Lesietta Wehs
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Joined 05-28-00, id: 10780
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, and StarTrek: Voyager.
I'm 15, I write fan-fic and role play, I'm female, and probably intake too much sugar for my own good. i wouldn't doubt that at all... Um well i mostly write Star Wars, (when i get around to writing things) but I just did a Voyager parody that was lots of fun, and i'm co-authoring a Star Trek story that is over 400 written pages long. OOooh, weird movie qoutes! Ted "Theodore" Logan: Who are you?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Oh. How's it hanging, Death? Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh*. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. John Hammond: When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. if your looking for something to read aside from fanfic, i suggest:
Anywhere But Here by Mona Simpson
Jurrasic Park by Michael Criton (sp?)
any of the Cat Who... mysteries by Lillian Jackson Braun
Give a Boy a Gun by Todd Strasser
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Last Names, Emergency Plots, & Harry Gets Violent reviews
Brooklyn and Shawn's adventure with the 2nd Voyager crew. please r/r
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2001
Hidden Past, Unsure Future reviews
Nike forgets her true past to spare the pain. Untill she sees her future.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 6/26/2000
The Dead Qom Qae and Lumberjack Jedi reviews
Once again, a Monty Python parody, and once again, violence towards animals.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000
You did WHAT??? reviews
A Student and her Jedi Master have a little talk. two endings. Please review, I need to know what to improve on and that sort of thing!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 6/11/2000
Ensigns, Borgs, and Llamas reviews
A parody. Borg take over the ship and everyone is to stupid to notice. Neelix fans might not enjoy this story.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2001
Six, Eight, Twelve reviews
song-fic. Ani's been gone Six months, 8 days, 12 hours
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2000
Don't Speak reviews
Amidala and Anakin's marriage is at an end. Put to 'Don't Speak' by No Doubt
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2000
Fish License reviews
Monty Python hit by Star Wars.. Sidious trys to get a fish license
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2000
The Pet Shop Sketch- Version 2 reviews
I've done it again, gone and Star Warsiesed Monty Python. This time to Pet Shop Sketch Version 2. Han goes to buy a pet for Jacen at a pet shop run by Jabba.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/2/2000
The Corellian Inquisition reviews
Star Warised version of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition Sketch
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2000