamaru sighed again seeing Temari.

"Shouldn't you be backstage doing something?"

"I'd rather spend time with you." Temari leaned forward pressing Shikamaru into the dressing mirror.

"Shikamaru, do you think I should put my hair up or leave it?" Ino walked in to see Temari pressed against Shikamaru. (A/N: That sounds pervy!), "Am I interrupting something?" Shikamaru furiously shook his head.

"Yes, you are. Please leave." Temari said bluntly. Ino gulped to stop some tears.

"I see, goodbye." Ino rushed out the room.

"Wait Ino!" Shikamaru yelled.

"Shh!" Temari placed her finger on Shikamaru's lips, "It's just us now."

Come on you're a genius! Think of something! Shikamaru thought.

"Is that Gaara sniffing glue?" Temari got off Shikamaru and looked around.

"Oh no, not again! Wait…" Temari turned back to see Shikamaru gone, "Grrr!"

* * *

"Naruto-kun, you look so g-good in your costume."

"Hinata, are you stuttering again?"

"Yeah, father's suspicious."

"I see."

"I just need to go powder my nose. Be back in a jiff." Naruto nodded and Hinata headed towards the bathrooms. Upon entering the bathrooms, Hinata was greeted by the sound of someone crying. Hinata opened the bathroom door to see Ino crying, her mascara running.

"Ino?" Ino sniffed.

"Hello Hinata."

"Ino, what are you doing here? Why are you crying?"

"Well…Temari…*sniff* and then he…*sniff* and then she…" Ino started to cry again. Hinata blinked.

"Let me get this straight. You caught Temari with Shikamaru? And then she told you they were busy?" (A/N: Hinata's good at this game XD and is it just me or does it sound pervy?) Ino nodded.

"You're good at this Hinata." Hinata thought for a while.

"I'll be back in a moment."

* * *

"I'm so nervous! I've never been on stage before! What if I freeze?" Neji chuckled.

"You'll be fine." Then Neji leaned in and the two of them closed their eyes.

"I need to borrow Tenten." Hinata interrupted. The couple didn't open their eyes.

"We're busy Hinata so go away." Neji hinted.

"Why is everyone 'busy'?!" Hinata sighed, grabbed Tenten, and dragged her away. Neji opened his eyes to see Tenten gone.

* * *

"I'm sorry Sasuke. I didn't mean to hit you that hard!" Sakura apologized.

"No harm done…except to my spleen."

"Sakura, can you come with me for a bit?" Hinata appeared out of no where, dragging Tenten. Sakura blinked, "It's easier if you come quietly." Sakura gulped and nodded. The two girls plus girl being dragged walked away. Sasuke stared at the blank spot his girlfriend had been.

"Oh no, she got here too!" Sasuke turned to see Neji running over.

"Hyuuga?"

"Yeah, Hinata Hyuuga." Neji looked at Sasuke, "She's up to something…again."

"Neji, Sasuke!" Shikamaru ran over, "Have you seen Ino?" The two boys shook their heads. Shikamaru sighed and ran off.

"What's his problem?" Sasuke asked causing Neji to shrug.

* * *

"That's awful!" The four girls were in one bathroom stall.

"It's okay. There's no need to worry about me. I mean you have your own boyfriends. I'm Ino Yamanako, for goodness sake. I can make a boy fall for me in less than five seconds…except Shikamaru." Ino was sent into another round of tears. Tenten handed her a tissue.

"Our boyfriends weren't exactly handed to us on a silver platter." Sakura pointed out.

"But you didn't have competition who won't quit! Maybe I should retreat! Sai's a pretty nice guy."

"He's gay."

"You can't give up!" Hinata yelled suddenly, "During the performance, when you and Shikamaru are on the stage, kiss him."

"What?!" Sakura yelled.

"Hinata, that's crazy!" Tenten shook her head.

"But my dad will see me!" Ino protested.

"Though it will show you mean business!"

"Anko will kill me!" Ino protested again. Hinata grinned evilly.

"Run fast." Anko burst through the door.

"Curtain in five minutes!" Anko looked at Ino, "Fix your makeup."

* * *

The play went on like it normally would until they came to the scene where the nurse meets Romeo, Mercutio and Benvolio:

Ino: Peter!

Kiba: Anon!

Ino: My fan, Peter.

Naruto: Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the
fairer face.

Ugh, Naruto is as annoying as ever! Ino thought.

Ino: God ye good morrow, gentlemen.

Naruto: God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.

Ino: Is it good den?
Who understands this stuff? Ino thought.

Naruto: 'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the
dial is now upon the prick of noon.

Ino: Out upon you! What a man are you!

Sasuke: One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to
mar.

Ino: By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'
quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I
may find the young Romeo?

Sasuke: I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when
you have found him than he was when you sought him:
I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.

Ino: You say well.

When should I do it? Ino thought When he says something, I will do it! Ino decided.

Naruto: Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;
wisely, wisely.

Ino: if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with
you.

Shikamaru: She will indite him to some supper.

He said something! Here goes nothing…

"And who is this?" Ino asked. Everyone on stage stared blankly at Ino.

"This isn't in the script!" Anko franticly searched the script.

"Benvolio is my name madam." Shikamaru even added a bow.

He's perfect! How could I ever forget him? I pray this works. Ino thought.

"And is Benvolio in love?" Shikamaru looked at Ino confused.

"This isn't in the script!" Anko was shaking with anger. Kakashi sighed.

Should I say something? Sasuke thought. He looked over at Naruto who looked as confused as him. Shikamaru paused before speaking.

"Yes…I am."

"Who is she?"

"She's… the most beautiful person in the world. She's smart, funny, and has blonde hair."

Who is he talking about?! Temari has blonde hair too! Ino thought frustrated. Shikamaru continued.

"I've known her for years. Her father and my father were friends when they were kids too. Without her, we wouldn't have the Ino-Shika-Cho team and she's standing right in front of me." Ino's eyes filled with tears and she ran to Shikamaru, hugging him.

"I love you too." And then they kissed.

"I love Shakespeare!" Tenten squealed.

"Naruto, do something!" Anko hissed at him. Naruto began to sing.

Naruto: An old hare hoar,
And an old hare hoar,
Is very good meat in lent
But a hare that is hoar
Is too much for a score,
When it hoars ere it be spent.
Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll
to dinner, thither.

Sasuke hesitated before saying: I will follow you.

Naruto: Farewell, ancient lady; farewell.

The two ran off stage while the couple kissed, the crowd going wild.

"Grrr!" Temari snapped her backstage clip board in half, "I was supposed to win Shika-kun! That was the only reason I joined this thing!" Temari sighed then glanced over at Sai.

"Sorry, I'm gay." He said and they all lived happy ever after except Temari…but in the very end she found a guy…whose name is not pronounceable…

The End

I can't believe it's over!

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Happy January 28th 2010