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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Naruto, and Young Wizards. Current Position: I am done with this account. It is dead and will not be updated. Ever. Please feel free to visit my fictionpress.com account under: Cinderella is Dead (No guarantees about updates on that account either) | |||||||
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The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
You know you read too much Hp when: by alyssialui reviews
if you have ever had someone say you read too much Harry Potter this is the place for you. See if any of these actually happen to you. Most have happened to me. Others I thought would happen to others. ideas welcome. hope you find it funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,472 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Joking a Malfoy by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
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The Harry Potter Crew Writes a Fan Letter reviews
Post Deathly Hallows, preEpilogue. My way of ranting about the ending. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
Her smile is more beautiful than seeing that shooting star. Slight religious theme. Oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Falling Rain reviews
She's the only one that can bring back the clan now. Sequel to Higher Ground.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Higher Ground reviews
Sasuke stared at the ceiling. It was his sixteenth birthday, but just another day. Sequel coming soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why me? reviews
Ronan doesn't like to be insulted
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
So You Want To Destroy The Lone Power reviews
Patience is a virtue...' Artemis finds a Wizards manual, and his Ordeal is not quite normal as if any of them are...CHAPTER TWO IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Artemis F.
Another Pile of Dirty Clothes reviews
Yes, let's turn the world into a pile of dirty laundry to just to shove it into a washing machine for it to shrink when it comes out! [Oneshot]
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Seussification of Harry Potter reviews
This is the seussification of Harry Potter, or as we should say, Scary Trotter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Molly W., Mundungus F.
Too Many Tears reviews
They weren't going to like this at all. CHAPTER SIX FINALLY POSTED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Holly S., Foaly
Never Give A Death Eater Firewhisky reviews
The Title Says It All [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Haiku reviews
They were limited to speaking in Haiku form, and it still didn't stop them from insulting each other.[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wandering Spirits reviews
No matter how much luck you have, no matter your power, miracles are still impossible. Life cannot go on if you don't have the will.[Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter Meets A Squirrel Army reviews
How Harry's fear of squirrels was revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Happy Mind reviews
Well, in this Harry's kind of stupid. It's a weekend Harry style at the Dursley's. And I do NOT own Harry Potter because I am NOT J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
