Hi DanzQueenB here.

Meet My Best Buddy: Solarfang- she's got good stories too!

I love Hetalia!

I use deviantart alot, so all my stories are there as well :) http:///

I play clarinet, sing and act. My fave color is blue and I smile alot.

I don't really know what to put here lol

Music is Life

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you are a NejiTen fan copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Naruto so much, you wish the charecters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that even though Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish a novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started reading a chapter, then got sidetracked and forgot to review until the author posted a new chapter, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes that give you bites that itch like crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on someone, but are afraid to do anything about it, copy this onto your profile

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English"?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people.

Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of three of your best friends. If they're okay, then its you.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well I think guns help, if you stood there and said "BANG" you wouldn't kill many people.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! (This happened to me twice in five minutes!)

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?