p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"strongDisclaimer: I own nothing/strong/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"strong5 Golden Rules for Babysitting Harry/strong/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"strongBy Sirius Black/strong/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Lily does not appreciate it if I swear in front of Harry./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If Lily comes home and Harry starts swearing again it will result in a lot of pain and hexes/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Do not wrap Harry up in the invisibility cloak, although it may seem smart at the time and is effective in getting Harry to calm down it is not fun looking for him/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Harry is very good at hiding emwithout/em the cloak, looking for him with it is near impossible/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"It is easier just to summon Harry immediately if he does get hold of the cloak rather than waste another emthree/em hours of my life/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Even if Harry is screaming bloody murder do emnot/em put a silencing spell on him./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If Lily walks in as it is being done the results will be that I resemble a squashed mushroom and be blasted to Canada (if lucky)./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If she doesn't walk in at that moment then Harry's puppy dog eyes are to difficult to resist and there will be a need to undo the spell/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Do not leave Harry unattended on the broomstick, though he was practically made to fly he was also made to break things And be a menace./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If Lily is the one coming home first then don't let him on the broom full stop./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If James is the one coming home first then encourage him to go on the broom (but WATCH him)./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Make sure that Harry cannot reach my wand, particularly while teething./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Harry shrinking, turning blue, transfiguring into a giant ladybug, turning invisible or whatever else happens, though it is hilarious, the humour runs out when Lily finds out./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"strong5 Golden Rules for Babysitting Harry/strong/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"strongBy Sirius Black/strong/p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Lily does not appreciate it if I swear in front of Harry./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If Lily comes home and Harry starts swearing again it will result in a lot of pain and hexes/p
hr style="margin: 5px 0px; border: 0px; background-color: #cbcbcb; background-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 100%, 100% 100%, from(#ffffff), color-stop(0.1, #cbcbcb), color-stop(0.9, #cbcbcb), to(#ffffff)); color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;" noshade="noshade" size="1" /
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Do not wrap Harry up in the invisibility cloak, although it may seem smart at the time and is effective in getting Harry to calm down it is not fun looking for him/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Harry is very good at hiding emwithout/em the cloak, looking for him with it is near impossible/p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"It is easier just to summon Harry immediately if he does get hold of the cloak rather than waste another emthree/em hours of my life/p
hr style="margin: 5px 0px; border: 0px; background-color: #cbcbcb; background-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 100%, 100% 100%, from(#ffffff), color-stop(0.1, #cbcbcb), color-stop(0.9, #cbcbcb), to(#ffffff)); color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;" noshade="noshade" size="1" /
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Even if Harry is screaming bloody murder do emnot/em put a silencing spell on him./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If Lily walks in as it is being done the results will be that I resemble a squashed mushroom and be blasted to Canada (if lucky)./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If she doesn't walk in at that moment then Harry's puppy dog eyes are to difficult to resist and there will be a need to undo the spell/p
hr style="margin: 5px 0px; border: 0px; background-color: #cbcbcb; background-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 100%, 100% 100%, from(#ffffff), color-stop(0.1, #cbcbcb), color-stop(0.9, #cbcbcb), to(#ffffff)); color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;" noshade="noshade" size="1" /
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Do not leave Harry unattended on the broomstick, though he was practically made to fly he was also made to break things And be a menace./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If Lily is the one coming home first then don't let him on the broom full stop./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"If James is the one coming home first then encourage him to go on the broom (but WATCH him)./p
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p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Make sure that Harry cannot reach my wand, particularly while teething./p
p style="max-height: 999999px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"Harry shrinking, turning blue, transfiguring into a giant ladybug, turning invisible or whatever else happens, though it is hilarious, the humour runs out when Lily finds out./p