Oh ,the parodies you can create in three hour car rides... it's the 12 days of christmas: Kingdom hearts remix. Happy holidays everyone!
The Twelve Days of Kingdom Hearts
(DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS NOR DO I CLAIM TO! ALL RIGHTS TO SQUARE ENIX! NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!)
On the first day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
A paopu in a palm tree.
On the second day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Seven princesses,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Eight manga volumes,
Seven princesses,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Nine pureblood heartless,
Eight manga volumes,
Seven princesses,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Ten Disney boss fights,
Nine pureblood heartless,
Eight manga volumes,
Seven princesses,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Eleven worlds to visit,
Ten Disney boss fights,
Nine pureblood heartless,
Eight manga volumes,
Seven princesses,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me,
Twelve keyblade wielders,
Eleven worlds to visit,
Ten Disney boss fights,
Nine pureblood heartless,
Eight manga volumes,
Seven princesses,
Six sea salt ice creams,
Five drive formes,
Four nobodies,
Three party members,
Dual keyblades,
and a Paopu in a palm tree.