-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty first story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree and The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, and End of the Year Sleep Over, and Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker. They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim or any of the songs in here I just own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy

Poison Bloody Pineapple

Setting 1 An Unknown Road

It was a dark and foggy night barley any cars were on the road except for one car driven by a man who looked about in his 30's he was listening and singing along to Thanks for the Memories by Fall Out Boy and that my dear fanfiction people is where our story begins.

-The Man- I'm gonna make it bend and break
(It sent you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show...
(Let the good times roll)
(Let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life,
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you, only sweeter"!
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories;
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
Is always cloudy except for
(Except for)
When you look into the past
(Look into the past)
One night stand...
(One night stand off)
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you only sweeter"!
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories;
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
They say

I only think in the form of crunching numbers (then pow he heard his tire pop) What the. (and he started spinning out of control) Ahh! (until finally his car hit a tree and the guys airbag came out and saved his life.) Whoo that was close thank goodness for my airbag otherwise that could of been the end of me. Woo Well I might as well get out and see what the damage is. (he began to get out but he was held back by his seat belt.) Ah stupid seatbelt. (he unhooked it and got out he looked at his car and it was smashed against the tree and he had a hug flat tire) Oh man look at my car it is smashed and another flat tire that's the third one this week my wife's gonna kill me. Stupid car. (he kicked his car with his foot but a bit too hard and it hurt so bad that he grabbed his foot and started hopping up and down in pain) Oh man things can't possibly get any worse can they? (then he heard some thunder and lightning and it started to poor) Oh great I just had to ask didn't I. Stupid rain I hate the rain you hear me rain I hate you. You always come at the worst possible time. (he took out his cell phone) Oh man I can't even get any reception out here with this stupid rain going on. Oh this is just perfect and now I am talking out load to myself and I probably look like a big giant freak. (he was getting ready to go back into his car when some lighting lite up the area and he saw a cave in the distance.) What's that a cave well maybe I can get some reception in there or at least get out of this a cursed rain. (he began to walk up towards the cave when from out of no where a crazy looking old guy scared him the old man look like he had just seen a ghost.)

-Old Man- Don't go in there.

-The Man- Wow man you scared me.

-Old Man- Trust me sir if you continue forward into that awful cave you will have way more then just me to worry about there is nothing but death and doom in that cave.

-The Man- O.k. sir are you alright because I'm about to call the police and maybe afterwards I can call you an ambulance or...

-Old Man- Trust me sir there is no cure for the things I've seen. What they do in there is inhuman. I mean I'm lucky to have escaped unchanged.

-The Man- Yeah unchanged well you think about that for a while in the mean time I'm going to go into the scary cave. (he began to walk but the man grabbed him by the caller of his shirt.

-Old Man- NO SIR IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NOT GO IN THERE! YOU WILL DIE A MOST PAINFUL DEATH!

-The Man- (he pulled the old man off of him) Yeah well I think I'll take my chances. So bye and for both our sacks get some help.

-Old Man- You've been warned (he left continuing to say) Beware the doom cave beware the doom cave Doom Doom DOOOOM...

-The Man- (he began to walk to the cave) Crazy old fool it's just a cave nothing wrong with caves now crazy old guys yeah there's something wrong with them alright. (he walked into the cave and took out his phone) Hello police yeah I just got a flat tire and my car is totaled. Ah my location well I'm...(then he noticed a bug on his arm) Uw gross. (he smashed the bug) Ah no not you ma'am there was a bug. Any way I am on the corner of (then thousands of the same type of bug that he just kill started to crawl on him they completely in gulped him) Ah get off of me AHHH! (he dropped the phone)

-The police- Hello sir sir?

-Unknown person- (then three people came form out of the shadows you could not see who or what they were but one of them the tallest one laughed an evil laugh) Ha-ha!

-Kierra- (she was shaking Amethyst awake) Master Master Master wake up. Wake up.

-Amethyst- (she woke up yes the whole seen from before was just Amethyst's dream) What...where am I...Kierra what are you...what happened?

-Kierra- Oh not much Master except for the fact that you were having that stupid dream again.

-Amethyst- So what if I was Kierra it's just a dream.

-Kierra- Ha if it's just a dream Master then how come you keep having it over and over again for three weeks?

-Amethyst- Oh come on Kierra I have not been having the same dream over and over again for three weeks.

-Kierra- Oh then what do you call it Master.

-Amethyst- I call it a... movie.

-Kierra- What?

-Amethyst- Yeah it's like I go to sleep I have that weird dream then you or something else wakes me up then I go back to sleep later on and the dream picks up where it left off like a movie.

-Kierra- Oh whatever Master it's still unnatural for you or any one else for that matter to have relatively the same dream over and over again for three weeks and this stupid dream is keeping you and me from a good night's sleep.

-Amethyst- Wow Kierra that sounded really selfish. (she said as she began to get out of bed)

-Kierra- I don't mean to sound selfish Master I'm just really worried about you I think you should really tell your father or some one about this dream before it's too late.

-Amethyst- Oh no Kierra that's the last thing I'm going to do. Dad does not need to worry about some stupid dream. Oh and by the way Kierra speaking of that… you haven't told any one about my dream have you?

-Kierra- Ah no Master you told me not to but I really think you should because...

-Amethyst- Nah-ah no more out of you Kierra. Now listen to me as your Master dreams mean nothing they're just dreams they're nothing more then figments of my imagination. O.k. Now come on Kierra enough of this dream nonsense we've got to go to the training room we've got work to do.

-Kierra- (she got out of bed) Ah Master by work do you mean virtual surfing?

-Amethyst- (she pushed her disguise button and it clamped on to her and came off to reveal her in her bathing suit but she did not have her wig or contacts in) Maybe Kierra. Ha-ha

-Kierra- (she groaned)

-Amethyst- Oh come on Kierra we're on vacation time to have some fun.

-Kierra- What ever you say Master but I'm still not dropping this.

-Amethyst- Sure thing Kierra race you to the training room. (she began to run and Kierra fallowed)

Setting 2 The Massive

The Tallest were listening to Zim being all silly again like in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Starts.

-Zim- My Tallest My Tallest Hey My Tallest. My Tallest Hey over here My Tallest My Tallest My Tallest ...

-Red- No Zim don't start that again please for the sake of our sanity what is it?

-Zim- I just wanted to inform you that me and Amethyst will be off of the horrible earth Skool for a full earth week. It is something that the humans call spring break.

-Red- And this was worth telling us because?

-Zim- Don't you understand my tallest this means that we can have uninterrupted conversations about my progress on this filthy plant for a full earth week isn't that great?

-Purple- Ah look Zim we think it's time that you and Amethyst went on a vacation.

-Zim- What Zim needs no vacation.

-Red- What he meant to say was a ah...ah...a Reconition Mission.

-Zim and Purple- Ah what?

-Red- Yeah a Reconition Mission I can't believe you two haven't heard about this. It is were we send our top ranking invaders to another part of their assigned planet for one earth week in this case and they observe that area and don't report back to us until the week is over.

-Zim- It sounds...

-Red- Import yes it is Zim we would not send you on it unless we felt you were truly ready. So can we count on you Zim?

-Zim- Very well my tallest me and Amethyst shall go on this Reconition Mission (he saluted) Well Invader Zim signing off. (he cute the transmission)

-Red- Shoo that was close. Can you imagine having to deal with that pain in the but for a full earth week? (the two of them shuttered) Yeah we're just lucky that he was too busy doing whatever it was he was doing during that summer break thing to bug us.

-Purple- I know why couldn't he have done that stuff this time too?

-Red- Yeah I know it's so unfair.

-Purple- Dah and you know what else is unfair the fact that these stupid humans keep giving Zim and Amethyst to many breaks.

-Red- Yeah I know right I don't enjoy having to deal with him ever other earth month Jeez.

-An Irken Massive Crew Member- Ah sirs?

-Red- Yeah what is it now?

-An Irken Massive Crew Member- We have a incoming transmission from the Wisest.

-Purple- Aww what does she want?

-An Irken Massive Crew Member- I'm not sure sirs but it seems very important should I patch her throw.

-Red- Yeah might as well see what she wants this time.

-Wisest- (she appears on the screen) Greetings Tallest.

-Red- Yeah hi Wisest what do you want?

-Wisest- Oh not much sirs I was just wondering how everything is going over there you know with Zim and all?

-Purple- Everything's fine.

-Red- Yeah why do you ask?

-Wisest- Oh no reason it's just that well Kierra has been telling me that Amethyst has not been feeling very well lately.

-Red- Oh no, is she sick again?

-Wisest- Well no actually Kierra won't tell me exactly what is wrong with Amethyst because she says that Amethyst won't let her. So I was just wondering how everything is going over there.

-Purple- Everything is fine we just sent Zim on a Reconition Mission.

-Wisest- Hmm...A Reconition Mission? I've never heard of such a thing.

-Red- That's because I mad it up. Yeah we told Zim to go to another part of the earth for a full earth week and not report back to us untill the week is up. So he wouldn't bug us isn't that a great idea?

-Wisest- Yeah well it certainly is an interesting idea tallest and I can see how Zim could fall for something like that but don't you two realize that this was the time of earth year when the Matrixsys powers were at their best?

-Purple- Yeah but what does that have to do with anything Doom and the rest of the Matrixsys are gone right?

-Wisest- Yeah they're gone but still I don't think it was such a good idea to send the future queen on a fake noncomunitive mission around this time I really think you two should call Zim and...

-Red- Oh sorry Wisest you're breaking up where going throw a meteor shower AH! Gotta go. (he signaled for one of the Massive Crew Members to cute her off and the transmission ended)

-An Irken Massive Crew Member- Ah sirs do you really think it was wise to hang up on her like that?

-Red- Dah of course it was besides Utopians always over react. I mean come on nothing bad is going to happen.

-Purple- Yeah and more importantly I don't wan to miss out on going to Planet Carnival just because the Wisest has a feeling something bad is going to happen.

-Red- Yeah I wan't free doughnuts.

-Purple- And I wan't free notches. So set a course for Planet Carnival and lets enjoy this Zim free earth week.

-The Tallest- Woohoo!

Setting 3 Zim's base.

Zim was still in the same room he was in when he was talking to the tallest he was just standing there in a kind of daze.

-Zim's Computer- Master are you o.k.?

-Zim- Yes I'm great computer the Tallest have finally realized how much they need my incredible brain meats.

-Zim's Computer- Yeah incredible that's one way of describing your brain.

-Zim- Exactly Computer now tell me were are Gir, Minimoose, Kierra, and Amethyst?

-Zim's Computer- Ah I think they're in the training room.

-Zim- Oh I should of know Amethyst is always working so hard on improving her powers.

-Zim's Computers- (under his voice) Yeah right that's what they're doing.

-Zim- Well I had better go tell them the good news. (he goes into a door)

-Zim's Computer- A Zim that's the closet.

-Zim- (he comes out) I knew that I was just testing you computer.

-Zim's Computer- Sure you were.

-Zim- Silence Computer and take me to the training room.

-Zim's Computer- Whatever. (the floor opened up and Zim was sent down to the training room)

-Zim- Ahh! I meant gently.

-Zim's Computer- Sorry (he chuckled a little)

Setting 4 The Training Room

Amethyst had set the virtual setting for the beach. So the room looked like a typical beach Amethyst was in her bathing suit and she and Kierra where on surfboards. Kierra was not in her disguise and Gir was on the shore making a sand castle not in his disguise.

-Amethyst- (she was surfing a big wave) Weehoo this is so much fun. Look you guys one hand. (she surfed one hand and then the wave subside and she was next to Kierra.)

-Gir- Yeah Little Master. (he clapped)

-Kierra- Master I really don't think we should be doing this. This room is really just meant for training not for your personal pleasure.

-Amethyst- Oh come on Kierra quit being such a worry wart and learn to have a little fun in your life.

-Kierra- But Master what if your father catches us doing this?

-Amethyst- Oh don't worry about my Dad Kierra. He's still talking to the Tallest and you know how long those conversations last.

-Kierra- But Master don't you think it's a little weird that you found that clipping about earth surfing on the very same day that you started having you know what.

-Amethyst- Not really Kierra but you know what I do think is weird the fact that I'm gonna beat you in this surfing contest.

-Kierra- Oh you think so Master.

-Amethyst- I don't think Kierra I know.

-Kierra- Well then bring it on Master.

-Amethyst- Ha-ha That's the sprit Kierra and Minimoose why don't you...Hey wait a minute...Minimoose where are you?

-Minimoose- (the sound of his Meep came from under Gir's castle.) Meep!

-Amethyst- (she started laughing with every word) Gir did you barey poor Minimoose again?

-Gir- Maybe Ha-ha

-Amethyst- Ha-ha Gir you silly robot unbarey him right now.

-Gir- (he saluted in duty mode) Yes Ma'am (he unbared Minimoose)

-Minimoose- (he look a little up set) Meep

-Amethyst- Ha-ha sorry Minimoose I didn't realize that he was baring you again. (then she noticed something else) What the (she groaned) Gir did you barey my radio too. No wonder it was so boring in here. Jeez. O.k. Minimoose you judge how well me and Kierra do and Gir you turn on my music lets get this party really started.

-Gir- YEAH BEACH PARTY! (he turned on the music and it was Celebrate by Jump 5)

-Amethyst- Good that's more like it and Kierra you get ready to get owned.

-Kierra- We'll see about that Master. (the two of them began to do some really good surfing as the music started)

-The radio- Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate
Celebrate good times, come on
There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last
throughout the years
So bring your good times
and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your
party with you
Come on now, Celebration
Let's all celebrate
and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate
and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on!
Celebrate good times, come on
Come on, It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on
Celebration, Come on and celebrate
Celebrate good times, come on!
Celebration, come on and celebrate
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on! celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
celebration
Celebrate good times, come on! celebration

-Zim- (he came into the training room) AMETHYST GIR KIERRA MINIMOOSE WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE EXSPLAIN TO ZIM!

-Amethyst-(as soon as her father came in the holographic image disappeared and her and Kierra whipped out. She stood up.) Ah Dad what are you...I thought you were still talking to the Tallest...Ah this is not what it looks like...we were just ah...please don't bee mad at me dad.

-Zim- I'm not mad at you Amethyst.

-Amethyst- You're not?

-Zim- No how could I be mad at you when we have a new mission.

-Amethyst- We do?

-Zim- Yes the Tallest are sending us on a Reconition Mission were we will observer another part of this horrific planet for the full earth week and not report back to them till the end of the week.

-Amethyst- Oh so it's like a vacation.

-Zim- NO IT IS NOT A VACTATION IT IS A RECONITION MISSION.

-Amethyst- O.k. it's not a vacation Jeez you don't have to yell I'm right here you know. Any way it still sounds cool so where are we going?

-Zim- Well I thought I'd let you decide.

-Amethyst- Me really Hmm...(She looked around and noticed the clipping she had about Hawaiian surfing.) Well I would really love to go to Hawaii, but considering the fact that it is one of the wettest spots on this stupid planet it might not be such a good idea.

-Zim- Ah actually Amethyst I have been doing some experiments with the earth ocean water and according to my research it appears that the earth ocean water is not the same thing as the horrible earth rain water that falls from the sky. And considering the fact that we have been taking swim lessons ever since that terrible pool trip we might very well be able to go to this Hawaii. I mean the earth ocean water may not have the same horrible effects on our skin. Hmm...we'll need a test subject though but who could we get?

-Skoodge- (He came in to the room from what seemed like no where.) Yeah we're going on a beach trip Woohoo

-Amethyst- Skoodge what are you doing here I thought I kicked you out.

-Skoodge- Yeah you did Amethyst but I known you where just kidding.

-Amethyst- No I wasn't kidding Skoodge now get... -Zim- Skoodge buddy pal it's so good to see you.

-Skoodge- It is?

-Amethyst- It is?(Zim covered her mouth)

-Zim- (he took his hand off of Amethyst's mouth and put it around Skoodge's shoulder) Yes of course it is Skoodge buddy I always enjoy seeing you. Oh and by the way Skoodge buddy pal how long have the two of us know each other.

-Amethyst- (she said it while Zim still had his hand over her mouth) Ah Dad are you feeling alright?

-Zim- I'm fine Amethyst now why don't you be a good little smeet and go get that thing we talked about while the grown ups talk.

-Amethyst- What thing… oh wait I get it. He's right Skoodge just ignore me I'll be right back. (she ran off using her super speed)

-Skoodge- O.k. a Zim should I be afraid?

-Zim- No Skoodge buddy pal now answer the question Zim commands you.

-Skoodge- Well we've know each other since we were smeets when you cased Horrible Painful Overload Day Part 2 and…

-Zim- Ah yes good times good times. Now Skoodge I have a very important mission for you.

-Skoodge- Really you do...(he got really excited) Oh what is it Zim?

-Zim- I need you to. (he removed his hand from Skoodge's shoulder and ducked) Now Amethyst.

-Amethyst- (she poor a bucket full of ocean water all over Skoodge) Yeah look Dad it worked his skin is not fuming at all you were right.

-Zim- Of course I was right I am a genius after all.

-Amethyst- Yes you are Dad so does this mean that we can go to Hawaii for our Reconition Mission?

-Zim- Yes it does Amethyst.

-Amethyst- (she jumped for joy) Woohoo! Yes oh thank you Dad you're the best dad in the...(she noticed the irritated look on his face) Ah I mean that's good. (she cleared her throat) Come on Gir Kierra and Minimoose we'd better go get packed. (he started to head out the door and the other followed her) We're going to the beach. We're going to the beach. We're going to the beach.

-Gir- (he was right behind Amethyst) We're going to the beach. We're going to the beach. We're going to the beach.

-Minimoose- (he flowed behind Gir) Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep

-Kierra- (she just followed the rest of them putting her head in her hand in frustration)

-Skoodge- (he began to follow them) We're going to the beach We're going to the beach We're going to the beach. (Zim got in his way as the other four left the training room)

-Zim- And just where do you think you're going Skoodge?

-Skoodge- Ah to go get packed. I mean I just thought that since you guys just basically used me for your experiment that I would get the privilege of coming along too.

-Zim- Yes there's that idea but here's mine, Skoodge I really need you to stay right here.

-Skoodge- Oh but Zim I really wanted to come along.

-Zim- I know you did Skoodge but listen to Zim me, Amethyst, Gir, Kierra, and Minimoose are going to be gone for an entire earth week and this would give the Dib stink the perfect opportunity to infiltrate my gloriaous base and destroy it.

-Skoodge- Huh you're right Zim...

-Zim- Of course I'm right I am Zim after all and when has Zim ever been wrong?

-Zim's Computer- Well there was that time...

-Zim- I DID NOT ASK YOU COMPUTER! So any way Skoodge can I count on you?

-Skoodge- Yes sir I am...

-Zim- Great now come on Skoodge I have to show you how to work my newest most insensately clever security system ever.

-Skoodge- Ah wait Zim if you have a new security system then why do I have to...

-Zim- SILENCE SKOODGE DO NOT QUESTION ZIM! (they leave the room)
Side Setting my room

-Me- Well Fanfiction people that was the first chapter I hope you all enjoyed it and by the way before any of you filthy humans ask no this story is not going to be a Invader Zim and Lilo and Stitch cross over though I love Lilo and Stitch it was my first obsession and it is my favorite Disney movie I am not doing that so don't ask or else. Any way the next chapter will be up in about two or three weeks I'm not sure I told you this would be a long episode and that I would not up date as offend and I was not joking Mahahahahah! Anyway until next time I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!