Hi There!

I am ViBookWorm!

Name: Ygghsna Redinghytths (Killer to pronouce isn't it!? But better that one of my other friend's names...she's Teddy Bear. Can you imagine?? She's very huggable though.)

Hair Colour: Tuyri (One of the undiscovered colours...I challenge you to imagine it! I'm imagining Teddy Bear huffing in exasperation...)

Eyes: Hitinof (Quite an common eye colour...oh stop it Teddy Bear, I can here your mental eyeroll from across town.)

Gender: Girl

Country: Australia.

Favourite thing to write: Slash...slash as far as the eye can see.

My stories are an odd little mix ranging for utter crack to light hearted fun to crazy randomness to ansgt like WOAH!

Star Trek

5 Times They Accidentally Got Married: Star Trek 2009 fic about Spock and Kirk, title says it all. Light hearted cuteness, SLASH. One of the traditional '5 times and 1 time' fics, well everyone's gotta have at least one! COMPLETE.

Parody Songs Can Make A Difference: I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Contains parody songs and weirdness. I have no excuse. SLASH. COMPLETE.

Pokemon

Birthday Blues and Random Legendary Dares: A pokemon fic about Legendary Pokemon being given dares by reviewers. Crazily random and quite crackish. I thought it was a great idea two years ago. INCOMPLETE. Won't be finished for a while.

You Can't Fight Fate: An Ash/Gary fic. Funny moments and camping :) SLASH. It's a kinda fun fic. COMPLETE.

Sherlock BBC

If This Was A Movie: Songfic based off song of same name. About John's life after Reichenbach. SLASH. Not a happy fic. COMPLETE.

Nobody Said Love Was Easy: About John getting some help realising his attraction to Sherlock from someone unexpected after a massive fight with the consulting detective. Happy ending. SLASH. COMPLETE.

Debatable: I hate myself for this one, I really do. Major character death/suicide themes and angst...angst everywhere. Strong friendship but can be read as slash. My only M rated fic. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter

The Most Horrific Thing: Crack...utter crack. Contains people jumping out windows and scences of extreme randomness! COMPLETE.

Looking back on it...the most recent fics I've written are the most angsty...I'm becoming a morbid child. I'm also incrediblely mean to the poor boys from Baker St...

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore!

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know!

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'!

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Best Quotes ever:

"As I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING!?"

"The pen is mightier than the sword. I have to disagree with that. If I poke people with a pen, all it does is leave a black mark on their skin. But if I poke people with a sword, that does WAY more damage." -Ava Miranda Dakedavra (She's on FanFiction. AWESOME PROFILE PAGE!!)

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish!

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

And now just a random thing...

3 Good Ways to Solve a Love Triangle:
1. Girls dump guy and go shopping.
2. Guys dump girl and get together.
3. One word: Threesome.
Now, isn't that much better than all that pointless angst?

HAHA!! TV BEYOND THIS POINT!

SUPERNATURAL!

If you ship Bobby/Crowley and are not afraid to show it, bitches, copy and paste this shit into your damn profile. Idjits.

If you ship Dean/Castiel and are not afraid to show it, but proud as all Heaven and Hell, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!!

If you ship Sam/Gabe and are not afraid to show it , but proud as all Heaven and Hell, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!!!!

If you live by the motto, "If one sexy Winchester brother has a sexy soul mate angel, then it goes to say that the other sexy Winchester brother needs a sexy soulmate angel too!", copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ship Michael/Lucifer and love being completely blasphemous, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes...

"House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole." -Dean

Dean: [looks at Sam] What?
Sam: [puppy dog eyes] I lost my shoe.

Samuel: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.

Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler building.

Dean: All right, all right, quit bragging.

This isn't funny Dean. The voice is telling me I'm almost out of minutes. -Castiel on his cell phone

Woman: I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.
Dean: Good luck with that.

These aren't vampires, man, these are... these are douche bags. -Dean

"You go with Efron I'll get Bieber." -Dean

Bobby: "Bite me."
Crowley: "If that's your thing."

Crowley to Cas: “Submit or die? What are you, French?”

Raphael: I will find you!

Castiel: Maybe so, but today you're my little bitch.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Goodbye Till next time

ViBookWorm