Aceus sighed and rubbed her temples, "Those shining people are weirding me out! I hope no more of them…oh great!"

A shining figure walked up onto the plateau "Hey!"

Arceus stared "Who are you?"

"I'm Gemralts, and I'm here to give you legendaries some dares!"

Darkrai glared at Gemralts and shot a Dark Pulse

Gemralts conjured a silver shield out of nowhere and blocked the attack "Looks like you read my mind, 'krai! Can I call you 'krai?"

Darkrai yelled "I hate that na-"

Gemralts cut across him "Well, 'krai, here is my dare for you. Actually, it's for Cress'
here."

Cresselia went pale "I have a bad feeling about this..."

Gemralts pulled a game show wheel out of nowhere "You shall spin this wheel which will decide who you will spend a romantic evening with."

Cresselia gasped "Almost everything says Darkrai!"

Gemralts laughed manically and spun the wheel, it landed on a miniscule sliver that said Gemralts
Gemralts went red and nudged the wheel to 'Darkrai' "Looks like it's 'krai!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…..DGE!" Darkrai finished lamely as Arceus shot him a laser glare

Gemralts grinned and a table with candles and a vase of roses set for two materialised in front of Darkrai and Cresselia. They sat down and lent as far away from one another as possible

Jirachi let out a hysterical laugh "Shuddap Jirachi" Darkrai glowered

To cut a long story short the evening was exceedingly awkward with forced conversation and blushes at the cat-calls and wolf-whistling from the other legendaries. At the end of the evening both Darkrai and Cresselia sprang away from the table but….

"No no no! A romantic evening isn't complete without a kiss!' Gemralts said grinning

The two legendaries froze.

"What." Said Darkrai in shock

"The." Cresselia continued

"Hell." They said in unison

"YOU GOTTA DO IT!" Gemralts screamed with excitement

Darkrai looked nervous but Cresselia, her jaw set, spun him around and kissed him smack-bang on the lips. All the other legendaries gasped, and Darkrai could only stare up at Cresselia. She pulled away a second later

"Happy?" she spat at Gemralts. "I am never doing that again!" she said looking at Darkrai

"Fine by me…" Darkrai croaked

Gemralts laughed happily and vanished in a puff of smoke

Arceus sniggered, It was obvious that they both had enjoyed the kiss and were trying to cover it up. Mew laughed along with her as she watched Darkrai and Cresselia destroy the romantic table with their special attacks.

"Bit too loud in their protests about it aren't they" Zapdos muttered and then ducked as Cresselia threw a candle at his head.

Jirachi laughed maniacally again "Shuddap Jirachi!" Darkrai yelled

Just then a cloud painted with racing stripes cames zooming down to the legendaries

"Hello! I am silver rosebud!"

Everyone groaned and yelled "NOT YOU AGAIN! WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS INTRODUCE YOURSELF!"

Silver rosebud stared at them "This…..is…my….first…time…here

All the legendaries stared at her "Then…who..?

Silver rosebud shrieked with fury "Dang it! My sister impersonated me again! She is going to GET IT! But first…Giratina! Wait…where is she?" silver rosebud looked around

Suicune sighed "She's in the Distortion world with Rayquazza. I'll get them." She leapt lightly into the air and vanished from sight.

Every single legendary stared after her.

"Does she even know what fear or common sense are?" Celibi said, his eyes wide

"Apparently not. Just my luck I have a defective sister." Raikou snorted

Jirachi gave another maniacal laugh

"Shuddap Jirachi!" Darkrai yelled yet again

Shaymin edged away from Jirachi very slowly "Any idea why he keeps doing that?" she said looking a little freaked out.

"No idea." Chorused all the legendaries

Silver rosebud cleared her throat "Ahem! While we are waiting…MOLTRES!" she sung happily

"SAY WHAT? But…but…I have already done a dare! That's not fair! Its against the rules..i think.." Moltres cried out in shock

"I suggest you read the rule book of Truth Or Dare a little closer next time! Anyway….I DARE YOU TO STEAL ASH KETCHUM'S HAT….THEN BURN IT WITH YOUR FLAMES!" silver rosebud's voice went impressive and echoing as she delivered the dare.

"YOUR INSANE! THAT'S SUICIDE! ASH LOVES HIS HAT! I'LL GET THUNDERBOLT RIGHT TO THE HEAD! THAT DUMB PIKACHU IS NO PUSHOVER BELIEVE ME!" Moltres screamed, losing it completely "I NOT DOING IT!"

"Ok…I guess you have to clean up after the next 10 parties we throw…and Mew will be invited to all of them…oh well it's your decision…" Entei said shaking his head sadly

"Oh..uh..I well…..No I think I'll do it….." Moltres stammered in terror. Cleaning up after a party that Mew had been to…she shuddered to think of it.

"I believe he is in Pallet Town at the moment" silver rosebud said smugly

Moltres shot her a burning glare…litrally! Silver rosebud had to jump aside to avoid the flames!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a few minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ash was walking happily along the street to his house, when a shadow blocked out the sun. He looked up in shock and saw the majestic legendary fire-bird Moltres!

"Oh wow Pikachu! Check it out…a legendary Pokémon! Lets catch it…HEY GIVE ME MY HAT! Ash screamed a Moltres reached out a talon and flipped the hat off his head.

She caught it and threw it high into the air "BURN BABY BUUUURN!" she yelled and unleashed a Fire Blast, incinerating the hat completely

Ash's face turned red and he grabbed all the PokeBalls™ out of his bag and began hurling them at Moltres

"HAT….LEGENDARY…EVIL…..DIE…..PAY FOR THAT…HIIIII-YAAAAA!" Ash shrieked as Moltres was weaving this way and that to avoid the PokeBalls™ that were flying everywhere!

It was only a matter of time before she couldn't avoid them all. The air was thick with them! An Ultra-Ball™ clipped her on the wing and she was sucked down into it! It shook once, twice, three times and…*click* the theme tune from the Ultra-Ball™ rang out signalling a capture.

Then a blue bird with a long tail accompanied by a yellow bird that looked it had stuck a fork in an electric socket swooped down out of the sky. They let out cries of fury.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DID NOT JUST CAPTURE MY BESTIE! HIIII-YAAA!" Screeched Articuno, her voice piercing and shrill but masking a power that made Ash rather afraid

"HOW DARE YOU CAPTURE THE ULTIMATE PHEONIX! YOU WILL PAY HUMAN!" yelled Zapdos as thunder boomed menacingly and the two birds plummeted out of the sky and landing with a loud thump on the ground

With one Ice Beam from Articuno the Ultra-Ball™ shattered into tiny fragments and a furious Moltres rose out of it. Ash gulped, he was now facing three enraged legendaries. He closed his eyes…..*ZZZZZZT! WHOOOOMPH! CRACKLE!* He was electrocuted, burnt and frozen one after the other! The birds high-winged each other and flew back to the plateau.

Silver rosebud nodded approvingly as they came back "Good job….and now 'Tina is back I can do the Truth!" Moltres stared at Giratina who was standing next to Suicune,

"How did you…?" she gasped at Suicune who shot her a smug smile

"That's for me to know and for you to hopefully not find out." Suicune said mysteriously

"Anywaaaay! Giratina….Where the heck is Cyrus? He vanished in the Distortion World a few years ago…so where is he." Silver rosebud cut in

Giratina shuffled her feet and mumbled something that no-one heard except Jirachi who immediately burst into hysterical laughter… (and wait for it) ….

"Shuddap Jirachi!" Darkrai called

"A little louder please?" Shaymin yelled at Giratina

Giratina looked up and her eyes flashed defiantly "I ate him!" she said tossing her head back

"YOU DID WHAT?" yelled Arceus "YOU KNOW THE LAW GIRATINA! NO EATING HUMANS!"

"He deserved it! He captured Mesprit, Uxie and Azelf! And if it wasn't for some girl…Lyra..or something, they would still be there! And he harnessed Palkia and Diagla's energy to enter my world and then once he had caught me, he was planning to enslave Pokémon!" Giratina shouted infuriated.

"Whatever….anyway must go! I'm sending someone else for ya'll though!" silver rosebud said and vanished

Two minutes later precisely a glowing figure rode up on a weird animal that looked like a Rapidash but without the flaming mane or tail (for those who haven't guessed it's a normal horse)

"Hey guys….DID YA MISS ME? Yes, my friends! It is I…WIDDIFUL ECHIDNA!" she screamed standing up and doing surfing motions on the horses back

Mew facepalmed.

Widdiful Echidna's gaze snapped over to Mew and an evil grin spread across her face "Why hello Mew!"

Mew went a shade of pink paler, stepped behind Jirachi and made a small whimpering noise

"Now now! We can't have that can we? Mew! Get out here..or do you want all the legendaries to know your full-name?" Widdiful Echidna

Mew screamed and shot out from behind Jirachi and stood in front of Widdiful Echidna

"MEW! A TRUTH FOR YOU! Why do you always go so insane when eat sugar? Did Mewtwo do experiments on you or something? And what on Earth did you do that has made beings more than 20 times your size so fearful" Widdiful Echidna nodded solemnly as she finished

Mew face palmed "Great!" she squeaked "Just wonderful!"

Widdiful Echidna glared at her

"Fine! I used to be unable to have fun…like at all!" She shot a nasty glare at Arceus

"I was the first Pokémon she made and so I was…imperfect. Then she made Mewtwo and he was completely insane and hyper! She made him…I dunno really… but switch blood sugar levels with me or something. Anyway he got all moody and emo and I went….completly nuts for about 600 year or so. Well I soon burned out some of my blood sugar so I was controllable, Arceus then created 200 more celestial beings…." Mew was cut of by Widdiful Echidna

"Wait….what? 200?Where are they all then? There is only about...35 of you here!" she gasped in astonishment

"I'm getting to that! Anyway…Mewtwo became a little less emo because some blood sugar was finally coming back to him and I was calming down as my blood sugar levels regulated. But then to celebrate the completion ofa ll 200 legendaries…Arceus threw a party." Mew said her voice growing hushed

All the other legendaries shivered and grew closer together except for Suicune who stood still, humming slightly. Everyone shot her an incredulous look, she smiled, shrugged and went back to humming.

Mew glanced at her and resumed her story "I…might've had a bit to much sugar…OK A LOT! Waaaaay too much! I think in the end it equated to 3 Olympic swimming pools worth of sugar….don't ask me how I fitted it in cause I have no idea either!" she laughed and looked down at her small frame

" Anyway I…flared out. Meaning my body couldn't contain the energy that the sugar had given me and a powerful….very powerful blast of psychic power reduced the 200 strong ranks of legendaries to this 35…I basically vaporized the other 165 legendaries….." Her voice trailed off rather sheepishly

Widdiful Echidna's mouth fell open "Woah….I'm just gonna go now to save myself!" she said and backed away very fast. She vanished in a puff of lavender scented smoke.

Jirachi laughed manically

(…5, 4, 3, 2, 1..and…)

"SHUDDAP JIRACHI!" Darkrai yelled

Thnks to everyone for reviewing and everything! This story will come to an end in about 2 chapters so unfortunately the window for submitting stories is closed :( My apologies! Thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far and if your dare or truth wasn't featured in this chapter IT WILL BE IN THE NEXT ONE so never fear! However please still review to tell me what you think of this story!

See you all in the next chapter…race ya there!