Hey fans, as stated in the description, this story will feature crack-y feats of self-pleasure, each chapter featuring a different Hetalia character. Characters are done upon request on a first-come first-serve basis. Just state in your review what character you want me to do a crack-filled chapter of fapping for. All canon Hetalia characters are welcome, male or female, just no genderbent characters or OCs. Characters that appear in the anime are preferable, since I don't have much experience with the manga or the webcomics.

So, lucky first reviewer, YOU get to decide whom the first subject is! :D