Here's ANOTHER bit of insanity! Please be kind!

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The Saiyan team composed of Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz had returned from a successful purge of planet Shikk. Nappa was certain that Frieza would greatly reward them for their efforts…..

"Lord Frieza, We are here to report that we have purged planet Shikk in just a matter of three days" Vegeta announced as the trio knelt before the ice-tyrant.

"Seriously? It took you THAT LONG?" Frieza mocked." How long would it have taken you, Zarbon?"

"Just a single day, My Lord. IF I TOOK MY TIME!" Zarbon taunted.

"My grandmother would have managed quicker than those Saiyans!" Dodoria snickered.

Zarbon shuddered at the pink blob's remark.

"Have a chill, Zarbon?" the Ice-Jin questioned.

"No, Lord Frieza. I had simply envisioned Dodoria's grandmother " Zarbon answered.

It was Frieza's turn to shudder.

"That IS a disturbing image to imagine!" Frieza muttered.

"Go away now and stop wasting my time. And DO complete your assignments in a much more satisfactory time frame in the future" the youngest son of King Cold declared.

"What?" Vegeta and Raditz choked.

"You are dismissed! I have MORE important things to do with my time you know" the lizard-overlord said imperiously.

"That's it?" Nappa growled.

"YES! NOW BEGONE!" Frieza huffed.

"Well we are still going to get paid for all our hard work right?" the former Saiyan general pressed.

"NO!" was the changeling's reply.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT GETTING PAID?" Nappa roared.

Frieza sighed wearily "Zarbon, If you will..."

The Ice-Jin's emerald-haired right-hand man walked over to Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz.

"Let me explain things in a manner that you MONKEYS will understand…."

"WHOO WHOO HEHE EH EH!"

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