Kooky: Woo-hoo-hoo! I think it's about time we have another show, don't you, Igor?
Iggy: It's Iggy! I'm not a stupid Igor like you think I am!
Kooky: Don't be offended, Igor! Have you seen the movie Igor? The Igor in that movie was really smart like you!
Iggy: Well I don't have a hunchback like a proper Igor should!
Kooky: You do know that your name on your birth certificate is Igor, right?
Iggy: NOOO WAAAY! MY NAME IS Ignatius!
Kooky: WOO-HOO-HOO-WOOH! Actually, your official name is Iggy Hop Koopa. A play on Iggy Pop.
Iggy: Well that's pretty trashy to name me Iggy instead of Ignatius or a real name like that.
Kooky: We could have it changed to Igor if you like…
Iggy: No thanks! Sheesh, let's just blow something up already!
Kooky: Iggy, don't you remember the rules? Answer questions first, blow something up later!
This one is from dragon19kyoshi:
Kooky: If a Bob-omb explodes when the fuse reaches the metal part, what happens when you put gun powder and fire together on a Bob-omb?
Kooky: Simple! Iggy, fetch the gunpowder!
Iggy: Why do I have to do all the fetching?
Kooky: You don't have to do all of the fetching! See, I have just fetched the Bob-omb!
Iggy: Ok, ok… now old-fashioned gunpowder is made out of sulfur, charcoal and potassium nitrate. When you burn it you get carbon dioxide, water vapor, nitrogen and potassium sulfide.
Kooky: Here, I'll draw up the equation for everybody:
S + 3(C) + 2(KNO3) = K2S + 3(CO2) + N2
Iggy: Why don't we use TNT?
Kooky: We are going to work our way up when it comes to explosives! Next time we can maybe do TNT, but we are going to eventually work our way up to NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS! WOO-HOO-HOO-
Iggy: All right! (pours gunpowder into the Bob-omb)
Kooky: Ok, now let's test the explosiveness of a normal Bob-omb.
Iggy: Bob-ombs do contain gunpowder, you know.
Kooky: Quick, hide in your shell…
(Throws the unloaded Bob-Omb and it explodes)
Iggy: That was lame! I hope this one explodes bigger… waah! It's glowing hot, Kooky!
(Bob-omb explodes; shatters all the glass equipment in the lab. Kooky and Iggy are black and burnt.)
Kooky: Luckily I have my magic wand to fix things.
(Kooky uses magic wand to restore everything to how it was before the Bob-omb exploded.)
Kooky: Kids, don't ever play with explosives – unless you've got a magic wand like me – and I doubt that any of you do. Next is from a Ruby:
Iggy and Kooky: Why are you two so cute?
Iggy: We are not supposed to be cute! We're supposed to be EVIL!
Kooky: Regardless of whether or not we're evil, we happen to be very endearing in appearance. This is because we are fairly young and helpless by Koopa standards; evolution designed young creatures to be endearing to their elders so that their elders will take care of them so that they can survive to reproduce in adulthood. Now, mind you, we're not going to be cute forever. When we reach King Dad's age we'll be big and ugly because we'll be strong enough not to need to touch people's hearts for protection to survive anymore.
Iggy: We are not young and helpless! We are teenagers and quite strong to boot!
Kooky: Koopas have a longer adolescence than other creatures, you know. And we continue to grow to some extent even as adults. And as strong as we are compared to other creatures, we couldn't win a fight with King Koopa.
Iggy: Read this! It's from izzy koopa!
hehehehe ludwig von koopa you are so mean iggy told me to say it hehehehe any way how do volcanoes erupt
Kooky: (Stares angrily at Iggy while Iggy giggles)
(Sighs) Anyway, let's do an experiment! Iggy, get the boxed baking soda volcano that you got for Christmas!
Iggy: Awww, but it' collector's edition! I wanted to keep it mint inside the box forever!
Kooky: Do you think they make those things so that people can keep them in the box to look at forever? Bring it here and tear it open!
Iggy: All right, but I'm getting a new one!
(Brings over a volcano that looks like Santa Claus.)
Kooky: Whaaaa…?
Iggy: Teehee… I told you it was a special collector's edition!
Kooky: Well, it's got sodium bicarbonate and acetic acid included, right?
Iggy: Yup, in special collectible holiday decorated bottles!
Kooky: Hmm, well, you see, the earth is full of pressure underneath. Gases and heat that want to get out.
(Pours the baking soda and vinegar inside the Santa and closes it)
Iggy: Don't forget the food coloring!
Kooky: Now, the carbon dioxide that is formed here will be wanting to get out just like the bubbling magma under the earth. Now, Santa can't keep all of that inside him forever, so it's going to come out through the weakest part, through any opening, or anything that might be an opening, which in this case, will be his mouth… hey, his mouth doesn't have an opening!
Iggy: Teehee… it's not a burping or vomiting Santa, silly!
Kooky: Uh oh.
(Orange bubbles and gases spew out of Santa's pants)
Kooky: This is a kid's show Iggy! What were you thinking?
Iggy: Just doing what you asked me to.
Kooky: Well, I didn't realize that… Anyway, kids, volcanoes happen when the gases under the earth find an easy way out. Now let's answer ElectroCrasher's question:
Oh, umm... Kooky? Is it true that white light is just all of the colors combined? If so, can you explain why? Please?
Kooky: That's actually quite true, ElectroCrasher. That's why white light makes everything it shines on look whatever color it actually is. You see, light is made up of little units called photons, and every photon has a different color depending on how much energy it's got. Blue photons have more energy than red photons, which is why they look blue… remember ROY G BIV; the later the letter, the higher the energy of the color it corresponds to.
And when you mix them all together well enough, they'll be so bright and blurred together that you can't pick them apart from one another and so you perceive it as white!
But if you view it through a prism or a soap bubble, or even a slit, or even if you just squint at it, you might begin to see a bit of a rainbow!
Now, one last question… aww, darn, how does Simon get so many responses while we don't?
Well, this must be one of Simon's fans, chipmunkfanantic:
I have never heard of you guys but anyway i do have a few Science Questions
Kooky if you could rule the world with an Iron Fist would you
Iggy How many Science Expereiments have you Conducted .
and a Question for both of you . Kooky Iggy do you think you could Check out my show its a Question and Answer show like yours but it Still needs work and i was wondering ifyou two could help out ?
Kooky: Never heard of us? Don't you play the Super Mario games? Like New Super Mario Bros. Wii? That last boss with the blue hair? Yeah, that's me. But you know that Kooky is only my name in the cartoon; everywhere else, I'm Ludwig.
Iggy: And the crazy boss with the glasses and the green hair… yeah, that's me.
Kooky: I suggest watching the Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 on Youtube. I highly suggest watching the episode titled "Oh, Brother"… and "Up, up and a Koopa"… and Super Koopa… and pretty much any episode with me in it…
Iggy: I'm not smart in the TV show; I'm my brother Lemmy's dumb twin, and we're called Hip and Hop in the show. I'm Hop, and Lemmy's Hip.
Kooky: Happy viewing! Yes, I would rule the world with an iron fist if I could. That's what my father Bowser's set out to do… although he can hardly keep an iron fist on the Mushroom Kingdom…
Iggy: I don't know, lots, I don't count, I don't like math…
Kooky: Iggy, you can't be a good scientist if you don't do math!
Iggy: I'm good at math, doesn't mean that I like it like you do…
Kooky: I don't appreciate other viewers trying to solicit their own shows on MY show, so good day, mister, or madam, as the case might be!
Iggy: I'll watch your show!
Kooky: You would. It's probably stupid and crazy like you.
Iggy: I might still be crazy, but I'm not stupid anymore! Izzy was right; you are mean, Ludwig Von Koopa!
Kooky: Well, I'm off to play my new masterpiece on my violin. Auf wiedersehen. (leaves the lab)
Iggy: Gargh, how does Simon get all those flames, especially when he's not even mean? You weren't mean enough, izzy koopa! I'm expecting some genuine flames next time around, people!
HAHA! I want you all to SCORCH LUDWIG! HAH!
Oh, by the way, he forgot to tell you that we're bringing one of our siblings to be a guinea pig on the next show, so be sure to post some questions for them!
HAHAHAHAHHAH!